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  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151
    #1

    Perfect Christmas Gift For Someone With A Young Child.

    So I'm in El Paso dating this beautiful young Hispanic skank. Problem is she has a young child (who'd a guessed right) that always needs attention. As soon as I have mom tied to the bed the little bastard starts crying for something to eat or drink.

    Today as I was walking thru Walmart I found the perfect solution.





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    • Mr Pheer
      So Fucking Banned
      • Dec 2002
      • 22082
      #2
      I got my grandkid one of those. He doesnt cry in the middle of the night, wanting to be fed anymore.

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        • MaDalton
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          • Feb 2004
          • 39861
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            • L-Pink
              working on my tan
              • Mar 2005
              • 39151
              #4
              Originally posted by Mr Pheer
              I got my grandkid one of those. He doesnt cry in the middle of the night, wanting to be fed anymore.
              I'm thinking some Red Bull in the morning will have her crashing at night so mom and I can hit the bars.

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                • 420
                  cuck
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 11571
                  #5
                  that's just not right...... if you put stew in there it will be cold before baby can finish
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                    • $money$
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Nov 2015
                      • 1416
                      #6
                      Get the bitch to give the kid up for adoption

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                        • Penny24Seven
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                          • Jun 2007
                          • 6287
                          #7
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                            • SilentKnight
                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 24812
                              #8
                              lmao!

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                                • candyflip
                                  Carpe Visio
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 43069
                                  #9
                                  They need them for school aged kids. I've heard "can I have a drink" about 50 times today.

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                                    • bronco67
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2006
                                      • 29026
                                      #10
                                      Beautiful skank is a contradiction in terms.

                                      How young is she? You can be her Crib Dribbler.

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                                        • SpicyM
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2006
                                          • 4575
                                          #11
                                          no sig, sorry

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                                            • shake
                                              frc
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 4663
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by bronco67
                                              how young is she? You can be her Crib Dribbler.
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                                                • L-Pink
                                                  working on my tan
                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                  • 39151
                                                  #13

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                                                    • TheLegacy
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                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 18128
                                                      #14
                                                      Draw back as a parent of 4 is that you don't want to give them too much for weight but also if the milk curdles then they are more likely to puke in the crib. If it's maintained properly it has it benefits - plus knowing kids - they are going to play with the tiny ball in the feeder and flood the bed with formula/water before you know it.
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                                                        • Zuzana Designs
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                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 20900
                                                          #15
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                                                            • L-Pink
                                                              working on my tan
                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                              • 39151
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by TheLegacy
                                                              Draw back as a parent of 4 is that you don't want to give them too much for weight but also if the milk curdles then they are more likely to puke in the crib. If it's maintained properly it has it benefits - plus knowing kids - they are going to play with the tiny ball in the feeder and flood the bed with formula/water before you know it.

                                                              The little bastard is hooked on energy drinks so spoiled milk isn't really a factor anymore.


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                                                                • PornSEO
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                                                                  • Dec 2011
                                                                  • 398
                                                                  #17
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                                                                    • _Richard_
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                                      • 30989
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by L-Pink

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                                                                        • Sednub997
                                                                          Naked in my bathroom
                                                                          • Dec 2008
                                                                          • 6174
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Does it have the same for mature



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                                                                            • L-Pink
                                                                              working on my tan
                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                              • 39151
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Sednub997
                                                                              Does it have the same for mature
                                                                              I made some crib modifications to prevent escape when the future beauty queen gets a little bigger. The entire top perimeter of the crib has been reinforced with a metal frame that is connected to a car battery. When the little princess tries to escape she's given a gentle electric shock, which should discourage her from attempting to climb out of the crib.

                                                                              I'm currently using a 12 volt car battery, but I'm thinking a higher-voltage battery can be used if she starts to get fat. (I'm working on an automatic Doritos feeder) Here's a picture of the setup, it's pretty sweet.





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                                                                                • C H R I S
                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                                  • 10842
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  "I really like that its made from recycled plastic syringes"
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                                                                                    • $money$
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Nov 2015
                                                                                      • 1416
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by C H R I S
                                                                                      "I really like that its made from recycled plastic syringes"

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                                                                                        • Matyko
                                                                                          PsyHead
                                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                                          • 8674
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                          I made some crib modifications to prevent escape when the future beauty queen gets a little bigger. The entire top perimeter of the crib has been reinforced with a metal frame that is connected to a car battery. When the little princess tries to escape she's given a gentle electric shock, which should discourage her from attempting to climb out of the crib.

                                                                                          I'm currently using a 12 volt car battery, but I'm thinking a higher-voltage battery can be used if she starts to get fat. (I'm working on an automatic Doritos feeder) Here's a picture of the setup, it's pretty sweet.





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                                                                                            • SAMANTAmax
                                                                                              TieMeUp
                                                                                              • Jul 2008
                                                                                              • 7036
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              I find it very practical
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                                                                                                • j3rkules
                                                                                                  VIP
                                                                                                  • Jul 2013
                                                                                                  • 22101
                                                                                                  #25

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                                                                                                    • L-Pink
                                                                                                      working on my tan
                                                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                                                      • 39151
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Just filled the little drooler's feeder with Baileys Irish Cream. That should hold until late tonight when we get home.

                                                                                                      Merry Christmas !!!


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                                                                                                        • $money$
                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                          • Nov 2015
                                                                                                          • 1416
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                          Just filled the little drooler's feeder with Baileys Irish Cream. That should hold until late tonight when we get home.

                                                                                                          Merry Christmas !!!


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                                                                                                            • romeo22
                                                                                                              你自己去他媽的
                                                                                                              • Mar 2008
                                                                                                              • 23328
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Nice olace to post babys staff

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                                                                                                                • JuicyBunny
                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                  • Jun 2010
                                                                                                                  • 2145
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  You gotta modify the feeder for burritos and sopes and once the vacuum cleaner is connected to the diaper you won't have to deal with her until her Quinceañera or wedding, whichever comes first.

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                                                                                                                    • L-Pink
                                                                                                                      working on my tan
                                                                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                      • 39151
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by JuicyBunny
                                                                                                                      ... until her Quinceañera or wedding, whichever comes first.
                                                                                                                      Pretty funny lol!

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