Katy Perry is a Retillian Overlord

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  • blackmonsters
    Making PHP work
    • Nov 2002
    • 20979

    #1

    Katy Perry is a Retillian Overlord

    She starts to shapeshift during this interview.

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  • dyna mo
    just a fucking jerk
    • Dec 2008
    • 68184

    #2
    as long as those big ole tiddies of her's don't shape shift, i'm down.

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    • muthisdev
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2016
      • 300

      #3
      Originally posted by blackmonsters
      She starts to shapeshift during this interview.

      A Real Reptilian Shapeshifter - Close Up - YouTube




      I've never fucked a lizard before. Are they any good?
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      • OneHungLo
        So Fucking Banned
        • May 2001
        • 40906

        #4
        I love her lizard tits

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        • Penny24Seven
          So Fucking What
          • Jun 2007
          • 6287

          #5
          You guys need to stop fucking around and open your eyes. They have it on camera and you don't believe it just because you think it was photoshopped. That is how they get away with it. They always blame edits and or anything like that.
          It was filmed on LIVE TV and people all over paused it and went back to see it. This is just a clip from that show. You can't edit live TV like that.
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          • BIGTYMER
            Junior Achiever
            • Nov 2004
            • 17066

            #6
            Thanks for the good laugh. Red Bull almost came out my nose.. :/

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            • ilnjscb
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2009
              • 8973

              #7
              It all makes sense - a space travelling, at-will-morphing overlord lizard would want nothing more than to come to this backwater shithole and masquerade as whatever it is Katy Perry does.

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              • Rochard
                Jägermeister Test Pilot
                • Dec 2001
                • 75733

                #8
                I would so fucking hit that. Don't care if she is a lizard or what not.

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                • MadMario
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2015
                  • 164

                  #9
                  This is one crazy thread. When i see lizard in front of my face ill believe it
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                  • nico-t
                    emperor of my world
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 29903

                    #10
                    her tits are nice but she has soulless/dead eyes in a weird shaped head. I'd fuck her but she has to wear an American grocery bag on her head (i assume they are huge compared to European grocery bags that probably wouldn't fit her)

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                    • Coup
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                      • Apr 2010
                      • 9931

                      #11
                      Sounds about right, OP

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                      • Coup
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                        • Apr 2010
                        • 9931

                        #12
                        All I know for sure is her music makes my lizard go limp

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                        • PornDude
                          I'm still broke.
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 3084

                          #13
                          Now I can die happy.
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                          • blackmonsters
                            Making PHP work
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 20979

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ilnjscb
                            It all makes sense - a space travelling, at-will-morphing overlord lizard would want nothing more than to come to this backwater shithole and masquerade as whatever it is Katy Perry does.
                            Sure does; there is zero black cock outside of earth.

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                            • MiamiBoyz
                              fgfdftre6
                              • Oct 2012
                              • 6690

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Brian837
                              You guys need to stop fucking around and open your eyes. They have it on camera and you don't believe it just because you think it was photoshopped. That is how they get away with it. They always blame edits and or anything like that.
                              It was filmed on LIVE TV and people all over paused it and went back to see it. This is just a clip from that show. You can't edit live TV like that.
                              I live in fear my posts will be caught by the wrong person and they will off me.
                              JohnnyClips is posting thru my brain to protect his location.
                              Aghhhh I am fighting to get control of my hands to stop from hitting post but he has the power ashhhhhhhhhhhh
                              Thank you!

                              Finally the truth is starting to be shown!

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                              • gnawledge
                                confirmed loser
                                • Jul 2012
                                • 1092

                                #16
                                I have an upset stomach and watching this made me almost crap myself. This is too funny.
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                                • ErectMedia
                                  Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 7100

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Rochard
                                  I would so fucking hit that. Don't care if she is a lizard or what not.

                                  +1 I'd let her lizard ass eat me anyday.

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                                  • 2MuchMark
                                    Mark of 2Much.net
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 50991

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Rochard
                                    I would so fucking hit that. Don't care if she is a lizard or what not.

                                    Lizards make me horny.

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                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133986

                                      #19
                                      John Mayer gave her crabs?

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                                      • muthisdev
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2016
                                        • 300

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by gnawledge
                                        I have an upset stomach and watching this made me almost crap myself. This is too funny.
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                                        • Ferus
                                          Bye - Left to do stuff
                                          • Feb 2013
                                          • 4108

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Rochard
                                          I would so fucking hit that. Don't care if she is a lizard or what not.

                                          I rarely agree with you, but this time you are spot on. She is SO fuckable.

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                                          • sinsan
                                            Registered User
                                            • Aug 2014
                                            • 32

                                            #22
                                            I LOLd so hard!!

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                                            • ContentPimp
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2008
                                              • 3184

                                              #23
                                              Is she related to the Reptile from Mortal Kombat?Bro and siss?
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                                              • SBJ
                                                So Fucking Fabulous
                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 11387

                                                #24
                                                yup her tits are not human!



                                                but god I'd do very bad things to that lizard



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                                                • Ferus
                                                  Bye - Left to do stuff
                                                  • Feb 2013
                                                  • 4108

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by SBJ

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                                                  • MiamiBoyz
                                                    fgfdftre6
                                                    • Oct 2012
                                                    • 6690

                                                    #26
                                                    Katy as a baby

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                                                    • ruff
                                                      I have a plan B
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 5507

                                                      #27
                                                      I've got a lizard for her.
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                                                      • Frank
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Nov 2001
                                                        • 221

                                                        #28
                                                        Lizard lady

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                                                        • stopitbrrruce
                                                          AdultEmpireCash
                                                          • Oct 2013
                                                          • 351

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by OneHungLo
                                                          I love her lizard tits
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                                                          • PiffStenis
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Apr 2006
                                                            • 485

                                                            #30
                                                            Hello PiffStenis it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks, why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums?

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                                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                              • 94741

                                                              #31

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                                                              • stopitbrrruce
                                                                AdultEmpireCash
                                                                • Oct 2013
                                                                • 351

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                I would so fucking hit that. Don't care if she is a lizard or what not.

                                                                This one is not Katy Perry, it's a model named Rosie Jones

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                                                                • muthisdev
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2016
                                                                  • 300

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by stopitbrrruce
                                                                  This one is not Katy Perry, it's a model named Rosie Jones

                                                                  Is she a lizard, too?
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                                                                  • Bojangles
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Apr 2007
                                                                    • 5419

                                                                    #34
                                                                    You'd think a shape-shifting lizard would shift itself into something more talented than Katy fuckin' Perry. Goddamn, Lizard, get your shit together!

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                                                                    • pimpmaster9000
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Dec 2011
                                                                      • 26732

                                                                      #35
                                                                      katy perry is a reptilian overlord=confirmed
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                                                                      • 2MuchMark
                                                                        Mark of 2Much.net
                                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                                        • 50991

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Bojangles
                                                                        You'd think a shape-shifting lizard would shift itself into something more talented than Katy fuckin' Perry. Goddamn, Lizard, get your shit together!
                                                                        I thought this was pretty cool



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                                                                        • kkkkkk
                                                                          svp get banned svp
                                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                                          • 1628

                                                                          #37

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                                                                          • kkkkkk
                                                                            svp get banned svp
                                                                            • Dec 2005
                                                                            • 1628

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Bang that lizard rochard, just tell her your into smtp, chicks dig that, and maybe mention, you know me: kkkkkk

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