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Old 02-23-2016, 07:26 PM   #1
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Went on a blind date with a slender tanned blonde. Was disappointed when she turned up.



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Old 02-23-2016, 07:29 PM   #2
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Old 02-23-2016, 07:59 PM   #3
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Old 02-23-2016, 08:02 PM   #4
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So did you bone her?
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Old 02-23-2016, 08:22 PM   #5
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sweet! a cheap date! You know that bitch can't eat anything but the salad bar

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Old 02-23-2016, 08:25 PM   #6
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Old 02-23-2016, 08:37 PM   #7
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So did you bone her?
When you say "bone her" do you mean "break her in half because she was brittle"?
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Old 02-23-2016, 09:17 PM   #8
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Looks like an alien about to burst from her chest.
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Old 02-23-2016, 09:18 PM   #9
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Old 02-23-2016, 09:48 PM   #10
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Old 02-23-2016, 09:58 PM   #11
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Old 02-23-2016, 10:02 PM   #12
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Old 02-23-2016, 10:19 PM   #13
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looks like The alien that bursts out from chests
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Old 02-24-2016, 07:06 AM   #15
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i think she has already had her fill of bones..lol
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Old 02-24-2016, 07:51 AM   #16
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Old 02-24-2016, 08:15 AM   #17
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Because of the shirt? BONE is definitely the best verb you can use here.
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Old 02-24-2016, 11:25 AM   #18
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Old 02-24-2016, 12:54 PM   #19
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Old 02-24-2016, 02:42 PM   #21
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........... so what's the story?
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Old 02-24-2016, 02:45 PM   #22
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