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  • MakeMeGrrrrowl
    Grrrrrrrrr
    • Oct 2002
    • 4986

    #1

    My woman crush - I have no idea why. She just....

    She's trashy, chunky, tattoos all over.....but for some reason...I'm attracted to her. And I'm not gay.

    What about you guys?

  • j3rkules
    VIP
    • Jul 2013
    • 22111

    #2
    No way...

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    • Miguel T
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      • May 2005
      • 12473

      #3
      No no no...

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      • MakeMeGrrrrowl
        Grrrrrrrrr
        • Oct 2002
        • 4986

        #4
        I know right? I loved her before I ever saw her though I think. I only saw her for the first time two days ago, and I was shocked at what she looked like. I thought by her voice she was going to look much different, but...now there's something about her.

        Think it's her confidence. That's a very attractive thing.

        But the song is pretty dirtyyyyy.

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        • OneHungLo
          So Fucking Banned
          • May 2001
          • 40906

          #5
          She looks like Drew Barrymore with a fupa.

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          • MakeMeGrrrrowl
            Grrrrrrrrr
            • Oct 2002
            • 4986

            #6
            Originally posted by OneHungLo
            She looks like Drew Barrymore with a fupa.
            Definitely bad choice of shirt for her - but she just doesn't even give one fuck about her fupa apparently.

            I'd say she's even showing it off.

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            • BIGTYMER
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              • Nov 2004
              • 17066

              #7
              Based on this and your avatar your type is clear..

              Gross.

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              • The Porn Nerd
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                • Jun 2009
                • 19784

                #8
                Hey, the pussy wants what the pussy wants I guess. Ain't nuthin' wrong with dat. Shrug.

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                • MakeMeGrrrrowl
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                  • Oct 2002
                  • 4986

                  #9
                  Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                  Based on this and your avatar your type is clear..

                  Gross.
                  So then what time did you want to meet up hot stuff? You seem like my type.

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                  • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                    Grrrrrrrrr
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 4986

                    #10
                    Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                    Hey, the pussy wants what the pussy wants I guess. Ain't nuthin' wrong with dat. Shrug.

                    LOL

                    I don't think in a million years I could eat a pussy. I don't know how men do it. and then for those who thoroughly enjoy it....

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                    • AaronM
                      GFY Royality ;)
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 46923

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                      I don't think in a million years I could eat a pussy. I don't know how men do it. and then for those who thoroughly enjoy it....

                      You rang?

                      Maybe you just haven't met the right pussy yet.

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                      • AMDWarrior
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 1488

                        #12
                        Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                        She's trashy, chunky, tattoos all over.....but for some reason...I'm attracted to her. And I'm not gay.

                        What about you guys?

                        I agree..I'd give it to her .

                        But I'd also lick n suck your pussy till you messed all over my face

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                        • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                          Grrrrrrrrr
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 4986

                          #13
                          Originally posted by AaronM
                          You rang?

                          Maybe you just haven't met the right pussy yet.

                          I'd eat ass if I were going to eat something on a girl. Not the hoo hoo. Newp.

                          I'll take the back, you can have the front! =) RaWrrr!

                          Wait....I don't like girls. Wtf. I've been on this board too much. This is bullshit.

                          Originally posted by AMDWarrior
                          I agree..I'd give it to her .

                          But I'd also lick n suck your pussy till you messed all over my face
                          Well, holy shit, I was not expecting that comment. Yep, I got nothing. Nothing at all.

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                          • AMDWarrior
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 1488

                            #14
                            Well I mean....




                            I could eat the ass as well ;)

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                            • kkkkkk
                              svp get banned svp
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 1628

                              #15
                              Originally posted by OneHungLo
                              She looks like Drew Barrymore with a fupa.
                              Hey enormous asshole. Keep bouncing

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                              • The Porn Nerd
                                Living The Dream
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 19784

                                #16
                                Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                I don't think in a million years I could eat a pussy. I don't know how men do it. and then for those who thoroughly enjoy it....
                                Yes perhaps, but have you ever tasted your own pussy? You know, after your man is diggling you (yes, that's a technical term) then pulls out, grabs the back of your head and shoves his dripping-with-your-juices cockadoodle down the back of your throat?

                                Some girls like the taste of their own pussy but not the taste of other pussy's pussies. Go figure.

                                To me it's like sweet nector - unless she hasn't dousched in a week. Then it's more like jägermeister.
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                                • kkkkkk
                                  svp get banned svp
                                  • Dec 2005
                                  • 1628

                                  #17
                                  You're a real woman right?

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                                  • Rob
                                    I'm a great bowler.
                                    • Nov 2003
                                    • 13310

                                    #18
                                    Would be hard to eat that pussy with the fupa getting in the way and all.

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                                    • DamnSexy
                                      The one and the only
                                      • Aug 2015
                                      • 633

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                      I don't think in a million years I could eat a pussy. I don't know how men do it.
                                      I don't see your point, eating a pussy is as hygienic as blowing a dick, no ?

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                                        #20
                                        I like to lie down with ladies that have additional crevices in which to place my penis

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                                        • beerptrol
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                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 12722

                                          #21
                                          I bet you can see that every karaoke night at the bar that is closest to the trailer park!
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                                          • CaptainHowdy
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                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 94727

                                            #22
                                            I ain't into ugly ...

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                                            • HowlingWulf
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                                              • Nov 2001
                                              • 1662

                                              #23
                                              Good voice. I ain't hating.
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                                              • HeadPimp
                                                Bad Mo-Fo
                                                • Jul 2001
                                                • 2772

                                                #24
                                                Nope, I'd have to take a pass on that one...

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                                                • L-Pink
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                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                  • 39151

                                                  #25
                                                  Barefoot pig

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                                                  • 420
                                                    cuck
                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 11571

                                                    #26
                                                    Not attracted but I'd throw one in her for covering that khia song.
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                                                    • loreen
                                                      myadultdesign.com
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 12558

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                      Think it's her confidence.
                                                      Watching the video, I thought that, too.
                                                      She's living her life and seems to enjoy it

                                                      I would always choose a person like her rather than a blank-eyed beauty.
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                                                      • CaptainHowdy
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                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                        • 94727

                                                        #28
                                                        Her personality is ugly as well ...

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                                                        • $money$
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                                                          • Nov 2015
                                                          • 1416

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Rob
                                                          Would be hard to eat that pussy with the fupa getting in the way and all.

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                                                          • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                            Grrrrrrrrr
                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                            • 4986

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by damnsexy
                                                            i don't see your point, eating a pussy is as hygienic as blowing a dick, no ?
                                                            fuck no!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                                                            • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                              Grrrrrrrrr
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 4986

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                                              Yes perhaps, but have you ever tasted your own pussy? You know, after your man is diggling you (yes, that's a technical term) then pulls out, grabs the back of your head and shoves his dripping-with-your-juices cockadoodle down the back of your throat?

                                                              Some girls like the taste of their own pussy but not the taste of other pussy's pussies. Go figure.

                                                              To me it's like sweet nector - unless she hasn't dousched in a week. Then it's more like jägermeister.
                                                              Of course I have tasted my own pussy. But not because anyone forced me too, I've done it because men seem to enjoy it, and well sometimes I liked to indulge my husband for fun.

                                                              Additionally, women really don't need to douche. If they do, they should go to the docs. It's not supposed to smell if you just do your regular duties and you don't have some fucked up STD. =)

                                                              But if you like vinegar with your taco - go for it! Why not throw some lettuce and tomato on too.

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                                                                #32
                                                                disgusting

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                                                                • ilnjscb
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                                                                  #33

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                                                                  • loreen
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                                                                    • May 2004
                                                                    • 12558

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                    fuck no!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                                                    Why not?
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                                                                    • georgeyw
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                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                      • 9865

                                                                      #35
                                                                      TripleXPrint on Megan Fox
                                                                      "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!"

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                                                                      • Choopa Phil
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Must be a south jersey thang!
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                                                                        • The Porn Nerd
                                                                          Living The Dream
                                                                          • Jun 2009
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                          Of course I have tasted my own pussy. But not because anyone forced me too, I've done it because men seem to enjoy it, and well sometimes I liked to indulge my husband for fun.

                                                                          Additionally, women really don't need to douche. If they do, they should go to the docs. It's not supposed to smell if you just do your regular duties and you don't have some fucked up STD. =)

                                                                          But if you like vinegar with your taco - go for it! Why not throw some lettuce and tomato on too.
                                                                          Actually I was just making a joke about the dousche part. My last girlfriend was a health nut freak, so believe me I know ALL about the female anatomy, it's functions, etc (probably way more than I really want to know).

                                                                          Having said all that, some girl's pussies taste like mac and cheese while others taste like tuna sushi while others taste like a McDonald's deep fryer. Just sayin'....LOL
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                                                                          • Choopa Phil
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                                                            Actually I was just making a joke about the dousche part. My last girlfriend was a health nut freak, so believe me I know ALL about the female anatomy, it's functions, etc (probably way more than I really want to know).

                                                                            Having said all that, some girl's pussies taste like mac and cheese while others taste like tuna sushi while others taste like a McDonald's deep fryer. Just sayin'....LOL
                                                                            Diet plays a huge role in that as well.
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                                                                            • Sid70
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                                                                              • Dec 2002
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                              I know right? I loved her before I ever saw
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                                                                              • The Porn Nerd
                                                                                Living The Dream
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Choopa Phil
                                                                                Diet plays a huge role in that as well.
                                                                                VERY true!

                                                                                Pro Tip: Men, if you want to truly disgust your female sex partner then please consume massive amounts of asparagus 12 hours before sex.

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                                                                                • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                                  Grrrrrrrrr
                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 4986

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                                                                  VERY true!

                                                                                  Pro Tip: Men, if you want to truly disgust your female sex partner then please consume massive amounts of asparagus 12 hours before sex.

                                                                                  :D
                                                                                  I'm not a cum eater, licker, taster, NADA so makes no difference to me. But yep, asparagus sure does make your pee stinky. Ew!

                                                                                  So are ya saying it tastes as bad as it makes your pee smell? From experience? I knew you were a dirty one. I just knew it!

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                                                                                  • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                                    Grrrrrrrrr
                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                    • 4986

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Sid70
                                                                                    I kind of like you too Sid. Even though you are a copycat.

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