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Reasons to vote for Democrats, best seller!

03-08-2017, 06:25 AM

Troll Level 100: Blank Book Called 'Reasons To Vote For Democrats' Becomes Amazon Bestseller | Daily Wire

It's a best seller and it's blank
Yes, blank.

The book soon became available on Amazon and sold like wildfire. It's currently Amazon's bestselling book in their "political humor" genre. In fact, out of 2.6 million books on Amazon, Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide is selling better than all but 393 of them.

This is not a joke. But it is Troll Level 100.

The book has Democrats all over raving about the hard-hitting, in-depth analysis.
150-year-old Vermont senator Bernie Sanders said the book ranked "in the top 1/10th of one percent" of the greatest books of all time, before noting that the chapter on economics was "far more confusing" than any math he has even encountered.

Former House Speaker and Botox extraordinaire Nancy Pelosi said the book was so enticing that she even broke her rule of abstaining from reading anything until after it's passed by Congress.

"The chapter on values really hit home," said Pelosi.

Two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton bemoaned the book selling roughly 9384589393 times more copies than her book, Stronger Together, but nonetheless said she'd recommend Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide because "it was written by a millennial and I'm hip and cool like a millennial, too."

Hillary then broke out in the "Whip/Nae Nae" dance. It was weird.

Conservative icon and New York Times bestselling author Ben Shapiro also gave a ringing endorsement of Knowles' read, calling it "thorough."

As one satisfied Amazon customer perfectly summed it up, this masterpiece is "a must read for all Americans. And liberals, too."

You can buy the book here https://www.amazon.com/Reasons-Vote-...ct_top?ie=UTF8

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03-08-2017, 06:28 AM

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03-08-2017, 06:33 AM

Obviously dumb Republicans buying it..

In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.
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03-08-2017, 06:37 AM

Originally posted by crockett

Obviously dumb Republicans buying it..

Would be a great present to Mark Prince from his quality brother.
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03-08-2017, 07:06 AM

Originally posted by Vendzilla

Two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton bemoaned the book selling roughly 9384589393 times more copies than her book, Stronger Together, but nonetheless said she'd recommend Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide because "it was written by a millennial and I'm hip and cool like a millennial, too."

Hillary then broke out in the "Whip/Nae Nae" dance. It was weird.

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03-08-2017, 07:06 AM

5.0 out of 5 stars
No Trigger Warning Needed!
ByCarolina Skieson March 6, 2017

Comprehensive work of literature that factually mines the true depth of the foundational operating principles and morals of the modern democratic party.

I'm gay and wasn't triggered once in the reading of this work. Because I am gay, and have suffered more stuff than you, my opinion is worth 1.53x more. My review should be 7.65 stars and not the cisgendered patriarchal 5 star system...shame Amazon, for shame.
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03-08-2017, 07:11 AM

3.0 out of 5 stars
Knowles' treatment of the subject is exhaustive and treatise-like. ...
ByAJSon March 5, 2017

Knowles' treatment of the subject is exhaustive and treatise-like. However, it would have been more accessible to the lay reader had he arranged the reasons alphabetically rather than by DSM-5 classification.
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03-08-2017, 08:06 AM

Nothing original...

I have a similar book : What to know about women

I left it on the coffee table when with a new date ,,,,

I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
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03-08-2017, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by directfiesta

Nothing original...

I have a similar book : What to know about women

I left it on the coffee table when with a new date ,,,,

I had one years ago, made people laugh. What's different is that this is on the best seller list and getting 5 stars from people

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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
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03-08-2017, 10:03 AM

Not surprising.

The hivemind of the alt-white is strong. "Buy this gag book be cool like us".

Unfortunately/fortunately there not enough of them to prop up Ivanka Trumps failed clothing line & they can't afford her jewelry that nobody is buying. They can't afford to stay at Trumps properties either, so the buy cheap redhats and a blank book to be one of the cool kids on the shortbus.

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03-08-2017, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by Bladewire

Not surprising.

The hivemind of the alt-white is strong. "Buy this gag book be cool like us".

Unfortunately/fortunately there not enough of them to prop up Ivanka Trumps failed clothing line & they can't afford her jewelry that nobody is buying. They can't afford to stay at Trumps properties either, so the buy cheap redhats and a blank book to be one of the cool kids on the shortbus.

Jesus Christ, what level of brainwashing one must endure to go to such lengths of stupidity as claiming that people seeing democrats as bad for the country must be alt white.... No wonder they push lies on media - it works on weak minds.
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03-08-2017, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by mineistaken

Jesus Christ, what level of brainwashing one must endure to go to such lengths of stupidity as claiming that people seeing democrats as bad for the country must be alt white.... No wonder they push lies on media - it works on weak minds.

You are a Slovakian living in Slovakia.

You use American politics as an excuse to put down and berate Americans here. That's all you do here.

You don't post about anything in Europe or Slovakia.

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03-08-2017, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by mineistaken

Jesus Christ, what level of brainwashing one must endure to go to such lengths of stupidity as claiming that people seeing democrats as bad for the country must be alt white.... No wonder they push lies on media - it works on weak minds.

What do you expect from someone that talks about politics and women's clothing at the same time?

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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
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03-08-2017, 11:21 AM

Originally posted by Vendzilla

What do you expect from someone that talks about politics and women's clothing at the same time?

You're clearly not smart enough to know Ivanka Trump is Whitehouse political advisor and her politics is negatively impacting her business, but you are dumb enough to buy a blank book to feel cool

I'm always nice to people until they start personally insulting me, then I can be a mean negative asshole as well, that's easy. It takes no talent to be mean

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03-08-2017, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by Bladewire

You are a Slovakian living in Slovakia.

You use American politics as an excuse to put down and berate Americans here. That's all you do here.

You don't post about anything in Europe or Slovakia.

Idiot, I NEVER put down anyone based on their nationality.
If I put down you or another libby it has NOTHING to do with your nationality. I put down because of your stupidity, not because of nationality. If he/she was slovakian posting the same shit I would put down in the same manner.
Stop twisting things, or are you really that stupid not to grasp what I am saying?
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03-08-2017, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by mineistaken

Idiot, I NEVER put down anyone based on their nationality.
If I put down you or another libby it has NOTHING to do with your nationality. I put down because of your stupidity, not because of nationality. If he/she was slovakian posting the same shit I would put down in the same manner.
Stop twisting things, or are you really that stupid not to grasp what I am saying?

See, you're name calling again. You use any excuse to insult and put down Americans here. You're never an insulting asshole to Russians, British, any Euros, etc.

I am not a liberal, those are Bernie people. I am a fiscally conservative Democrat, most Clinton supporters are conservative Democrats, independents & Republicans.

This has been explained to you many times here.

You ignore this and call me stupid libby, idiot etc. because you use politics as an excuse to personally insult Americans here. Any American who doesn't suppo93rd Trump gets your names and nastiness... and you are SLOVAKIAN living in Slovakia.

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03-08-2017, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by Bladewire

See, you're name calling again. You use any excuse to insult and put down Americans here. You're never an insulting asshole to Russians, British, any Euros, etc.

Idiot, I NEVER insulted Americans.

If I meet some guy, he says something stupid, I say "you are stupid" and he happens to be American it does not mean that I "insult Americans". Nationality has 0.00% relevance in my insults. How is it so difficult to grasp, seriously?

As for your another FALSE INVENTION (twisting and inventing things is what you do best, only way you can "win" an argument), lets see:

I put down Canadians (Prince, glenn etc)
I put down Russians (cyberseo)
I put down British (gspotproductions)
I put down German (madalton)
I put down swiss (? ) (thommy)
I put down serb (crusificio)
I insulted Ukrainian (sid)

And all those put downs were because of the things they said, not because of their nationalities.

For fucks say it is laughable things like that (that nationality is irrelevant to me in discussions and arguing) even needs to be explained.
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03-08-2017, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by mineistaken

Idiot, I NEVER insulted Americans.

If I meet some guy, he says something stupid, I say "you are stupid" and he happens to be American it does not mean that I "insult Americans". Nationality has 0.00% relevance in my insults. How is it so difficult to grasp, seriously?

As for your another FALSE INVENTION (twisting and inventing things is what you do best, only way you can "win" an argument), lets see:

I put down Canadians (Prince, glenn etc)
I put down Russians (cyberseo)
I put down British (gspotproductions)
I put down German (madalton)
I put down swiss (? ) (thommy)
I put down serb (crusificio)
I insulted Ukrainian (sid)

And all those put downs were because of the things they said, not because of their nationalities.

For fucks say it is laughable things like that (that nationality is irrelevant to me in discussions and arguing) even needs to be explained.

You use politics as a cover to insult Americans.

I didn't say you insult people calling them stupid Americans.

You use politics to insult Americans and call them stupid "libbys" etc. Yes, we've noticed, I'm just the only one saying in publicly. Very petty

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03-08-2017, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by Bladewire

You use politics as a cover to insult Americans.

I didn't say you insult people calling them stupid Americans.

You use politics to insult Americans and call them stupid "libbys" etc. Yes, we've noticed, I'm just the only one saying in publicly. Very petty

Face palm...

I just posted examples of other nationalities libbies I insulted, yet this moron still not convinced

For the 23d time - I insulted people BASED ON THEIR POSTS, not based on nationality. Nationality has 0.00% relevance to me when replying (often I do not even know it and do not care as it has ZERO relevance to the way I respond). I'd insult libby from America in the same exact way as I insult liby from any other country.

How is this so difficult to grasp, little brain?
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03-08-2017, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by mineistaken

Face palm...

I just posted examples of other nationalities libbies I insulted, yet this moron still not convinced

For the 23d time - I insulted people BASED ON THEIR POSTS, not based on nationality. Nationality has 0.00% relevance to me when replying (often I do not even know it and do not care as it has ZERO relevance to the way I respond). I'd insult libby from America in the same exact way as I insult liby from any other country.

How is this so difficult to grasp, little brain?

Your little brain cannot grasp that people who oppose Donald Trump are all spectrums of the political sphere, including Republican, Independents & conservative Democrats. I am not a liberal. I'm a conservative bluedog Democrat. Liberals were Bernie Sanders people!

This is the problem with so many foreigners who think they know the intricacies of American politics, especially the foreign Trump supporters like you!

You want to attack any American not supporting Donald, who isn't even president in your country. You slander and insult us calling us disgusting liberal slanders because your simple mind either doesn't understand that their are more than liberal views against Trump or you're you're using politics as a cover to insult Americans.

There is no other reason for you to insult purposely mislabeling me "libby" insult anything when you have political comments towards me. If you do it anymore I'll know you're doing in purpose to trash Americans because you hate your life & country so much.

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03-08-2017, 07:52 PM

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03-09-2017, 12:02 AM

There are very few reasons to vote for either party. Both are bought be the same sector and serve the same sector. Which rarely includes 99% of people.

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03-09-2017, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by Rochard

Thanks Trump

Now Now, Trump has nothing to do with this, This is about the democrats, let them have their day!

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03-09-2017, 08:36 AM

What best seller has Rand Paul or Paul Ryan written? Would they get 5 stars from anyone?

So what is the point: The Democrats buy their own bullshit? That's news
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03-10-2017, 12:15 AM

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The Democrats buy their own bullshit? That's news

Just like Republican voters. They see themselves being fucked yet believe their fuckers will stop fucking them. If they vote them back in.

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