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  • SBJ
    So Fucking Fabulous
    • Apr 2003
    • 11387

    #1

    Business I should fire myself! I suck at paying bills

    So it seems like everyday without fail I'm getting emails like
    Unpaid Invoice #263424
    Dear Valued Customer,

    Please make sure you send payment for your parcel to avoid any inconvenience. Open the attached file to review the confirmation listing.


    Sincerely,
    I really should keep better tabs on bills I need to pay so I don't get so many of these emails
  • brassmonkey
    Pay It Forward
    • Sep 2005
    • 77396

    #2
    i can show you how to make newspaper bricks to build your new house under a bridge.
    TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
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    • SBJ
      So Fucking Fabulous
      • Apr 2003
      • 11387

      #3
      Originally posted by brassmonkey
      i can show you how to make newspaper bricks to build your new house under a bridge.
      ya make a youtube video! That sounds like very useful info that everyone should know

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      • #23
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jan 2016
        • 555

        #4
        Originally posted by SBJ
        ya make a youtube video! That sounds like very useful info that everyone should know
        I get at least 2 of BrassMonkeys Nigerian brothers asking me for money

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        • brassmonkey
          Pay It Forward
          • Sep 2005
          • 77396

          #5
          Originally posted by SBJ
          ya make a youtube video! That sounds like very useful info that everyone should know
          i cook on a wood stove sometimes up north. things just come out better for me instead of using electric or gas.


          i make these is the summer they dry out fast here. it gets very hot as you know.
          TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
          DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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          • CurrentlySober
            Too lazy to wipe my ass
            • Aug 2002
            • 38945

            #6
            i cunt a4d 2 pay bills....


            👁️ 👍️ 💩

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            • SBJ
              So Fucking Fabulous
              • Apr 2003
              • 11387

              #7
              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
              i cunt a4d 2 pay bills....
              I cunt a4d the fake bills I get in emails either!

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              • SBJ
                So Fucking Fabulous
                • Apr 2003
                • 11387

                #8
                shit now I have people leaving phone msgs in other languages from a phone country code of India. I really need to pay closer attention to paying these fake bills on time

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                • ErectMedia
                  Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 7100

                  #9
                  I'm really good at it and pay everything early. Weird but I actually feel good giving away my money.

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                  • SBJ
                    So Fucking Fabulous
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 11387

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ErectMedia
                    I'm really good at it and pay everything early. Weird but I actually feel good giving away my money.
                    That is cause Apple convinced you that spending more than you should is a good thing.. Maybe I'll start forwarding these fake bills to known Apple users and see if some of them pay my fake bills for me

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                    • CaptainHowdy
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 94733

                      #11
                      Don't pay and see what happens ...

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                      • brassmonkey
                        Pay It Forward
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 77396

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SBJ
                        shit now I have people leaving phone msgs in other languages from a phone country code of India. I really need to pay closer attention to paying these fake bills on time
                        what's your email? i sent you that ground unicorn horn about a month ago you owe me $5,000 no epass! paypal wire or payoneer
                        TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
                        DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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                        • ErectMedia
                          Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 7100

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SBJ
                          That is cause Apple convinced you that spending more than you should is a good thing.. Maybe I'll start forwarding these fake bills to known Apple users and see if some of them pay my fake bills for me
                          Counting down the months to pre-order my iPhone 7
                          Nah think it's some gay responsible feeling I get when paying them.

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                          • wehateporn
                            Promoting Debate on GFY
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 27176

                            #14

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                            • SBJ
                              So Fucking Fabulous
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 11387

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ErectMedia
                              Counting down the months to pre-order my iPhone 7
                              Nah think it's some gay responsible feeling I get when paying them.
                              ya this thread is sarcasm.. I pay all my bills but get 7-12 emails a day of people wanting me to pay a fake bill or something.. Re read the first post.

                              BM The check is in the mail.. Thanks!

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                              • SBJ
                                So Fucking Fabulous
                                • Apr 2003
                                • 11387

                                #16
                                Originally posted by wehateporn
                                oh fuck no! Not Trump!!

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                                • Rochard
                                  Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                  • Dec 2001
                                  • 75733

                                  #17
                                  Don't you have a list of bills you must pay each month and then you cross them out as you pay off each one?
                                  Herschel Savage
                                  Brooklyn, NY

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                                  • SBJ
                                    So Fucking Fabulous
                                    • Apr 2003
                                    • 11387

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Rochard
                                    Don't you have a list of bills you must pay each month and then you cross them out as you pay off each one?
                                    re read the first post not just the thread title.. lol this whole thread is about those emails everyone gets asking you to pay a bill or invoice for something that doesn't exist.. I just got one too many of those emails today.. And no kidding while eating my t-bone steak for dinner I got that call from India that I had no idea what they were saying..

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                                    • porndumpme
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2016
                                      • 103

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SBJ
                                      shit now I have people leaving phone msgs in other languages from a phone country code of India. I really need to pay closer attention to paying these fake bills on time
                                      Hey wouldn't that be good, instead of getting scam emails we could get flooded with spam phone calls.

                                      10 calls a day, pay this bill, heres 1 million from nigeria, go here do this and that.. sounds freaking awesome.

                                      In fact here in Australia we are already getting alot of these calls from India, the main one is some "tech" support guy from one of our big companies rings you up and tells you that you have a virus. How he knows this i don't know.

                                      All you need to do is install some dodgey piece of software and they will fix it all for free. Although your bank accounts will be drained within 10 minutes.

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                                      • dyna mo
                                        just a fucking jerk
                                        • Dec 2008
                                        • 68184

                                        #20
                                        I feel left out, I don't get the late bill emails (

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                                        • SBJ
                                          So Fucking Fabulous
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 11387

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by dyna mo
                                          I feel left out, I don't get the late bill emails (
                                          really you never get spam emails asking you to pay this invoice or your UPS or FEDEX package is delayed and to see the zip file included?

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                                          • dyna mo
                                            just a fucking jerk
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 68184

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SBJ
                                            really you never get spam emails asking you to pay this invoice or your UPS or FEDEX package is delayed and to see the zip file included?
                                            oh yah yah, i get the delayed packages ones a lot, but i've not gotten, or at least never noticed, a late bill one.

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                                            • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                              Grrrrrrrrr
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 4986

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by SBJ
                                              really you never get spam emails asking you to pay this invoice or your UPS or FEDEX package is delayed and to see the zip file included?
                                              I never got one.

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