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The Porn Nerd · 02-29-2016, 12:16 PM

The ratings are in and this year's Oscars were the lowest-viewed show ever.
The Nominations:

1. Chris Rock - just not funny?
2. Movies sucked this year?
3. Black snub topic ALL NIGHT LONG?

And the Oscar for biggest reason the Academy Awards 2016 SUCKED goes to.....#3!!!

The opening was semi-funny (especially when Rock slammed Jada and Will Smith). But then blacks being snubbed by the white Academy became the THEME of the show. Non-stop bashing us over the head.....WE GET IT.

Lady Gaga stole the show. But other than that I thought I was watching a Nightly Show marathon.

ITraffic · 02-29-2016, 12:22 PM

like most people in 2016 i was content in getting the info i wanted about the show from clips on social media / youtube.

JA$ON · 02-29-2016, 12:22 PM

He HAD to touch on the Race thing, I get it. Had he made a few good jokes, say what needed to be said and moved on with a regular, funny monologue and show it would have been 20X better.

He beat that shit like a dead horse. It was uncomfortable to watch after awhile

And he's SO funny too. It was a shame.

dyna mo · 02-29-2016, 12:23 PM

i liked it! except for the biden/gaga bit and leo winning/his baloney speech.

congrats to Mad Max:Fury Road.

Scott McD · 02-29-2016, 12:29 PM

Avoided even watching because i knew how the entire night would go. Boooooorning...

dyna mo · 02-29-2016, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Avoided even watching because i knew how the entire night would go. Boooooorning...

there was some seriously good cleavages, side boobages too.

The Porn Nerd · 02-29-2016, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JA$ON

He HAD to touch on the Race thing, I get it. Had he made a few good jokes, say what needed to be said and moved on with a regular, funny monologue and show it would have been 20X better.

He beat that shit like a dead horse. It was uncomfortable to watch after awhile

And he's SO funny too. It was a shame.

Yeah that's the sad part. I really like Chris Rock but enough was enough.

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

there was some seriously good cleavages, side boobages too.

Always - but the still shots on TMZ and other places are the best place to enjoy such entertainment.

arock10 · 02-29-2016, 01:01 PM

I just refreshed Google vs watching it

Scott McD · 02-29-2016, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

there was some seriously good cleavages, side boobages too.

Ross · 02-29-2016, 01:17 PM

The Oscars as an event was pretty low key yeah but the movies nominated were far from bad, quite the opposite in my opinion. Spotlight is an oustanding movie and needs more people to watch it.

In fact the only movies on the best picture nominees list I haven't saw yet is Room & Brooklyn, I plan to watch Room tonight, the rest of the movies were great and very deserving of being nominated. I'm glad Spotlight won, well deserved.

As someone else mentioned, tons of tits and ass. That girl who won best actress in a support role was looking amazing last night as was Brie Larson too.

Scott McD · 02-29-2016, 01:26 PM

Kate still has it!

The Porn Nerd · 02-29-2016, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Kate still has it!

A bit thick (as in waist) but I'd still do dirty things to Ms. Kate. Bet she's wild in bed, too.

But about the movies: can we have something that doesn't involve rape, molestation and death? How about a non-offensive comedy? I do not go to the movies to see the worst in human behavior but rather to get AWAY from the horrors of this world. Many of today's films glorify and wallow in human misery. Try going to a movie without guns or explosions.

Matyko · 02-29-2016, 01:55 PM

Hungarian movie Son of Saul won Oscar, the not-antisemitic half of my country is very happy about it (including me)

CaptainHowdy · 02-29-2016, 01:57 PM

I went to bed early ...

dyna mo · 02-29-2016, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

A bit thick (as in waist) but I'd still do dirty things to Ms. Kate. Bet she's wild in bed, too.

But about the movies: can we have something that doesn't involve rape, molestation and death? How about a non-offensive comedy? I do not go to the movies to see the worst in human behavior but rather to get AWAY from the horrors of this world. Many of today's films glorify and wallow in human misery. Try going to a movie without guns or explosions.

I had to look away when the documentary shorts category came up.

Rob · 02-29-2016, 01:58 PM

Alicia Vikander is so fucking hot! YUM!

O MARINA · 02-29-2016, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

i liked it! except for the biden/gaga bit and leo winning/his baloney speech.

dyna mo · 02-29-2016, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

Alicia Vikander is so fucking hot! YUM!

I can most certainly fap to that side boobage!

dyna mo · 02-29-2016, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

Ahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

I knew he was bitter!

O MARINA · 02-29-2016, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Lady Gaga stole the show.

Yeah, Chris Rock was too much with the "Black" jokes.
I thought Louis CK presenter was dumb & disrespectful to the lady who won.
Lady Gaga amazing performance as usual.
Leo #1, they didn't even play music to get him off stage, he had all the time in the world for his speech

O MARINA · 02-29-2016, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

Ahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

I knew he was bitter!

He is NOT shaking your hand bro.

O MARINA · 02-29-2016, 02:07 PM

Charlize stunning age 40+!

dyna mo · 02-29-2016, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

He is NOT shaking your hand bro.

No worries, I'm more of a high fiving motherfucker than a hand shaking bro anyhoo!

Scott McD · 02-29-2016, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

A bit thick (as in waist) but I'd still do dirty things to Ms. Kate. Bet she's wild in bed, too.

Yeah i bet she's a filthy bitch. Which is good obviously...

O MARINA · 02-29-2016, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

No worries, I'm more of a high fiving motherfucker than a hand shaking bro anyhoo!

What's the update with the dog's mofo owner?

dyna mo · 02-29-2016, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

What's the update with the dog's mofo owner?

Everything's copacetic, dog got his mofo nails did for the Oscars !

The Porn Nerd · 02-29-2016, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Matyko

Hungarian movie Son of Saul won Oscar, the not-antisemitic half of my country is very happy about it (including me)

I actually thought of you when I saw that! Gotta visit Hungary someday man, maybe this year after the shows.

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

Charlize stunning age 40+!

I love Charlize Theron and always respected her for not getting a boob job.

That, and she probably killed her alcoholic abusive father but her mom took the rap for it. Talk about drama!!

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2MuchMark · 02-29-2016, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Kate still has it!

She sure does.

poncabare · 02-29-2016, 03:12 PM

Sick of hearing how whites are the only racists around, complete bs

Penny24Seven · 02-29-2016, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

The ratings are in and this year's Oscars were the lowest-viewed show ever.
The Nominations:

1. Chris Rock - just not funny?
2. Movies sucked this year?
3. Black snub topic ALL NIGHT LONG?

And the Oscar for biggest reason the Academy Awards 2016 SUCKED goes to.....#3!!!

The opening was semi-funny (especially when Rock slammed Jada and Will Smith). But then blacks being snubbed by the white Academy became the THEME of the show. Non-stop bashing us over the head.....WE GET IT.

Lady Gaga stole the show. But other than that I thought I was watching a Nightly Show marathon.

agree 100% it was like get the fuck over it and tell a real joke. Tired of the same thing twisted and turned when it is the same shit over and over again

dyna mo · 02-29-2016, 03:23 PM

What was with selling the girl scout cookies, that was weird, and kinda dumb.

kane · 02-29-2016, 03:30 PM

I watched the first 20 minutes or so to see Chris Rock's monologue. I thought it was good, but not great. After that I just watched clips to see who won what awards.

This was one of the first years where I haven't seen most of the movies up for best picture. I'll have to check them out as they come out on DVD.

adultchatpay · 02-29-2016, 04:05 PM

This is the most predictable Oscar ever!

SilentKnight · 02-29-2016, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

What was with selling the girl scout cookies, that was weird, and kinda dumb.

Definitely weird. Given the constant white-bashing throughout the show - I kinda' thought he was trying to imply that black people were reduced to selling cookies among the rich.

I was thoroughly disgusted by the end of the show. As others have said, had Rock simply cracked a few jokes at the start of the show and moved on to other material, it would've been fine. But they just kept pummeling at it ad nauseum.

And then Sacha Baron Cohen gave the Black Panther fist salute near the end - that was priceless.

MiamiBoyz · 02-29-2016, 05:17 PM

"I thought the lack of Latino actors was reprehensible and I hope this will be corrected for next years Oscars show. I was disgusted!" - Donald Trump

The Porn Nerd · 02-29-2016, 05:20 PM

Racist? I dunno - a lot of those Oscar winners had weird names.
Like they was foreigners or sumthin'.

dyna mo · 02-29-2016, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

"I thought the lack of Latino actors was reprehensible and I hope this will be corrected for next years Oscars show. I was disgusted!" - Donald Trump

i thought it ironic the academy let dicaprio spew his political baloney but innaruti didn't even get his full amount of time before they queued the orchestra to play him off the stage when he won for best director.

VSKevin · 02-29-2016, 05:39 PM

Didn't watch most of it, but I expected Leo to win this year, though I don't agree with a win for Revenant. The movie had awesome cinematography, but that's it. Slow moving, not particularly intense (except the bear scene), and not as deep as I thought the story would be.

After both Star Wars and Hateful Eight, this movie put me to sleep.

Cheers for Spotlight winning best picture and Mad Max for gettin' some big wins!

Don't get me wrong, Leo deserves an Oscar, especially for Blood Diamond and Gilbert Grape. Wolf of Wall Street and Revenant, no.

The Porn Nerd · 02-29-2016, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by VSKevin

Didn't watch most of it, but I expected Leo to win this year, though I don't agree with a win for Revenant. The movie had awesome cinematography, but that's it. Slow moving, not particularly intense (except the bear scene), and not as deep as I thought the story would be.

After both Star Wars and Hateful Eight, this movie put me to sleep.

Cheers for Spotlight winning best picture and Mad Max for gettin' some big wins!

Don't get me wrong, Leo deserves an Oscar, especially for Blood Diamond and Gilbert Grape. Wolf of Wall Street and Revenant, no.

Even Titanic he was better in.
Revenant left me cold.

bronco67 · 02-29-2016, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

The ratings are in and this year's Oscars were the lowest-viewed show ever.
The Nominations:

1. Chris Rock - just not funny?
2. Movies sucked this year?
3. Black snub topic ALL NIGHT LONG?

And the Oscar for biggest reason the Academy Awards 2016 SUCKED goes to.....#3!!!

The opening was semi-funny (especially when Rock slammed Jada and Will Smith). But then blacks being snubbed by the white Academy became the THEME of the show. Non-stop bashing us over the head.....WE GET IT.

Lady Gaga stole the show. But other than that I thought I was watching a Nightly Show marathon.

The biggest problem for me when I was scanning through it this morning was that almost no acting awards were given out in the first 3 fucking hours. It ran so long that the show had barely gotten started before my DVR cut it off.

What the fuck were they doing for all that time?

The Stacey Dash thing????What the fuck? I get the joke, but it definitely was awkward and bizarre.

The biggest laugh was Louis Ck giving the award for the documentary short.

The Porn Nerd · 02-29-2016, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

The biggest problem for me when I was scanning through it this morning was that almost no acting awards were given out in the first 3 fucking hours. It ran so long that the show had barely gotten started before my DVR cut it off.

What the fuck were they doing for all that time?

Bashing whitey.

bronco67 · 02-29-2016, 05:50 PM

Mad MaxhaWon All the Oscars, Except the Ones It Really Deserved

This article right here is the motherfucking truth.

SilentKnight · 02-29-2016, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

The Stacey Dash thing????What the fuck? I get the joke, but it definitely was awkward and bizarre.

I had no idea who she was or what was goin' on at that point in the show. Apparently a lot of other people didn't, either.

Seemed like something backfired at the time.

LovinNothin · 03-01-2016, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

Charlize stunning age 40+!

Why did she fuck her nose up with the "I'm 40 so it's time for a nose job???"!!!

Fuck. She's gonna turn into this generations Morgan Fairchild.

SekobA · 03-01-2016, 09:14 AM

This was Leos Oscars....finally

Sarn · 03-01-2016, 09:55 AM

Penny24Seven · 03-01-2016, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarn

he fucked himself in the ass with it. can you blame him

Sednub997 · 03-01-2016, 04:07 PM

The good news is its past

Sarn · 03-01-2016, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

he fucked himself in the ass with it. can you blame him

Oscar organizers a big trolls.
it is small revenge of Leonardo for them

PS:DiCaprio is a great actor, I have no right to blame him

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The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,635	Worst Oscars Ever? The ratings are in and this year's Oscars were the lowest-viewed show ever. The Nominations: 1. Chris Rock - just not funny? 2. Movies sucked this year? 3. Black snub topic ALL NIGHT LONG? And the Oscar for biggest reason the Academy Awards 2016 SUCKED goes to.....#3!!! The opening was semi-funny (especially when Rock slammed Jada and Will Smith). But then blacks being snubbed by the white Academy became the THEME of the show. Non-stop bashing us over the head.....WE GET IT. Lady Gaga stole the show. But other than that I thought I was watching a Nightly Show marathon. __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

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ITraffic Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 2,725	like most people in 2016 i was content in getting the info i wanted about the show from clips on social media / youtube.

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JA$ON Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: I'm from Downtown....Im from Mitch & Murry Posts: 1,329	He HAD to touch on the Race thing, I get it. Had he made a few good jokes, say what needed to be said and moved on with a regular, funny monologue and show it would have been 20X better. He beat that shit like a dead horse. It was uncomfortable to watch after awhile And he's SO funny too. It was a shame.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,994	i liked it! except for the biden/gaga bit and leo winning/his baloney speech. congrats to Mad Max:Fury Road.

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Ross Ik ben een aap Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada! Posts: 18,874	The Oscars as an event was pretty low key yeah but the movies nominated were far from bad, quite the opposite in my opinion. Spotlight is an oustanding movie and needs more people to watch it. In fact the only movies on the best picture nominees list I haven't saw yet is Room & Brooklyn, I plan to watch Room tonight, the rest of the movies were great and very deserving of being nominated. I'm glad Spotlight won, well deserved. As someone else mentioned, tons of tits and ass. That girl who won best actress in a support role was looking amazing last night as was Brie Larson too.

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kane Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: portland, OR Posts: 20,684	I watched the first 20 minutes or so to see Chris Rock's monologue. I thought it was good, but not great. After that I just watched clips to see who won what awards. This was one of the first years where I haven't seen most of the movies up for best picture. I'll have to check them out as they come out on DVD.

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VSKevin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: The Californication Posts: 885	Didn't watch most of it, but I expected Leo to win this year, though I don't agree with a win for Revenant. The movie had awesome cinematography, but that's it. Slow moving, not particularly intense (except the bear scene), and not as deep as I thought the story would be. After both Star Wars and Hateful Eight, this movie put me to sleep. Cheers for Spotlight winning best picture and Mad Max for gettin' some big wins! Don't get me wrong, Leo deserves an Oscar, especially for Blood Diamond and Gilbert Grape. Wolf of Wall Street and Revenant, no. __________________ Kevin Saeko Skype: kevin.saeko Email: kevin[at]flirt4free[dot]com

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