New supernova discovered confounds scientists. 570 billion times brighter than the Sun

[dyna mo]

50 times brighter than all the stars in the entire Milky Way galaxy combined.

that throws the current understanding of galaxy and star behavior into question.

ASASSN-15lh: A highly super-luminous supernova | Science

[astronaut x]

um... wow?



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[dyna mo]

um... wow?



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clearly you're not an astronaut.

[astronaut x]

clearly you're not an astronaut.

Clearly, you don't know shit and just assume whatever serves your purpose for the moment.

[dyna mo]

Clearly, you don't know shit and just assume whatever serves your purpose for the moment.

yeah, OK, you're a fucking astronaut.

[astronaut x]

Dyna is a girls name

[bushwacker]

clearly you're not an astronaut.

Well played sir.

[dyna mo]

Well played sir.

thank you, good night, be sure and tip your waitress!


i had forgotten about the login requirement to Science articles, so here's another
Record-shattering super supernova! | Science Wire | EarthSky

[dyna mo]

The lead author of the newly released study, astronomer Subo Dong at the Kavli Institute for Astronomy and Astrophysics at Peking University, said in a statement:


The explosion’s mechanism and power source remain shrouded in mystery because all known theories meet serious challenges in explaining the immense amount of energy ASASSN-15lh has radiated.

[astronaut x]

i had forgotten about the login requirement to Science articles, so here's another
Record-shattering super supernova! | Science Wire | EarthSky

I guess its a good thing I pointed that out for you then isn't it?

[dyna mo]

I guess its a good thing I pointed that out for you then isn't it?

i never said it wasn't brainiac.

heads up, you're the one that exclaimed "why bother".

i simply replied to that that a real astronaut would have an account at Science.com and would bother.

[Coup]

Sounds like Dyna moe did not call Astroglide X the next morning

[astronaut x]

i never said it wasn't brainiac.

heads up, you're the one that exclaimed "why bother".

i simply replied to that that a real astronaut would have an account at Science.com and would bother.

Dyna, if you have to explain your jokes... they clearly are not "well played" anymore.

As if I actually claim to be a real astronaut. Brainiac.

[dyna mo]

Sounds like Dyna moe did not call Astroglide X the next morning

i had ordered the full astronaut experience.

[dyna mo]

Dyna, if you have to explain your jokes... they clearly are not "well played" anymore.

As if I actually claim to be a real astronaut. Dyna, you are the brainiac for sure.

i never expected you to get the joke like everyone else has.

[Coup]

Dang he mad tho

[astronaut x]

i never expected you to get the joke like everyone else has.

Everyone else = 2 meaningless nobodies.

[dyna mo]

Dang he mad tho

there's nothing worse than a mad fake astronaut.

[2MuchMark]

yeah, OK, you're a fucking astronaut.

[Coup]

lol he mad

[Coup]

Dis is astroglide x IRL rite now

[dyna mo]

according to the canaduhian, i'm kanye because i made a witty reply to a knucklehead post.

funny thing about you libtard canaduhians, you whine when i stoop to your level and speak in dumbfuckwad terms you can understand, and you call me a douche when i post something funny in reply to a smart aleck comment in my own thread.


heads up, you come across desperate.

[astronaut x]

according to the canaduhian, i'm kanye because i made a witty reply to a knucklehead post.

funny thing about you libtard canaduhians, you whine when i stoop to your level and speak in dumbfuckwad terms you can understand, and you call me a douche when i post something funny in reply to a smart aleck comment in my own thread.


heads up, you come across desperate.

Dyna, you are so witty.

What was this thread about again?

[2MuchMark]

DynamoDouche:

You must be completely blind, and forever pissed off at everyone in the whole world. Look again at this thread.

#1. You posted an interesting link. You like science obviously enough to share it here.

#2. Astronaut X asked why bother?

#3. Instead of sniping at him or insulting him, you should have told him why. You should have said "This is a really cool find if you like science" Sometimes sharing what you like goes a little further if you include some enthusiasm for it. This is one reason why Neil deGrasse Tyson and Brian Cox are rock-stars when it comes to science and astrophysics.

But you didn't. You won't. You can't. You are forever locked in pissed-off mode, devolving like you always do into the usual shitfucklibitardblahblahblah you always do.

Like Coup said: "Dang, you mad"

according to the canaduhian, i'm kanye because i made a witty reply to a knucklehead post.

funny thing about you libtard canaduhians, you whine when i stoop to your level and speak in dumbfuckwad terms you can understand, and you call me a douche when i post something funny in reply to a smart aleck comment in my own thread.


heads up, you come across desperate.

You're a douche.

[dyna mo]

Dyna, you are so witty.

What was this thread about again?

it's about me. you haven't figured that out. every thread i start, every fucking post i make, is for me.


and heads up, you're the one about to turn my supernova thread into a 2 pager in < an hour.




sucker.

[dyna mo]

DynamoDouche:

You must be completely blind, and forever pissed off at everyone in the whole world. Look again at this thread.

#1. You posted an interesting link. You like science obviously enough to share it here.

#2. Astronaut X asked why bother?

#3. Instead of sniping at him or insulting him, you should have told him why. You should have said "This is a really cool find if you like science" Sometimes sharing what you like goes a little further if you include some enthusiasm for it. This is one reason why Neil deGrasse Tyson and Brian Cox are rock-stars when it comes to science and astrophysics.

But you didn't. You won't. You can't. You are forever locked in pissed-off mode, devolving like you always do into the usual shitfucklibitardblahblahblah you always do.

Like Coup said: "Dang, you mad"




You're a douche.

you can never ever see how massively hypocritical you are about absolutely everything you participate in.

just read your own post for easy proof.


thanks for the bump!

and future bumps, this thread's going supernova!

[2MuchMark]

you can never ever see how massively hypocritical you are about absolutely everything you participate in.

just read your own post for easy proof.


thanks for the bump!

and future bumps, this thread's going supernova!

M'kay whatever you say douche!

[dyna mo]

M'kay whatever you say douche.

i know huh. besides, you think the tv celebrity neil dedumbass tyson is a rock star scientist.


do you even science?

[astronaut x]

it's about me. you haven't figured that out. every thread i start, every fucking post i make, is for me.


and heads up, you're the one about to turn my supernova thread into a 2 pager in < an hour.




sucker.

So, is this thread all about you or your supernova? You seem to be a little confused there. It sure looks to me like a thread about you eviscerating English grammar and blowing smoke up your own ass.

[astronaut x]

i know huh. besides, you think the tv celebrity neil dedumbass tyson is a rock star scientist.


do you even science?

Do you English? Do you spelling?

[dyna mo]

So, is this thread all about you or your supernova? You seem to be a little confused there. It sure looks to me like a thread about you eviscerating English grammar and blowing smoke up your own ass.

finally, you're starting to get it.

<-------- for more.

[Coup]

[dyna mo]

Do you English? Do you spelling?

do you even word play?

Word play - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

degrasse/dedumbass



everything in this thread up to and including your own nickname is over your head.

[Sarn]

99% people interesting only their little lives problems (to turn food into shit) - and never raise head above the horizon to the stars

[astronaut x]

do you even word play?

Word play - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

degrasse/dedumbass



everything in this thread up to and including your own nickname is over your head.

You think I don't get your pathetic attempts at trying to be a smart ass.

I disagree that you are anything remotely close to being comically witty, but you are making me laugh! Thank you.

[astronaut x]

Great science thread by the way!

[dyna mo]

Great science thread by the way!

a respectful post. see, that wasn't so hard was it?

and you're welcome on my thread, i know, right?

[dyna mo]

99% people interesting only their little lives problems (to turn food into shit) - and never raise head above the horizon to the stars

this needs to be on a t-shirt

[Porko]

50 times brighter than all the stars in the entire Milky Way galaxy combined.

that throws the current understanding of galaxy and star behavior into question.

ASASSN-15lh: A highly super-luminous supernova | Science

570 billion times? You'll need these:



and this:

[dyna mo]

570 billion times? You'll need these:

and whatever level sunblock sarah conner recommends.

[2MuchMark]

and whatever level sunblock sarah conner recommends.

Hahaha ok you made a funny.

[dyna mo]

Hahaha ok you made a funny.

the astronaut bit was pretty good too, come on!

[dyna mo]

anyway, super novas

[astronaut x]

a respectful post. see, that wasn't so hard was it?

and you're welcome on my thread, i know, right?

I can easily see you are dumb, but I am going to assume that you aren't that dumb. See what I did there? I was showing you some respect.

I actually tried clicking on your original link, thinking there might be some intelligent discussion to be had, but you let everyone down.

Yes. There is so much knowledge and debate going on in here. I have to take a break. Your level of stupidity, in a thread that should have been about a cool subject, has made me exhausted. Maybe I will be back to bump my thread to supernova status later.

Happy dumb!

[dyna mo]

I can easily see you are dumb, but I am going to assume that you aren't that dumb. See what I did there? I was showing you some respect.

I actually tried clicking on your original link, thinking there might be some intelligent discussion to be had, but you let everyone down.

Yes. There is so much knowledge and debate going on in here. I have to take a break. Your level of stupidity, in a thread that should have been about a cool subject, has made me exhausted. Maybe I will be back to bump my thread to supernova status later.

Happy dumb!

wow, i assumed you have been joking around with the rest of us about an arcane topic on a slow monday at teh GFY, didn't realize you've been serious all along.

[MiamiBoyz]

[astronaut x]

Awesome SuperNova thread~!



I would say very successful!

[astronaut x]

Once again, congrats on the great post! Time to celebrate.



Wouldn't be a complete supernova thread without the classic....

[Joshua G]

what really irks my gorde? is that the dumb libby mark princes tell us 105% of all scientists say Man is causing global warming.

then ask them what is causing el nino? they dont know, cause the scientists dont know why.

then a supernova occurs that refutes known laws of physics, the scientists dont know why.

then some light fluctuations happen in a galaxy that are so profound, no natural causes can be attributed, & the scientists dont know why.

But mark prince knows Man is causing climate change. Now the spread of the Zika virus is being caused by climate change.

bottom line. Democrats are far dumber than right wing huckabees can ever hope to be!!!

[pornmasta]

um... wow?



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