What Do You Write In A 90 Year Old's Birthday Card?..
All my standard one liners seem inappropriate - Any ideas?....
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"Happy birthday baddog. Hope your shingles get better"I like turtles.Comment
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but seriously, depending on their sense of humour
"I may have Alzheimers but at least I don't have Alzheimers! Happy bday!"I like turtles.Comment
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depends on who they areTRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
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Allahu Akbar
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From one old Queen to another. Best wishes.Comment
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"Sorry you have to scroll so far down the menus on websites to choose your birth year."
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" I can't believe you're 90. You feel and act decades younger than you actually are. You must have been blessed with the spirit of someone half your age, Happy birthday!"Comment
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90 is the new 85Comment
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"that's not cake in your diaper!
happy 90th gramps!"Comment
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Congratulations on reaching this amazing milestone! Happy 90th birthday!Comment
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Been nice knowin' ya.
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Just give him a Pornhub giftcard with a "Better than Viagra" note
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Happy Birthday, Youre officially really fucking old.
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livin la vida loca¤´¨)
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Buy her an enamaComment
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wow how time flies. It seems like just yesterday that you were 89. Happy birthday!Comment
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Congrats 90 flabby cuntsHalf troll half amazing!Comment
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Bye...may you rest in peace.When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
In a few years
You will be tooComment
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do they like old school metal?
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