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Old 12-16-2015, 06:57 PM   #1
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Would having TOO BIG a schlong be considered bad for porn?

I wanted to see the response from porn companies so i sent in my resume with selfies of my schlong.

90% responded saying that a "schlong that size" would wreck their talent.

So when is having to big a schlong considered bad? I thought id be hired on the spot.
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Old 12-16-2015, 07:12 PM   #2
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Old 12-16-2015, 07:16 PM   #3
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Old 12-16-2015, 07:18 PM   #4
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I wanted to see the response from porn companies so i sent in my resume with selfies of my schlong.

90% responded saying that a "schlong that size" would wreck their talent.

So when is having to big a schlong considered bad? I thought id be hired on the spot.
Clearly you did NOT talk to any GAY porn studios...they would have NEVER told your "schlong" was too big.
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