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				It's A Kind of Magic
			 
			Listen up dipshits... it's like this: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			It doesn't matter how stupid you are. It doesn't matter if you don't make it to the Penthouse. It just..... doesn't.... matter. Imagine a brand new deck of cards. You take off the cellophane, remove the advertisements, take out the jokers, and you have 52 cards in perfect order. You shuffle the deck once and the cards are out of order. You shuffle the deck a second time and they're even more out of order. Now shuffle the deck 10 billion times. Eventually the cards are going to wind up back in perfect order. Yeah, it's kind of like that. Everything you have ever done, you have done a trillion times over. You are an immortal being, in a shell. WAKEY WAKEY!!!! 
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		 Do you Know Irwin Jones? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Megan Fox's fluffer 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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				You are correct
			 
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		 Are you dead? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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