My daughter burnt my house down last night

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  • Smack dat
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2016
    • 4613
    #1

    Events My daughter burnt my house down last night

    On Minecraft.

    I spent at least a couple of hours building it. She built her own. I was pretty proud of it as it was my first time playing and our first time using creative mode.
    She decided it was a good idea to place lava at my front door.

    The conversation went something like this..

    Daughter: I've found some lava
    Me: Don't put it by yy front door
    Daughter: I can't move it
    Me: - Tried to move it
    Daughter: You can use it as a decoration
    Me: I don't want lava at my front door it will burn my house down
    Daughter: Your house can't burn down it's made of bricks
    Me - My carpets on fire
    Me - My whole living room is on fire
    Me - It's moving to the upper floors
    Me - It's coming out of the roof
    Daughter - Don't worry it was an accident.
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    • Mediamix
      Dutch Webmaster!
      • Sep 2013
      • 3228
      #2
      Sig too big

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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 39054
          #3
          So go set her real life room on fire to teach her a lesson... As long as you have home insurance you can blame it on her and make a nice claim. Then use the claim money to get a nice big TV or something, but dont let her watch it. After a few months of living in a burnt out room, her attitude will have impooved.

          As the saying goes... "Spare the flames and spoil the child..."
          ️ ️

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            • Look Chang
              Voyeur
              • Sep 2010
              • 3697
              #4
              She deserves a spanking

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                • Coup
                  🚨 PBBC International 🚨
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 9931
                  #5

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                      • Nov 2008
                      • 3184
                      #6
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                        • davidCRM
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                          • Nov 2016
                          • 1506
                          #7
                          well.. better learn now, right? :D
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                            • peter.clickpapa
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2016
                              • 189
                              #8

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                                • SekobA
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Oct 2008
                                  • 12154
                                  #9
                                  Pockemon and some other games suck

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                                    • Joshua G
                                      dumb libs love censorship
                                      • Jul 2008
                                      • 8198
                                      #10
                                      we're voluntarily plugging into the matrix today. can't wait until the machines plug us into the game & they use our bodies as batteries!

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                                        • beerptrol
                                          Confirmed Asshole
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 12722
                                          #11
                                          Go throw a bunch of chickens into her bedroom when she's not there

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                                            • MiamiBoyz
                                              fgfdftre6
                                              • Oct 2012
                                              • 6688
                                              #12
                                              Take a dump in her bed.

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                                                • wehateporn
                                                  Promoting Debate on GFY
                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                  • 27176
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Joshua G
                                                  we're voluntarily plugging into the matrix today. can't wait until the machines plug us into the game & they use our bodies as batteries!
                                                  I think that's already happened, Planet Earth sounds short for PlayNet Earth

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                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                      • 94190
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by MiamiBoyz
                                                      Take a dump in her bed.
                                                      ...

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                                                        • Coup
                                                          🚨 PBBC International 🚨
                                                          • Apr 2010
                                                          • 9931
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by peter.clickpapa
                                                          there was no need to inject your racist beliefs into this thread.

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                                                            • Spunky
                                                              I need a beer
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133978
                                                              #16
                                                              Burn her finger tips with matches. that will teach not to play with fire

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                                                                • j3rkules
                                                                  VIP
                                                                  • Jul 2013
                                                                  • 22101
                                                                  #17
                                                                  You better thank her it was not your real house...

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