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  • Mediamix
    Dutch Webmaster!
    • Sep 2013
    • 3228
    #1

    Business 20 dollars for the best joke! You can donate it if you want.

    The GFY'er that tells or shows me the best joke, meme or picture in the next two days gets 20 dollars... (PayPal)

    You can even donate it to charity to make this world a better place!

    Let's go.
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    • georgeyw
      58008 53773
      • Jul 2005
      • 9865
      #2
      DVTimes




















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      Please donate to your choice of charities
      TripleXPrint on Megan Fox
      "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!"

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        • SIK
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2006
          • 1497
          #3



          some charity for kids plx, tnx
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            • SilentKnight
              Megan Fox's fluffer
              • Oct 2005
              • 24818
              #4
              One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."

              The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied.

              The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself. These are my cookies!"

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                • The Porn Nerd
                  Living The Dream
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 19788
                  #5
                  "Uncle Mark, you said you would take me to Florida for my birthday!"

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                    • mineistaken
                      See signature :)
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 29656
                      #6
                      What do you call 10 illegal immigrants on the moon? A problem. What do you call 100 illegals on the moon? A problem. What do you call 1000 illegals on the moon? Still a problem. What do you call all of the illegal immigrants on the moon? Problem solved.

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                        • SilentKnight
                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 24818
                          #7
                          Originally posted by mineistaken
                          What do you call 10 illegal immigrants on the moon? A problem. What do you call 100 illegals on the moon? A problem. What do you call 1000 illegals on the moon? Still a problem. What do you call all of the illegal immigrants on the moon? Problem solved.

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                            • brassmonkey
                              Pay It Forward
                              • Sep 2005
                              • 77397
                              #8
                              Originally posted by mineistaken
                              What do you call 10 illegal immigrants on the moon? A problem. What do you call 100 illegals on the moon? A problem. What do you call 1000 illegals on the moon? Still a problem. What do you call all of the illegal immigrants on the moon? Problem solved.
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                                • Mediamix
                                  Dutch Webmaster!
                                  • Sep 2013
                                  • 3228
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by mineistaken
                                  What do you call 10 illegal immigrants on the moon? A problem. What do you call 100 illegals on the moon? A problem. What do you call 1000 illegals on the moon? Still a problem. What do you call all of the illegal immigrants on the moon? Problem solved.
                                  Originally posted by brassmonkey
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                                    • Mediamix
                                      Dutch Webmaster!
                                      • Sep 2013
                                      • 3228
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                      One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."

                                      The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied.

                                      The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself. These are my cookies!"
                                      Okay, that was funny...
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                                        • Rob
                                          I'm a great bowler.
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 13310
                                          #11
                                          A Coast Guard cutter is patrolling off the coast of San Diego. They see a boat with four Mexicans, one standing on the bow holding a Mexican flag up high. The cutter stops the boat and asks the Mexicans what they're doing.

                                          The Mexican in front yells, "We're attacking the U.S., Vato!"

                                          The Coast Guards on the cutter all start laughing hysterically. Finally the captain leans over and yells, "Just the four of you are going to attack the U.S.?!?!?"

                                          And the Mexican replies, "No! The rest are already there!"

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                                            • Rob
                                              I'm a great bowler.
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 13310
                                              #12
                                              A bear and a rabbit are shitting next to each other in the woods. The bear looks over at the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fir?"

                                              The rabbit responds, "Nope."

                                              So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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                                                • Rob
                                                  I'm a great bowler.
                                                  • Nov 2003
                                                  • 13310
                                                  #13
                                                  Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang rape.

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                                                    • SBJ
                                                      So Fucking Fabulous
                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 11387
                                                      #14
                                                      Guy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
                                                      911: Alright, What is it?
                                                      Guy: Two girls are fighting over me!
                                                      911: So what's your emergency?
                                                      Guy: The ugly one is winning.

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                                                        • Rob
                                                          I'm a great bowler.
                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 13310
                                                          #15
                                                          My girlfriend is a porn star. She is going to be so pissed when she finds out.

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                                                            • kane
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                              • 20684
                                                              #16
                                                              Johnny comes home from school and says to his dad, "I have to write a report on the differences between potential and reality. Can you help me?" His dad thinks about it for a minute then says, "It's easier if I just show you the difference."

                                                              With that his dad tells him to go into the kitchen and ask his mom if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Johnny does as he is told. His mom thinks about it and says, "Well, I wouldn't want to cheat on your father, but that is life changing money. We could pay off all the bills and send all three of you kids to college and still have plenty left. So, for the good of the family, I think I would." Johnny returns to his father and tells him the answer.

                                                              His dad then tells him to go into his sisters room and ask her if she would sleep with Zac Efron for a million dollars. Without out hesitation she exclaims, "Hell yes!!!!" Johnny once again returns to the living room and reports to his dad.

                                                              His Dad tells Johnny to go ask his brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. A little shocked by the question, Johnny marches to his brother's room and asks the question. His brother responds, "I'm not gay and I don't think Tom is either, but that is a lot of money. I think I would so long as I knew that nobody would find out."

                                                              Once again Johnny returns to the living room and reports his findings. His dad thinks about it all for a second and says, "So, as you can see, potentially we're sitting on three million dollars, but in reality we're just living with two whores and a queer."

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                                                                • RyuLion
                                                                  ClubDomCash.com
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 32369
                                                                  #17


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                                                                    • L-Pink
                                                                      working on my tan
                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                      • 39151
                                                                      #18
                                                                      My grandfather died during the Holocaust ...


                                                                      He fell out of a tower while shooting Jews.


                                                                      .

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                                                                        • L-Pink
                                                                          working on my tan
                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                          • 39151
                                                                          #19
                                                                          I prevented a rape tonight ...


                                                                          I wasn't in the mood.


                                                                          .

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                                                                            • L-Pink
                                                                              working on my tan
                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                              • 39151
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I told my girlfriend she would look sexier with her hair back ...


                                                                              Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.


                                                                              .

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                                                                                • stoka
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2005
                                                                                  • 956
                                                                                  #21




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                                                                                    • j3rkules
                                                                                      VIP
                                                                                      • Jul 2013
                                                                                      • 22111
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

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                                                                                        • Mediamix
                                                                                          Dutch Webmaster!
                                                                                          • Sep 2013
                                                                                          • 3228
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Keep them coming!
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                                                                                            • nico-t
                                                                                              emperor of my world
                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                              • 29903
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Hoe noem je een turkse vrouw op een fiets?








                                                                                              SNORFIETS

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                                                                                                • TimS
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Sep 2014
                                                                                                  • 231
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Know the difference between Knowledge and Faith?

                                                                                                  A woman knows her child is hers.
                                                                                                  A Man has faith the child is his.

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                                                                                                    • ErectMedia
                                                                                                      Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                      • 7100
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                                                                      What do you call 10 illegal immigrants on the moon? A problem. What do you call 100 illegals on the moon? A problem. What do you call 1000 illegals on the moon? Still a problem. What do you call all of the illegal immigrants on the moon? Problem solved.


                                                                                                      Originally posted by kane
                                                                                                      Johnny comes home from school and says to his dad, "I have to write a report on the differences between potential and reality. Can you help me?" His dad thinks about it for a minute then says, "It's easier if I just show you the difference."

                                                                                                      With that his dad tells him to go into the kitchen and ask his mom if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Johnny does as he is told. His mom thinks about it and says, "Well, I wouldn't want to cheat on your father, but that is life changing money. We could pay off all the bills and send all three of you kids to college and still have plenty left. So, for the good of the family, I think I would." Johnny returns to his father and tells him the answer.

                                                                                                      His dad then tells him to go into his sisters room and ask her if she would sleep with Zac Efron for a million dollars. Without out hesitation she exclaims, "Hell yes!!!!" Johnny once again returns to the living room and reports to his dad.

                                                                                                      His Dad tells Johnny to go ask his brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. A little shocked by the question, Johnny marches to his brother's room and asks the question. His brother responds, "I'm not gay and I don't think Tom is either, but that is a lot of money. I think I would so long as I knew that nobody would find out."

                                                                                                      Once again Johnny returns to the living room and reports his findings. His dad thinks about it all for a second and says, "So, as you can see, potentially we're sitting on three million dollars, but in reality we're just living with two whores and a queer."

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                                                                                                        • SekobA
                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                          • Oct 2008
                                                                                                          • 12174
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I like this one:

                                                                                                          Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!

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                                                                                                            • Mediamix
                                                                                                              Dutch Webmaster!
                                                                                                              • Sep 2013
                                                                                                              • 3228
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by nico-t
                                                                                                              Hoe noem je een turkse vrouw op een fiets?








                                                                                                              SNORFIETS
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                                                                                                                • Mediamix
                                                                                                                  Dutch Webmaster!
                                                                                                                  • Sep 2013
                                                                                                                  • 3228
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by kane
                                                                                                                  Johnny comes home from school and says to his dad, "I have to write a report on the differences between potential and reality. Can you help me?" His dad thinks about it for a minute then says, "It's easier if I just show you the difference."

                                                                                                                  With that his dad tells him to go into the kitchen and ask his mom if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Johnny does as he is told. His mom thinks about it and says, "Well, I wouldn't want to cheat on your father, but that is life changing money. We could pay off all the bills and send all three of you kids to college and still have plenty left. So, for the good of the family, I think I would." Johnny returns to his father and tells him the answer.

                                                                                                                  His dad then tells him to go into his sisters room and ask her if she would sleep with Zac Efron for a million dollars. Without out hesitation she exclaims, "Hell yes!!!!" Johnny once again returns to the living room and reports to his dad.

                                                                                                                  His Dad tells Johnny to go ask his brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. A little shocked by the question, Johnny marches to his brother's room and asks the question. His brother responds, "I'm not gay and I don't think Tom is either, but that is a lot of money. I think I would so long as I knew that nobody would find out."

                                                                                                                  Once again Johnny returns to the living room and reports his findings. His dad thinks about it all for a second and says, "So, as you can see, potentially we're sitting on three million dollars, but in reality we're just living with two whores and a queer."
                                                                                                                  That was funny!
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                                                                                                                    • EddyTheDog
                                                                                                                      Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2011
                                                                                                                      • 25433
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Who is this 'Little Johnny' you all talk about?..

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                                                                                                                        • Mediamix
                                                                                                                          Dutch Webmaster!
                                                                                                                          • Sep 2013
                                                                                                                          • 3228
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by georgeyw
                                                                                                                          DVTimes




                                                                                                                          ..........


                                                                                                                          Please donate to your choice of charities


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                                                                                                                            • Colmike9
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                                                                                                                              • Dec 2011
                                                                                                                              • 7230
                                                                                                                              #32
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                                                                                                                                • Colmike9
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                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2011
                                                                                                                                  • 7230
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by SekobA
                                                                                                                                  I like this one:

                                                                                                                                  Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!
                                                                                                                                  Yo mamma so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone..
                                                                                                                                  Join the BEST cam affiliate program on the internet!
                                                                                                                                  I've referred over $1.7mil in spending this past year, you should join in.
                                                                                                                                  I make a lot more money in the medical field in a lab now, fuck you guys. Don't ask me to come back, but do join Chaturbate in my sig, it still makes bank without me touching shit for years..

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                                                                                                                                    • mineistaken
                                                                                                                                      See signature :)
                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                                      • 29656
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Mediamix
                                                                                                                                      Keep them coming!
                                                                                                                                      More than 1 entry per person allowed?

                                                                                                                                      The one who would posts 100 jokes would be very likely to win with so many entries

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                                                                                                                                        • tobe87
                                                                                                                                          Cougar Hunter
                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2011
                                                                                                                                          • 396
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by kane
                                                                                                                                          Johnny comes home from school and says to his dad, "I have to write a report on the differences between potential and reality. Can you help me?" His dad thinks about it for a minute then says, "It's easier if I just show you the difference."

                                                                                                                                          With that his dad tells him to go into the kitchen and ask his mom if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Johnny does as he is told. His mom thinks about it and says, "Well, I wouldn't want to cheat on your father, but that is life changing money. We could pay off all the bills and send all three of you kids to college and still have plenty left. So, for the good of the family, I think I would." Johnny returns to his father and tells him the answer.

                                                                                                                                          His dad then tells him to go into his sisters room and ask her if she would sleep with Zac Efron for a million dollars. Without out hesitation she exclaims, "Hell yes!!!!" Johnny once again returns to the living room and reports to his dad.

                                                                                                                                          His Dad tells Johnny to go ask his brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. A little shocked by the question, Johnny marches to his brother's room and asks the question. His brother responds, "I'm not gay and I don't think Tom is either, but that is a lot of money. I think I would so long as I knew that nobody would find out."

                                                                                                                                          Once again Johnny returns to the living room and reports his findings. His dad thinks about it all for a second and says, "So, as you can see, potentially we're sitting on three million dollars, but in reality we're just living with two whores and a queer."
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