and I lied and told him that I'm an affiliate that sells memberships to sites like AOL and eBay.
was that dumb?
was that dumb?
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You're going to jail when Bush finds out.Comment
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tell him the truth..the two people you should be totally honest with are your accountant and your lawyer.Comment
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YepOriginally posted by FadeEP
tell him the truth..the two people you should be totally honest with are your accountant and your lawyer.
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"Internet Entrepreneur" should cover it. MOst people just assume that means porn when they hear it, and it's politically correct
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You need to call him back.You're going to jail when Bush finds out.
When the IRS finds out and they will, 1099s
you have a problem.
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he's my old family accountant and he does a great job so I stayed with him.Originally posted by genomega
You need to call him back.
When the IRS finds out and they will, 1099s
you have a problem.
But he's doing my taxes at his house and I gave him like 12 different 1099's and my bandwith bill, content bills etc, and I just froze when he asked me.Comment
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AOL doesn't sell content, they just provide the internet connectoin so your content can get on AOL lolOriginally posted by Marcus
he's my old family accountant and he does a great job so I stayed with him.
But he's doing my taxes at his house and I gave him like 12 different 1099's and my bandwith bill, content bills etc, and I just froze when he asked me.
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he just wanted a free membership, trust me they know
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Why wouldn't you tell him the truth? There's nothing wrong with being an adult webmaster, right?Thanks to: ISPrime.com - best hosting company without downtimeComment
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I just told mine I ran adult sites - he didn't give a shitComment
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Mine asked for a username and passwordOriginally posted by cosis
I just told mine I ran adult sites - he didn't give a shit
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Porn isn't exactly a moral thing to do, if you wanted to know.Originally posted by Mike-BP
Why wouldn't you tell him the truth? There's nothing wrong with being an adult webmaster, right?
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Originally posted by EscortBiz
he just wanted a free membership, trust me they know
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gotta agree you have to be totally upfront and honest with your accountant. They are the ones that have to stand behind you when the IRS man comes a knocking. Since they sign their name to your taxes.
If they don't like what you do find another. Most don't give a crap. Hell I use my parents accountant. I went to school with her son, and she thinks in funny. She wishes her son would do it.Comment
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that might be true, but I get enough people asking me to teach them how to run a siteOriginally posted by AdultNex
Porn isn't exactly a moral thing to do, if you wanted to know.
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hmmmm....interestingOriginally posted by Stallion
Hell I use my parents accountant. I went to school with her son, and she thinks in funny. She wishes her son would do it.
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yeah I thought it was funny. She see's the money that can be made in it. At least she is not a prude. :-)Originally posted by Marcus
hmmmm....interesting
thanks for thatComment
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I LOVE working in porn. This is the only thing I've ever wanted to do and now I'm finally doing it so I feel lucky to be here.Originally posted by Mike-BP
Why wouldn't you tell him the truth? There's nothing wrong with being an adult webmaster, right?
My problem isn't working in porn, my problem is dealing with people who DONT work in porn.
I'll get over it, like most of you say no one really cares, I thinkComment
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Tell him you run adult sites.Originally posted by Marcus
and I lied and told him that I'm an affiliate that sells memberships to sites like AOL and eBay.
was that dumb?
He'll offer you a discount in exchange for access.Comment
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Just tell them "Internet Marketing Specialist", Marcus. Its truthful and you won't get red in the face. 
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My CPA called me today too (on a Saturday..can you tell it's tax season). Telling me I need to once again review my investments and estate planning... BLECK. oh and that I don't have to pay the IRS a ton more.. Just a couple of new cruise missiles should do.
BTW...he already knows what I do.. and has since 1996. Anyone else I usually say "internet website development and advertising". If they dig deeper about where $ come from in that, I tell them it's the advertising... and liken it to billboards along the road as you drive (although these billboards if you click on them take you where they're advertising).Last edited by PersianKitty; 03-22-2003, 06:48 PM.Comment
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The IRS has a category for what we do that has a numeric code, anyways the official category is called "internet advertising and
related services" and it covers both adult and non-adult marketing.Comment
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Tell him you Pimp a few Biaaaaachhhss on the internet and your thinking about franchising the concept..Comment
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Ahh if it's business code for an 1120 they're talking about... mine is 541800. Category is "other professional, scientific, and technical services: advertising and related services". There's one for design also.Originally posted by phogirl69
The IRS has a category for what we do that has a numeric code, anyways the official category is called "internet advertising and
related services" and it covers both adult and non-adult marketing.Comment
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You should have told him you're a spooge mopper just to see what he says.
Or a bukkake technician
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Dude, be proud of what you do. I wear my Adult.Com jacket in public all the time...and love the reactions I get from it. The funniest was the security guys at the airport the last time I went somewhere. Got me through the line damn quick tooOriginally posted by Marcus
I'll get over it, like most of you say no one really cares, I think
If they don't like it, fuck 'em.
Your accountant and your attorney NEED to know what you do.
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Heh that Internet Marketing Gag dont work no more.. least for me. Too many people figure it out and don't have to ask too many questions. Ofcourse I dont give a fuck anymore after 6 years.. ;) Most annoying thing is having people ask you to teach them how to do it themselves.every click counts...Comment
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Yep, I agree...I've got a friend who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to computers and he wants to be a webmaster.
Wait...never mind....that describes half of the people on this board
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Tell him you bought the internet treasure chest off tv and your results aren't typical.345682839Comment
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"Internet Entrepreneur" should cover it. MOst people just assume that means porn when they hear it, and it's politically correct
Lol Ya.
Seriously I dont think you should be embarrased if you say you run porn websites. Fuck if people think its weird I just tell them to stick it, you look at porn, I merely provide you it. If it wasnt for me you would have a harder time jacking off.Comment
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I told my investment/accountant guy up front what I do. Told him everything. Last week when he was here compiling my receipts I asked him if he knew of any porn sites, and he rattled off "Bangbus" and "Mike's Apartment" right away. I laughed like hell.... he isn't very net-savvy by any stretch, yet he'd been to quite a little list of sites.
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Why not, and according to whom? (Asshahahahaha and friends notwithstanding.)Originally posted by AdultNex
Porn isn't exactly a moral thing to do, if you wanted to know.
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ok cool I didn't know that. I put my official title as "webmaster" but dont know the category he filed me under (I'll find out in a few days).Originally posted by phogirl69
The IRS has a category for what we do that has a numeric code, anyways the official category is called "internet advertising and
related services" and it covers both adult and non-adult marketing.
I'm making more money this year anyways so I think as I make more money I care less and less as people find out.
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Porn is perfectly moral. Some business practices that many webmasters engage in may be immoral, but not the art of porn itself.Originally posted by AdultNex
Porn isn't exactly a moral thing to do, if you wanted to know.
If I felt that it was immoral, I definitely wouldn't be in the business.Comment
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I have my business registered as website design and marketing.
Anything else is none of their business.
Officially I am listed as a "webmaster" on my taxes.LizComment
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