She's A Nasty Woman

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    Lord High Groundhog
    • Jun 2013
    • 1841

    #1

    She's A Nasty Woman

    She's A Nasty Woman

    from the album Rise of the Planet of the Trumpanzees

    Yo yo Miss Nasty
    Woman, PLEASE!
    This so-called presidential campaign of yours?
    It's a distasterpiece
    Don't quit your day job
    Get yo ass back in da kitchen
    and bake me a pie with some black eyed peas
    All I hear is nuthin' but bitch bitch bitchin'
    about my homie, D.J. Trump
    must be that witchin' time of the month
    broom stick up your pale assed rump
    never seen a ray of sunlight before
    bustin' out the stitchin' of suits pants
    fashionably late to the election party tonight
    Sorry to steal the show
    Just thought you'd want to know
    your rap skills got no flow
    same as that snowflake Rosie O
    or those October Surprise pantywaisted hoes
    burning up the Mainstream Librul Media
    with each liar liar pants on fire accusation
    I got news for ya
    Trump wouldn't bother puttin' you out with his hose
    We're the new irrational nationalist Nation
    and we'll keep you from getting hired
    Making America Great Again
    ( with some help from Natasha and Boris in Russia of course )
    As for you?

    Your fired

    True dat
    Tweet dat
    Mar-a-Lago is where the party's at
    .
    Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....."
    and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder
    While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood
    with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back
    you stood for
    ever before the window saying
    nothing
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