What did you tell your parents when they said they hated your girlfriend?

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  • Tubthumper
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2015
    • 203
    #1

    What did you tell your parents when they said they hated your girlfriend?

    I said "Fuck off".
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    Tags: fuck, girlfriend, hated, parents
    • L-Pink
      working on my tan
      • Mar 2005
      • 39151
      #2
      Hope you dont get kicked out of the basement.

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        • yuu.design
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2006
          • 25924
          #3
          i dont care
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            • Rob
              I'm a great bowler.
              • Nov 2003
              • 13310
              #4
              They hate their own daughter?

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                • JFK
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                  • Jan 2002
                  • 67373
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Rob
                  They hate their own daughter?

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                    • MiamiBoyz
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                      • Oct 2012
                      • 6690
                      #6
                      Here is how Britney reacted

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                        • beerptrol
                          Confirmed Asshole
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 12722
                          #7
                          I'd say that's your opinion and I respect that, but you have to respect my choice in gfs. Just because she has a few tire patches and looks worn out is no reason to hate her.

                          Now if my dogs don't like her, the bitch is gone
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                            • SilentKnight
                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 24818
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Rob
                              They hate their own daughter?

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                                • Paul Markham
                                  Too old to care
                                  • Jun 2001
                                  • 52942
                                  #9
                                  I said she gives great head. Dad said it was OK then.

                                  My Mum said me marrying Eva was a mistake, she became her favourite daughter in law.



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                                    • BIGTYMER
                                      Junior Achiever
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 17066
                                      #10
                                      Be happy I'm not gay?

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                                        • SekobA
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Oct 2008
                                          • 12174
                                          #11
                                          I would say Ok and keep fuckin her

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                                            • nico-t
                                              emperor of my world
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 29903
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Paul Markham
                                              I said she gives great head. Dad said it was OK then.

                                              My Mum said me marrying Eva was a mistake, she became her favourite daughter in law.
                                              Your mom? How old is she?

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                                                • NatalieK
                                                  Natalie K
                                                  • Apr 2010
                                                  • 20117
                                                  #13
                                                  sorry to hear you had problems with your parents and the girlfriend

                                                  each of our parents loved each others partners
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                                                    • Mr Pheer
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 22083
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by GspotProductions
                                                      each of our parents loved each others partners
                                                      All of them?

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                                                        • SilentKnight
                                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                          • 24818
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Mr Pheer
                                                          All of them?
                                                          Neighbours mistook the lineup for a Star Wars premiere.

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                                                            • ianmoone332000
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jun 2014
                                                              • 1706
                                                              #16
                                                              Tell them shes the only girl in the area who takes it up the shitter
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                                                                • J. Falcon
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                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                  • 31645
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I only introduced the nice girls.
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                                                                    • CurrentlySober
                                                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 38945
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                      Neighbours mistook the lineup for a Star Wars premiere.


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                                                                        • MetaMan
                                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                          • 28682
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Bring home a coked out prostitute and introduce her as your "sweety". This way next time they will thank god if anyone is half normal.

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                                                                            • LetterTwenty7
                                                                              Porn SEO
                                                                              • Feb 2015
                                                                              • 1825
                                                                              #20
                                                                              My mom once told me that I can't bring my gf home... But the bitch is gone now. I mean, the gf.
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                                                                                • Spunky
                                                                                  I need a beer
                                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                                  • 133986
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Been telling me that all my life.I guess they will never be good enough

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