Have you ever eaten a seagull?

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38952
    #1

    Have you ever eaten a seagull?



    They look a bit like chickens in a way to me, cause they are almost the same size and bird shaped so I'm thinking of trying one... Theres fucking LOADS where I live so I reckon I could probably catch one fairly easy...

    Before I Catch, Kill n Cook... Anyone know what they taste like?


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    • ottopottomouse
      She is ugly, bad luck.
      • Jan 2010
      • 13177
      #2
      You need a licence to kill them and with all the rubbish they eat i'm not sure how germy they might be anyway.
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        • EddyTheDog
          Just Doing My Own Thing
          • Jan 2011
          • 25433
          #3
          I bet they taste like shit - Oh wait...

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            • MaDalton
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              • Feb 2004
              • 39861
              #4
              they are evil, they eat you
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                • L-Pink
                  working on my tan
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 39151
                  #5
                  Ask Brassmonkey

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                    • DVTimes
                      xxx
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 31658
                      #6
                      If you watch QI you will know that seagulls do not exist.

                      They are gulls.

                      They do not go out to sea.
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                        • L-Pink
                          working on my tan
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 39151
                          #7
                          Originally posted by DVTimes
                          If you watch QI you will know that seagulls do not exist.

                          They are gulls.

                          They do not go out to sea.
                          It's a word for a gull that lives near the sea. Of course it doesn't go out to sea, how would it find food away from the shore?

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                            • Helix
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 6021
                              #8
                              Originally posted by L-Pink
                              It's a word for a gull that lives near the sea. Of course it doesn't go out to sea, how would it find food away from the shore?
                              Sea Dumpsters of course!

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                                • MaDalton
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                                  • Feb 2004
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                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                  It's a word for a gull that lives near the sea. Of course it doesn't go out to sea, how would it find food away from the shore?
                                  they follow fish trawler

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                                    • clickity click
                                      So Fecking Bummed
                                      • Aug 2014
                                      • 3682
                                      #10
                                      So they do go out to sea. Truth debunked, back to the myth.

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                                        • Rob
                                          I'm a great bowler.
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 13310
                                          #11
                                          We cooked one at a bon fire when I was in high school. Good old Gandy Bridge and the Redneck Riviera.

                                          I didn't eat it myself, but the ones who did said it tasted like a mix of mud and rotten chicken. People eat pigeon, so I don't see the problem with eating a seagull. If I were starving, I'd eat one. They'd be easy as fuck to catch.

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                                            • Rob
                                              I'm a great bowler.
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 13310
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by clickity click
                                              So they do go out to sea. Truth debunked, back to the myth.
                                              I always heard they go out into open sea to die. Could be a sailor's tale, who knows.

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                                                • 420
                                                  cuck
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 11571
                                                  #13
                                                  It's barely edible.




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                                                    • beerptrol
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                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 12722
                                                      #14
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                                                        • clickity click
                                                          So Fecking Bummed
                                                          • Aug 2014
                                                          • 3682
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Rob
                                                          I always heard they go out into open sea to die. Could be a sailor's tale, who knows.
                                                          Well you never see a dead seagull so its probably true.

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                                                            • 420
                                                              cuck
                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 11571
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by clickity click
                                                              Well you never see a dead seagull so its probably true.
                                                              Google has seen so much.

                                                              Dead Seagull Home
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                                                                • DVTimes
                                                                  xxx
                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                  • 31658
                                                                  #17
                                                                  QI : Quite Interesting

                                                                  The term â??seagullâ?? is a misnomer which infuriates many ornithologists. Gulls live on the coast and inland, but donâ??t venture far out to sea as a rule; they swim well, but never dive. Their numbers in the UK have exploded since 1956 as a result of the Clean Air Act, which made it illegal to burn rubbish at landfills, massively increasing their food supply. Gulls are known to dive-bomb humans and splatter them, deliberately, with their patent cocktail of ammonia, four different acids, viruses, bacteria and fungal infections. Thereâ??s usually a four-stage attack: first the â??gagâ?? call, a signal to go away, then a low pass if the first warning is ignored, followed by dropping their load â?? of guano, vomit or both. The final stage is a full-on 40mph aerial assault, normally from behind.
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                                                                    • clickity click
                                                                      So Fecking Bummed
                                                                      • Aug 2014
                                                                      • 3682
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by 420
                                                                      Google has seen so much.

                                                                      Dead Seagull Home
                                                                      Google has seen everything except dead seagulls.

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                                                                        • clickity click
                                                                          So Fecking Bummed
                                                                          • Aug 2014
                                                                          • 3682
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by DVTimes
                                                                          they swim well, but never dive
                                                                          Or really you fucking twit.

                                                                          What's this then? Scotch Mist?




                                                                          No, it's a fucking diving fucking gull.

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                                                                            • SilentKnight
                                                                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                                              • 24818
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                              Never eat seagulls at Niagara Falls.

                                                                              They're trained to spot suicide jumpers.

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                                                                                • TheSquealer
                                                                                  Mayor of Thneedville
                                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                                  • 26178
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by clickity click
                                                                                  Or really you fucking twit.

                                                                                  What's this then? Scotch Mist?




                                                                                  No, it's a fucking diving fucking gull.
                                                                                  It looks like a Tern, not a common Sea Gull... though it could be a Herring Gull. Sea Gulls don't generally dive now that i think about it. Many many years fishing in the Bering Sea, grew up in Alaska, grew up commercial fishing and now that i think about it, I don't think they dive at all.


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                                                                                    • EddyTheDog
                                                                                      Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                                                      • Jan 2011
                                                                                      • 25433
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by TheSquealer
                                                                                      It looks like a Tern, not a common Sea Gull... though it could be a Herring Gull. Sea Gulls don't generally dive now that i think about it. Many many years fishing in the bering sea, grew up in Alaska and now that i think about it, I don't think they dive at all.

                                                                                      Yes, that is a tern - They are not Sea Gulls (Coast Gulls?)...

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                                                                                        • TheSquealer
                                                                                          Mayor of Thneedville
                                                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                                                          • 26178
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                                          Yes, that is a tern - They are not Sea Gulls (Coast Gulls?)...
                                                                                          Yeah, its a tern. I was trying to be polite.

                                                                                          .....

                                                                                          On a side note, i've eaten most things in Alaska from white swans, brown bear, black bear, to walrus, whale, porpoise, beaver, sea lions/seals, squirrels etc. You name it. It never once in my life occurred to me to eat a sea bird. They are scavengers and live off of rotten garbage and decomposed carcasses. Generally, animals taste depends on their diet. Obviously, a sea gull is not going to taste good. Any scavenger is going to taste like shit and are going to taste like whatever they've been eating recently. Wild pigeons are not the same as pigeons that eat garbage in the city.
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                                                                                          Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.

                                                                                          Rochard

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                                                                                            • MiamiBoyz
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                                                                                              • Oct 2012
                                                                                              • 6690
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Bon appitite

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                                                                                                • wehateporn
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  You've probably already eaten one without knowing, if you live in a UK seaside town the local Chinese take-aways all have bird traps on their roofs to save money on chicken

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                                                                                                    • Best-In-BC
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                                                      • 9511
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      You dont eat game birds that feed in the ocean. Gammy and salty, trust me
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                                                                                                        • baddog
                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                                                          • 107089
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          <---- White guy; so, no.

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                                                                                                            • ITraffic
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                                                                                                              • 2725
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              no.

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                                                                                                                • Manfap
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                                                                                                                  • Jan 2013
                                                                                                                  • 2626
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Gull eggs are supposed to be nice.

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                                                                                                                    • LetterTwenty7
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                                                                      I bet they taste like shit - Oh wait...
                                                                                                                      good one
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                                                                                                                            • jimmycooper
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                                                                              they follow fish trawler

                                                                                                                              Because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

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                                                                                                                                  they are poisonous


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