Rant Just saw a horrible movie about porn. Cringeworthy - GoFuckYourself.com

deonbell · 12-14-2015, 04:20 PM

Supposed to be a true story. But the author, painted himself as this smart/badass/all around good guy. He says he doesn't want to do anything with porn and then goes to the Adult Video awards and cheats on his wife with this porn star(that just had to have his dick).

Then these 2 stupid guys make something in an hour that supposedly Amazon and Paypal can't do. I am guessing process a credit card transaction. And the main guy (Luke Wilson) is trying to keep them out of trouble, but can't cause they are stupid and he is smart.

It must have cost a fortune to make, it had all these famous songs and people. But the story was horrible.

If it was somebody here, I apologize. But you shouldn't build yourself up that much in a movie. How did you the money to pay for it?

$money$ · 12-14-2015, 04:22 PM

and the name of the movie is

Rob · 12-14-2015, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by $money$

and the name of the movie is

Boogie Nights.

deonbell · 12-14-2015, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by $money$

and the name of the movie is

Middle Men. There is this scene where this Russian comes in and starts talking shit. Then he notices 3 huge black men in the room and says "oh, I spoke out of turn". How did he not see them when he came in?

And somehow the Government needs this camgirl's help so they can track down terrorists jacking off in a shed on the side of a mountain in Afghanistan.

James Caan was in it. Why would they do that?

escorpio · 12-14-2015, 04:37 PM

I'm working on a script about an obese chronic masturbator that got into the TGP game early because of his porn addiction. The guy makes a bunch of money and starts acting like an asshole big shot. When the TGP game ends he declares bankruptcy and is left cold and alone on the Canadian tundra wondering what the fuck happened.

The working title is "Idiot."

Best-In-BC · 12-14-2015, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

When the TGP game ends he declares bankruptcy

This never happened.

Pathfinder · 12-14-2015, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I'm working on a script about an obese chronic masturbator that got into the TGP game early because of his porn addiction. The guy makes a bunch of money and starts acting like an asshole big shot. When the TGP game ends he declares bankruptcy and is left cold and alone on the Canadian tundra wondering what the fuck happened.

The working title is "Idiot."

Too sleazy. It will never sell.

johnnyburnaway · 12-15-2015, 09:19 AM

I'm guessing you never heard of epassporte..

(successful troll?)

JFK · 12-15-2015, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by johnnyburnaway

I'm guessing you never heard of epassporte..

(successful troll?)

Yup !

mineistaken · 12-15-2015, 10:51 AM

bump for pornmasta and his sig

xNetworx · 12-15-2015, 01:34 PM

deonbell · 12-15-2015, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyburnaway

I'm guessing you never heard of epassporte..

(successful troll?)

Will look into it.

fitzmulti · 12-15-2015, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyburnaway

I'm guessing you never heard of epassporte..

(successful troll?)

I bet you're right, he hasn't!

Mediamix · 12-15-2015, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by deonbell

Supposed to be a true story. But the author, painted himself as this smart/badass/all around good guy. He says he doesn't want to do anything with porn and then goes to the Adult Video awards and cheats on his wife with this porn star(that just had to have his dick).

Then these 2 stupid guys make something in an hour that supposedly Amazon and Paypal can't do. I am guessing process a credit card transaction. And the main guy (Luke Wilson) is trying to keep them out of trouble, but can't cause they are stupid and he is smart.

It must have cost a fortune to make, it had all these famous songs and people. But the story was horrible.

If it was somebody here, I apologize. But you shouldn't build yourself up that much in a movie. How did you the money to pay for it?

Fucking n00b...

Mediamix · 12-15-2015, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by johnnyburnaway

I'm guessing you never heard of epassporte..

(successful troll?)

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Originally Posted by JFK

Yup !

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Originally Posted by fitzmulti

I bet you're right, he hasn't!

Let's all laugh at the new guy...

marcop · 12-15-2015, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder

Too sleazy. It will never sell.

blackmonsters · 12-15-2015, 06:55 PM

candyflip · 12-15-2015, 07:25 PM

A large portion of GFY funded that movie.

Markul · 12-16-2015, 01:52 AM

I am amazed that anyone had the stamina to watch the whole thing.

Also amazing that the douche bag still has both kneecaps.

Ferus · 12-16-2015, 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

I'm working on a script about an obese chronic masturbator that got into the TGP game early because of his porn addiction. The guy makes a bunch of money and starts acting like an asshole big shot. When the TGP game ends he declares bankruptcy and is left cold and alone on the Canadian tundra wondering what the fuck happened.

The working title is "Idiot."

I would pay someone to find and fly him in to opening-night

CaptainHowdy · 12-16-2015, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio

I'm working on a script about an obese chronic masturbator that got into the TGP game early because of his porn addiction. The guy makes a bunch of money and starts acting like an asshole big shot. When the TGP game ends he declares bankruptcy and is left cold and alone on the Canadian tundra wondering what the fuck happened.

The working title is "Idiot."

...

j3rkules · 12-16-2015, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by johnnyburnaway

I'm guessing you never heard of epassporte..

(successful troll?)

12-14-2015, 04:20 PM	#1
deonbell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2015 Posts: 1,045	Just saw a horrible movie about porn. Cringeworthy Supposed to be a true story. But the author, painted himself as this smart/badass/all around good guy. He says he doesn't want to do anything with porn and then goes to the Adult Video awards and cheats on his wife with this porn star(that just had to have his dick). Then these 2 stupid guys make something in an hour that supposedly Amazon and Paypal can't do. I am guessing process a credit card transaction. And the main guy (Luke Wilson) is trying to keep them out of trouble, but can't cause they are stupid and he is smart. It must have cost a fortune to make, it had all these famous songs and people. But the story was horrible. If it was somebody here, I apologize. But you shouldn't build yourself up that much in a movie. How did you the money to pay for it? __________________ Fake Naked Celebrity Sex Gallery

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12-14-2015, 04:22 PM	#2
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12-14-2015, 04:37 PM	#5
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 22,021	I'm working on a script about an obese chronic masturbator that got into the TGP game early because of his porn addiction. The guy makes a bunch of money and starts acting like an asshole big shot. When the TGP game ends he declares bankruptcy and is left cold and alone on the Canadian tundra wondering what the fuck happened. The working title is "Idiot."

12-15-2015, 09:19 AM	#8
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12-15-2015, 10:51 AM	#10
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12-15-2015, 01:34 PM	#11
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