Brassmonkey Donation Thread - GoFuckYourself.com

TheSquealer · 12-21-2015, 07:23 PM

In a sad turn of events, he lost his primary income source of posting race baiting and death news for pennies. That is why the main page is not 50% Brassmonkey copy/paste threads.

As most of you guessed by his compulsive lying and 2nd grade vocabulary and grammar at 55 years old, its clear his prospects for any sort of real employment are quite limited.

Lets all pull together and discuss how we can raise money to make sure Brassmonkey doesn't become a Phoenix PD statistic.

Ideas???

Sly · 12-21-2015, 07:29 PM

Have you considered a NoCarrier style donation thread?

Or maybe a Tala style Secret Santa?

Posted from my iMac.

TheSquealer · 12-21-2015, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Have you considered a NoCarrier style donation thread?

Or maybe a Tala style Secret Santa?

Posted from my iMac.

I think that to do the NoCarrier thing, he'd have to know where his kids are and how to find them.

mineistaken · 12-21-2015, 07:32 PM

No worries, he will get money "redistributed" from hard workers. After all this is the reason he votes democrat.

escorpio · 12-21-2015, 07:34 PM

He's a Crip. They take care of their own, like Mormons.

mineistaken · 12-21-2015, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

He's a Crip. They take care of their own, like Mormons.

They will rob a store and pool money for Mr. Donkster

Mr Pheer · 12-21-2015, 08:29 PM

Fuck that guy.

Horatio Caine · 12-21-2015, 08:32 PM

I am in 63 cents.

Mediamix · 12-21-2015, 08:34 PM

I like Brassmonkey and want to donate!

johnnyloadproductions · 12-21-2015, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Have you considered a NoCarrier style donation thread?

Or maybe a Tala style Secret Santa?

Posted from my iMac.

Here's an idea, have brassmonkey do a currency exchange or some kind with you, much like zerohero, have him screw you over (meaning he gets to keep all the money) and then not do anything about it.

This will make you a good person Sly.

Spunky · 12-21-2015, 09:00 PM

He doesn't need the money.he is a baller

Rochard · 12-21-2015, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

I am in 63 cents.

I can pitch in a buck. So now we have $1.63.

TheSquealer · 12-21-2015, 09:30 PM

You guys are all truly amazing. I did not expect that within a few short posts, he'd already get a full months sig salary. Incredible! Way to go guy! Keep it up.

Horatio Caine · 12-21-2015, 10:21 PM

Ah, what the hell! I will pitch in another 32 cents and 2 pack of Swisher Sweets (Strawberry flavor). Its giving time!

adultchatpay · 12-21-2015, 10:34 PM

I will donate a copy/paste keyboard.

escorpio · 12-21-2015, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

I can pitch in a buck. So now we have $1.63.

georgeyw · 12-22-2015, 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer

You guys are all truly amazing. I did not expect that within a few short posts, he'd already get a full months sig salary. Incredible! Way to go guy! Keep it up.

Just about spit out my drink reading this

mce · 12-22-2015, 03:47 AM

Where do I send the paypal funds?

nico-t · 12-22-2015, 04:37 AM

i will donate the opportunity for him to scrape the bottom of a local fountain in his hood for 30 minutes.

Sednub997 · 12-22-2015, 10:14 AM

I heard he is moving intobthe clan

L-Pink · 12-22-2015, 10:26 AM

I think he's working in K-mart's Christmas section ....

.

j3rkules · 12-23-2015, 05:17 AM

Where I donate epassporte?

mineistaken · 12-23-2015, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

I think he's working in K-mart's Christmas section ....

.

He would not be sporting bloods colors

Horatio Caine · 12-23-2015, 08:29 AM

Lots of cheap asses on this board not doing shit for great cause.
Fuck it, I am throwing in another 17 cents. Whats the total like now?

BTW: Do you win money with AVN award or not? Brass is up for back-to-back awards. So vote!

mineistaken · 12-23-2015, 09:47 AM

Ok, I am a cheap ass so 3 cents from me since I can not split 4th in fiddy.

xXXtesy10 · 12-23-2015, 09:50 AM

surely the crips will get revenge

The Porn Nerd · 12-23-2015, 10:08 AM

Dude, Brassmonkey is independently wealthy! Didn't you know that?

He's everyone's "secret Santa" in his 'hood.

Happy Holidays to all!

$money$ · 12-24-2015, 01:14 PM

12-21-2015, 07:23 PM	#1
TheSquealer Mayor of Thneedville Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 25,428	Brassmonkey Donation Thread In a sad turn of events, he lost his primary income source of posting race baiting and death news for pennies. That is why the main page is not 50% Brassmonkey copy/paste threads. As most of you guessed by his compulsive lying and 2nd grade vocabulary and grammar at 55 years old, its clear his prospects for any sort of real employment are quite limited. Lets all pull together and discuss how we can raise money to make sure Brassmonkey doesn't become a Phoenix PD statistic. Ideas??? __________________ . Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens. Rochard

12-21-2015, 07:29 PM	#2
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,340	Have you considered a NoCarrier style donation thread? Or maybe a Tala style Secret Santa? Posted from my iMac. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

12-21-2015, 08:34 PM	#9
Mediamix Dutch Webmaster! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Netherlands Posts: 3,228	I like Brassmonkey and want to donate! __________________ Sig too big

12-21-2015, 09:00 PM	#11
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,949	He doesn't need the money.he is a baller __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

12-21-2015, 09:30 PM	#13
TheSquealer Mayor of Thneedville Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 25,428	You guys are all truly amazing. I did not expect that within a few short posts, he'd already get a full months sig salary. Incredible! Way to go guy! Keep it up. __________________ . Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens. Rochard

12-21-2015, 07:32 PM	#4
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	No worries, he will get money "redistributed" from hard workers. After all this is the reason he votes democrat.

12-21-2015, 07:34 PM	#5
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,197	He's a Crip. They take care of their own, like Mormons.

12-21-2015, 08:29 PM	#7
Mr Pheer Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 21,482	Fuck that guy.

12-21-2015, 08:32 PM	#8
Horatio Caine full-time aspiring rapper Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Compton, CA Posts: 5,746	I am in 63 cents.

12-21-2015, 10:21 PM	#14
Horatio Caine full-time aspiring rapper Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Compton, CA Posts: 5,746	Ah, what the hell! I will pitch in another 32 cents and 2 pack of Swisher Sweets (Strawberry flavor). Its giving time!

12-21-2015, 10:34 PM	#15
adultchatpay Let's Make Money Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 8,784	I will donate a copy/paste keyboard.

12-22-2015, 03:47 AM	#18
mce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: All Over Posts: 3,917	Where do I send the paypal funds? __________________ Pay Virtual Assistants Based on RESULTS instead of TIME STOP getting FUCKED IN THE ASS by your VA

12-22-2015, 04:37 AM	#19
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	i will donate the opportunity for him to scrape the bottom of a local fountain in his hood for 30 minutes.

12-22-2015, 10:14 AM	#20
Sednub997 Naked in my bathroom Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Europe Posts: 6,162	I heard he is moving intobthe clan __________________ X10 FANS PLAFORM - 3 IN 1 LIVE CAMS/FANS/MEMBERSHIP CMS CONTENT MANAGEMENT, MONETIZATION AND PUBLISHING PLATFORM 17 YEARS WITH 1000'S OF CLIENTS SCALABLE - ENTERPRISE-READY - MULTI-LANG

12-22-2015, 10:26 AM	#21
L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	I think he's working in K-mart's Christmas section .... .

12-23-2015, 05:17 AM	#22
j3rkules VIP Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 22,111	Where I donate epassporte? __________________ How To Build A Porn Site And Make Money \| My Best $$$ Cam Sponsor \| New Webcam Script 3 Top Adult Hosting Providers

12-23-2015, 08:29 AM	#24
Horatio Caine full-time aspiring rapper Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Compton, CA Posts: 5,746	Lots of cheap asses on this board not doing shit for great cause. Fuck it, I am throwing in another 17 cents. Whats the total like now? BTW: Do you win money with AVN award or not? Brass is up for back-to-back awards. So vote!

12-23-2015, 09:47 AM	#25
mineistaken See signature :) Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ICQ 363 097 773 Posts: 29,656	Ok, I am a cheap ass so 3 cents from me since I can not split 4th in fiddy.

12-23-2015, 09:50 AM	#26
xXXtesy10 Fakecoin Investor Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: New Delhi, IN Posts: 7,127	surely the crips will get revenge __________________ WARNING: Stay Away From Marlboroack aka aka Brandon Ackerman https://gfy.com/21169705-post8.html Donny Long is Felon, Stalker, Scammer & Coward http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/...lon-int-761244

12-23-2015, 10:08 AM	#27
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,635	Dude, Brassmonkey is independently wealthy! Didn't you know that? He's everyone's "secret Santa" in his 'hood. Happy Holidays to all! __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

12-24-2015, 01:14 PM	#28
$money$ So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,416