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  • clickity click
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    • Aug 2014
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    JEWS - What is Kosher Exactly in Simple Words

    I had some JEWS in our place today and I offered them some food which they refused. I was told they only eat KOSHER food and I have no idea what this is so I am reaching out to GFY.

    What exactly is KOSHER food?
    How do I offer KOSHER food without offending?

    Thanks
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    • plaster
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      • Apr 2015
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      #2
      It's a brand, like kraft, but kosher. Check the pickle aisle.

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        • Sarn
          WW3
          • Sep 2015
          • 12405
          #3
          kosher meat eg
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            • clickity click
              So Fecking Bummed
              • Aug 2014
              • 3682
              #4
              Originally posted by plaster
              It's a brand, like kraft, but kosher. Check the pickle aisle.
              I don't think so. Besides didn't Kraft go bust?

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                • Juicy D. Links
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                  watermelon

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                    • Sarn
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                      • Sep 2015
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                      #6
                      Originally posted by plaster
                      It's a brand, like kraft, but kosher. Check the pickle aisle.
                      same brand have Muslims "Halal"


                      good business for the Orthodox communities
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                        • MiamiBoyz
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                          • Oct 2012
                          • 6690
                          #7
                          Bullshit marketing term for those bastards to get them to only buy from others in their cult.

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                            • clickity click
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                              • Aug 2014
                              • 3682
                              #8
                              It's a serious question.

                              Serious answers only please.

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                                • L-Pink
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                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 39151
                                  #9
                                  It means never pay retail.

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                                    • clickity click
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                                      • Aug 2014
                                      • 3682
                                      #10
                                      Specifically, Kosher kids & Candy?

                                      Yes, No, Why?

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                                        • MiamiBoyz
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                                          • Oct 2012
                                          • 6690
                                          #11
                                          Company: Will offer NY world's 1st certified kosher pot

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                                            • Sarn
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                                              • Sep 2015
                                              • 12405
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by clickity click
                                              Specifically, Kosher kids & Candy?

                                              Yes, No, Why?
                                              kosher or halal food is the one that is satisfied to religious requirements.(if the purchase is financed products orthodox society)
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                                                • clickity click
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                                                  • Aug 2014
                                                  • 3682
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Sarn
                                                  kosher or halal food is the one that is satisfied to religious requirements.(if the purchase is financed products orthodox society)
                                                  Are Kosher foods not for Jews and Halal foods for Muslims?
                                                  What specifically determines if a Kosher food is ok to eat?

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                                                    • ErectMedia
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                                                      • Aug 2004
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                                                      #14
                                                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kashrut

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                                                        • clickity click
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                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by ErectMedia
                                                          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kashrut
                                                          Seen that already but was hoping for a simpler "GFY Version".

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                                                            • ErectMedia
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                                                              • Aug 2004
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by clickity click
                                                              Seen that already but was hoping for a simpler "GFY Version".
                                                              GFY - Where The Industry Meets
                                                              GFY - Where The Jews Hang

                                                              Yeah sounds better

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                                                                • Sarn
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                                                                  • Sep 2015
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by clickity click
                                                                  Are Kosher foods not for Jews and Halal foods for Muslims?
                                                                  What specifically determines if a Kosher food is ok to eat?
                                                                  of course not, we have many popular products mark as kosher.


                                                                  exemplary shop
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                                                                    • MiamiBoyz
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                                                                      • Oct 2012
                                                                      • 6690
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I once sucked a Jew's cock and I could tell the difference in the taste of his jizz and I can only assume it was due to the kosher diet.

                                                                      I am however, conducting further research to confirm this and will report back mid 2016 - Stay Tuned

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                                                                        • NALEM
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                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by clickity click
                                                                          I had some JEWS in our place today and I offered them some food which they refused. I was told they only eat KOSHER food and I have no idea what this is so I am reaching out to GFY.

                                                                          What exactly is KOSHER food?
                                                                          How do I offer KOSHER food without offending?

                                                                          Thanks
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                                                                                • Paul Markham
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                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                  • 52942
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Like Halal, it's a food safety preparation process and rules. Essential for people living in the desert before the invention of fridges. Today outmoded and just a way to fuck with people's heads.

                                                                                  It's like women covering their heads in church, as if any god would give a fuck if people covered their heads. In the Catholic Church, it's best the boys are covered from head to toe, to avoid tempting the priests.



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                                                                                    • Barry-xlovecam
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                                                                                      • Jun 2010
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Kosher Pamphlet
                                                                                      RTFM -- easy reading version

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                                                                                        • kkkkkk
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                                                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                                                          • 1628
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Something about the avoidance of trafe through adherence to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kashrut I am by no means any form of expert though.

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                                                                                            • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                              • 94733
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              They (the jewish) just want to make sure that the meat they're going to consume wasn't sacrificed to another god(s) ...

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                                                                                                • Struggle4Bucks
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                                                                                                  • May 2011
                                                                                                  • 3615
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by clickity click
                                                                                                  What exactly is KOSHER food?
                                                                                                  You stir the food three times left and then 2 times right... In the meantime you'll have to hula hoop and touch your left ear with your right pink finger about every 10 seconds...

                                                                                                  This sounds like a silly joke... right? But really... is it?

                                                                                                  I was in a synagoge last week.... it's not only the food... they have rituals for almost everything... To me jews act like they have serious neurotic compulsive disorders...
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                                                                                                    • Sarn
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Struggle4Bucks
                                                                                                      You stir the food three times left and then 2 times right... In the meantime you'll have to hula hoop and touch your left ear with your right pink finger about every 10 seconds...

                                                                                                      This sounds like a silly joke... right? But really... is it?

                                                                                                      I was in a synagoge last week.... it's not only the food... they have rituals for almost everything... To me jews act like they have serious neurotic compulsive disorders...
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                                                                                                        • Penny24Seven
                                                                                                          So Fucking What
                                                                                                          • Jun 2007
                                                                                                          • 6287
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I will tell you since nobody else will. It is all about how you kill the pig.
                                                                                                          You have to use a knife and slit the throat and let it bleed out.
                                                                                                          The pig has to die with a jewish knife. I forget what it is called but they have a name for it.
                                                                                                          They cut it up using that same knife and that makes it prepared kosher.
                                                                                                          After they they can put it in anything and mix it of whatever and it is still kosher unless you put it in with food that is not kosher or a container that was not cleaned and had non kosher food it in. Any of that ruins it.
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                                                                                                            • Oracle Porn
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Kosher foods are those that conform to the regulations of kashrut (Jewish dietary law).
                                                                                                              Different streams in the religion interpret the regulations differently (some more harsh then others)
                                                                                                              If your guest even had a glass of water in glass cup some would say it's not kosher because you use don't separate dishes between meat dishes and dairy dishes..... it's religious bullshit all in all.


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                                                                                                                • Barry-xlovecam
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                                                                                                                  • Jun 2010
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Brian837
                                                                                                                  I will tell you since nobody else will. ...
                                                                                                                  That's a how you make Kosher ham sandwich -- who would have known
                                                                                                                  Is that an Izmel knive ?

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                                                                                                                    • Sarn
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                                                                                                                      • Sep 2015
                                                                                                                      • 12405
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      poor unfortunate kosher pigs
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                                                                                                                        • pimpmaster9000
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                                                                                                                          • Dec 2011
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          kosher food is made by oppressing paletinian people whilst the cook cooks

                                                                                                                          if no palestinian people were molested or oppressed during preparation then it aint kosher and jews wont eat it har har har!
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                                                                                                                            • Paul Markham
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                                                                                                                              • Jun 2001
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              What is Kosher Food, Kosher Rules, Products, Definition, What Does Kosher Mean



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                                                                                                                                • oppoten
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                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2007
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by ErectMedia
                                                                                                                                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kashrut
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by clickity click
                                                                                                                                  Seen that already but was hoping for a simpler "GFY Version".
                                                                                                                                  Wikipedia is heavily edited by Jews, and is one of Google's "seed sites". So I guess it's probably kosher

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                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2015
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Kosher means not cooked

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                                                                                                                                        • O MARINA
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by clickity click
                                                                                                                                          I had some JEWS in our place today and I offered them some food which they refused. I was told they only eat KOSHER food and I have no idea what this is so I am reaching out to GFY.

                                                                                                                                          What exactly is KOSHER food?
                                                                                                                                          How do I offer KOSHER food without offending?

                                                                                                                                          Thanks
                                                                                                                                          Meat & dairy products are consumed separately. Separate plate sets for each in the home. No pork or shell fish. Kosher meat slaughter process is different. Depends on how religious person is and what they observe.

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                                                                                                                                            • Idigmygirls
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                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2007
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                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Sadly, there is no "simple GFY" version. Kosher is a very silly ritualistic system that includes things like the food itself (pork is not Kosher, nor is shellfish); the preparation of the food (blessed by a Rabbi? Meat from animals slaughtered in a very specific way); and combinations of food (meat can only ever be served on a dish that has NEVER come into contact with anything dairy nor egg; dairy never being served on a dish that has ever come into contact with meat).

                                                                                                                                              You can look for food that contains the label with a k in a circle, or you could tell your kosher "friends" to grow up and stop believing in voodoo.

                                                                                                                                              I myself have no tolerance for this kind of crap. I had a family friend freak out and throw away all their "dairy dishes" once because meat touched a plate and they didn't know which one. They screamed like a child whose doll got taken away and basically went into hysterics. For what? Idiots.
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                                                                                                                                                • j3rkules
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by MiamiBoyz
                                                                                                                                                  I once sucked a Jew's cock and I could tell the difference in the taste of his jizz and I can only assume it was due to the kosher diet.

                                                                                                                                                  I am however, conducting further research to confirm this and will report back mid 2016 - Stay Tuned

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                                                                                                                                                    • CurrentlySober
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                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 38944
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Similar link as posted before, but this one goes to the SIMPLE WORDS version of wikipedia

                                                                                                                                                      https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher


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