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Sausage · 03-23-2003, 01:22 AM

France has decided that the attack is illegal, and is sending their troops in to surrender.

Jakke PNG · 03-23-2003, 01:24 AM

That's so funny I can't breathe.

Jakke PNG · 03-23-2003, 01:25 AM

Really.. I'm having serious trouble here.
I'm gonna pass out soon.
Someone call 911.

Jakke PNG · 03-23-2003, 01:25 AM

Sorry. I won't do that again.

Sausage · 03-23-2003, 01:39 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
That's so funny I can't breathe.

Sorry mate ... I just couldn't resist.

PersianKitty · 03-23-2003, 01:43 AM

My dad sent me the following this morning... (not to offend anyone in France)...

Question: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
Answer: No one knows. It's never been tried.

Sausage · 03-23-2003, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
My dad sent me the following this morning... (not to offend anyone in France)...

Question: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
Answer: No one knows. It's never been tried.

Ok... I don't think I can top that.

FadeEP · 03-23-2003, 03:48 AM

Here is a good one..

Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.

Lee · 03-23-2003, 07:33 AM

As they say, the only reason all those lovely French avenues are tree lined is so the German army can march in the shade.

Libertine · 03-23-2003, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
My dad sent me the following this morning... (not to offend anyone in France)...

Question: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
Answer: No one knows. It's never been tried.

It was at least kinda funny the first 500 times. After that, it got a bit old.

AdultNex · 03-23-2003, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FadeEP
Here is a good one..

Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.

Sarah_Jayne · 03-23-2003, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Really.. I'm having serious trouble here.
I'm gonna pass out soon.
Someone call 911.

would 911 work in Finland? Would be a long trip.

Joe Sixpack · 03-23-2003, 08:34 AM

A Canadian couple was strolling through a park in London and sat down on a bench next to an elderly Briton. The Brit noticed their lapel pins sporting the Canadian flag and, to make conversation, said "Judging by your pins, you must be Canadians".

"Indeed we are", replied the Canadian gentleman.

"I hope you won't mind my asking," said the Brit, "but what do the two red bars on your flag represent?"

"Well," replied the Canadian gentlman, "one of the bars stands for the courage and hardiness of our people in settling the cold expanses and broad prairies of our country. The other is for the honesty and integrity for which Canadians are known."

The Brit mulled this over and nodded. Having poor eyesight at his advanced age, and not being familiar with maple leaves, he then asked, "And what's that six-pointed item in the middle of your flag?"

"Oh, that's to remind us of the six words of our national motto," the Canadian lady piped up.

The Brit asked, "And what are those six words?"

The Canadian smiled and replied, "They are 'Don't blame us - we're not Americans.'"

How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out.

Noteworthy dates in 20th-Century American history:
1917 - When World War I began.
1918 - When the U.S. won World War I.
1941 - When World War II began.
1945 - When the U.S. won World War II.

Three recently deceased persons, a Brit, a Russian, and an American, are making their way down to Hell. Each is carrying something with him: The Brit is carrying a shovel, the Russian is carrying an extra pair of shoes, and the American is carrying some cans of liquid. As they trudge along, the American asks his comrades why they're carrying the things they are.

The Brit responds, "Well, sir, I know the Devil keeps it awfully hot in Hell, and he makes blokes like us shovel coal to keep it that way. I was always fond of this particular shovel when I worked in the mines back home, so I brought it along for the job."

The Russian responds, "Like our comrade says, it's awfully hot in Hell. These shoes have thick soles that protected me from the ice and snow of Siberia, and I'm hoping that they can save my feet from the hot ground on which we'll be toiling for eternity."

The American puts down his cans and says in disbelief, "If it's as hot in Hell as you fellows say, then do you mean I'm not going to be able to get ice for my Coca-Cola?"

A French in Paris ask one tourist:
- Do you want to hear one funny story about stupid Americans?
- Hey, guy, I'M AMERICAN!
- No problems, I can tell this story twice, if you don't understand at first.

cosis · 03-23-2003, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sausage
France has decided that the attack is illegal, and is sending their troops in to surrender.

disc0 · 03-23-2003, 10:57 AM

http://FuckTheFrench.net

Jakke PNG · 03-23-2003, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc

would 911 work in Finland? Would be a long trip.

Sarah_Jayne · 03-23-2003, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

could try 999 ..might be faster from the UK

directfiesta · 03-23-2003, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld

It was at least kinda funny the first 500 times. After that, it got a bit old.

500 times only. You just joined the board????

03-23-2003, 01:22 AM	#1
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03-23-2003, 01:25 AM	#4
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03-23-2003, 01:43 AM	#6
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03-23-2003, 03:48 AM	#8
FadeEP Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 138	Here is a good one.. Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.

03-23-2003, 07:33 AM	#9
Lee Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kernow Posts: 2,977	As they say, the only reason all those lovely French avenues are tree lined is so the German army can march in the shade.

03-23-2003, 08:34 AM	#13
Joe Sixpack So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 3,793	A Canadian couple was strolling through a park in London and sat down on a bench next to an elderly Briton. The Brit noticed their lapel pins sporting the Canadian flag and, to make conversation, said "Judging by your pins, you must be Canadians". "Indeed we are", replied the Canadian gentleman. "I hope you won't mind my asking," said the Brit, "but what do the two red bars on your flag represent?" "Well," replied the Canadian gentlman, "one of the bars stands for the courage and hardiness of our people in settling the cold expanses and broad prairies of our country. The other is for the honesty and integrity for which Canadians are known." The Brit mulled this over and nodded. Having poor eyesight at his advanced age, and not being familiar with maple leaves, he then asked, "And what's that six-pointed item in the middle of your flag?" "Oh, that's to remind us of the six words of our national motto," the Canadian lady piped up. The Brit asked, "And what are those six words?" The Canadian smiled and replied, "They are 'Don't blame us - we're not Americans.'" How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to comment on "how funny-looking" local lightbulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come out. Noteworthy dates in 20th-Century American history: 1917 - When World War I began. 1918 - When the U.S. won World War I. 1941 - When World War II began. 1945 - When the U.S. won World War II. Three recently deceased persons, a Brit, a Russian, and an American, are making their way down to Hell. Each is carrying something with him: The Brit is carrying a shovel, the Russian is carrying an extra pair of shoes, and the American is carrying some cans of liquid. As they trudge along, the American asks his comrades why they're carrying the things they are. The Brit responds, "Well, sir, I know the Devil keeps it awfully hot in Hell, and he makes blokes like us shovel coal to keep it that way. I was always fond of this particular shovel when I worked in the mines back home, so I brought it along for the job." The Russian responds, "Like our comrade says, it's awfully hot in Hell. These shoes have thick soles that protected me from the ice and snow of Siberia, and I'm hoping that they can save my feet from the hot ground on which we'll be toiling for eternity." The American puts down his cans and says in disbelief, "If it's as hot in Hell as you fellows say, then do you mean I'm not going to be able to get ice for my Coca-Cola?" A French in Paris ask one tourist: - Do you want to hear one funny story about stupid Americans? - Hey, guy, I'M AMERICAN! - No problems, I can tell this story twice, if you don't understand at first.

03-23-2003, 10:57 AM	#15
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