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03-11-2016, 01:09 AM
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So Fecking Bummed
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Where is the most awkward place you have taken a shit?
We have all been there. The strong need to shit but no where to go...
After trying to ignore it is obvious you either go or shit your pants. So, lack of toilets, where is the most awkward place you have had to take a shit and what did you use to wipe. |
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03-11-2016, 01:57 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I approve of this thread and wait with eager anticipation to read your detailed and arousing replies...
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03-11-2016, 02:29 AM
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Confirmed User
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I got a good one.. but i did have a toilet.
First day on the job.. i take a massive dump. Click flush.. toilet over flows everywhere, shit everywhere. People starting knocking on the door.. i started to panic. Then i thought fuck it.. just sat there and ignored everyone for about 10 mins till they all fucked off, then i made my escape.. |
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03-11-2016, 02:31 AM
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03-11-2016, 02:35 AM
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working on my tan
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03-11-2016, 02:47 AM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Kuala Lumpur Airport before the refurb - It was the first time I had been confronted with the horror of hole in the ground toilets - It was already ankle deep in shit and piss...
Yet somehow with just the aid of a child's chair I manged to shit, piss, get changed and even read part of my guide book. All without getting my feet wet..... I was very agile back then... |
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03-11-2016, 05:35 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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In the mother nature!
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03-11-2016, 05:40 AM
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I'm a great bowler.
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On the way to a girl's house, I caught a bad case of the shits. I didn't want to blow up her toilet, and was already too deep into her neighborhood for restaurants, stores, or public restrooms. I pulled into a church parking lot, waddled out back, dropped trow and let er rip. It was massive, too! I had to use an old shirt to wipe. I could imagine the groundskeeper the next day trying to figure out what type of animal would leave a shit that big. Until he found the shirt, then he probably get a little sick to his stomach.
Got to the girl's house feeling refreshed, and banged the brakes off that pussy for the rest of the night. |
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03-11-2016, 06:16 AM
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Grrrrrrrrr
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03-11-2016, 06:23 AM
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So Fucking What
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Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny |
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03-11-2016, 06:24 AM
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So Fucking What
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If anyone ever says you are a dude just show them this reply LOLYou are all woman
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03-11-2016, 07:44 AM
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I need a beer
 
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03-11-2016, 08:04 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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In a plastic grocery bag in the back seat of a friend's car while stuck in traffic on the freeway.
We were in gridlock and I had to go. There were no great options and I was about to shit myself. My buddy had a few empty plastic grocery bags in the glove box that he kept to use as trash bags. He didn't want to watch so he made me get in back. I crawled in the back seat, held a bag to my ass and let fly. When I was done I used some napkins to wipe. I tied the bag shut and luckily traffic started slowly moving shortly after so we got some air in the car and helped get rid of the smell. Looking back on it, I have a strong feeling the people behind us in traffic knew what I was doing. |
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03-11-2016, 09:18 AM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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03-11-2016, 09:22 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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03-11-2016, 09:26 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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 Doing that would be pretty awkward... |
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03-11-2016, 05:12 PM
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Sieg Hi!
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strange country for sure...
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03-11-2016, 07:32 PM
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Confirmed Chicago Pimp
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Was up in Wisconsin at a business and they weren't there yet. Luckily in the middle of nowhere and surrounded by woods. Shit in da woods as couldn't wait any longer for them to get there and wiped my ass with a roll of paper towels.
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03-11-2016, 07:49 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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On my hair ...
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03-11-2016, 08:02 PM
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Promoting Debate on GFY
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Fortunately this day hasn't arrived for me yet, but I suspect one day it will
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03-11-2016, 08:10 PM
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cuck
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I took a shirt from my neighbor's clothesline
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03-11-2016, 08:40 PM
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I'm a great bowler.
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That right there is a loyal and dedicated friend. I would have made you go shit on the interstate, or run into the woods off the interstate. That car must have smelled like, well, like shit. |
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03-11-2016, 08:43 PM
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So Fucking Fabulous
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I'm disappointed in GFY! I can't believe no one has said on your mom's face cause she asked me too yet..
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03-11-2016, 08:50 PM
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Registered User
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When I was in my late teens I was at a party that got raided for drinking, I wasn't drunk but I was fucked sideways on Xanax. Had 4 of us lined up against the side of one of the cruisers. I wasn't in a good mood about being in cuffs because I hadn't drunk a drop, so I pulled my shorts down a little and shit right on the cops door. Friends got a kick out of it, cops however didn't see the humor at all.
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03-12-2016, 05:25 AM
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Naked in my bathroom
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One of my friends had shit in his pants
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