Rant !!!! The thieving fuckers at Christmas !!!!

[NatalieK]

FUCKING arseholes I'M GONNA FIND YOU!!!!!

I can't believe this has happened to me right on top of Christmas! I just got home to find all the windows wide open!! They've taken everything. it's all gone! I'm waiting for the police! The dirty rotten thieving bastards. What kind of sick minded person would do that to another person? You are not human. You are low life scum!!!!! That was my advent calendar and you had no right to open it and eat all my chocolates

[Coup]

I hope you filed a report with your local constabulary

[NatalieK]

I hope you filed a report with your local constabulary

Did you like the punch line?

[Coup]

Did you like the punch line?

The what?

[BIGTYMER]

Fucking porch pirates!

[redwhiteandblue]

Fucking porch pirates!

No, she didn't say she had a Porsche...

[Coup]

Well, in any case, I hope that you catch the criminals that perpetrated this crime. There's nothing worse than having your private living quarters violated like this.

[SIK]

Report it on twitter, I hear that is enough these days.

[DVTimes]

Gary (pretending to be Nat) was trying to make a joke.

He does not understand that advent calendars may not be used in all countries.

To explain, in the UK we have advent calendars running up to christmas. These are box like things that you open each day. Inside is often a sweet or something.

What Gary (pretending to be Nat) was trying to suggest in his 'joke' was that someone has opened the windows of his advent calendar and stolen the sweets.

[Coup]

A joke? That's pretty effed up OP. BURGLARY IS NO LAUGHING MATTER.

[BIGTYMER]

Gary (pretending to be Nat) was trying to make a joke.

He does not understand that advent calendars may not be used in all countries.

To explain, in the UK we have advent calendars running up to christmas. These are box like things that you open each day. Inside is often a sweet or something.

What Gary (pretending to be Nat) was trying to suggest in his 'joke' was that someone has opened the windows of his advent calendar and stolen the sweets.

[elliso]

Haven T U Got cams in Your Home!? if not check Ebay :-)

[ITraffic]

check your local craigslist for the stuff they stole.

[Coup]

Stop offering real advice everyone. Apparently this is all just some sort of sick joke.

[BIGTYMER]

I think a ban is in order!

[DVTimes]

I think a ban is in order!

Gary has been banned (I think 3 times now from gfy). He is pretending to be a girl called Nat (I think his wife).

So if you ban him, chances are he will just pretend to be someone else (probably his sister).

[SpicyM]

[redwhiteandblue]

Gary (pretending to be Nat) was trying to make a joke.

I don't think it is Gary pretending to be Natalie. Gary made even less sense than you do. Natalie's posts are at least coherent and spelled correctly. Unless he's running them through Google translate, retard->English?

[dyna mo]

move along GFYers, the only joke here is the op

[j3rkules]

Dvtimes, it was you?

[brassmonkey]

[SekobA]

Sorry but this is great story for a hot scene

[NatalieK]

why didn't anyone get the normal joke... it's not fucked up if you enjoy having a laugh, it's funny, read it....

read it properly!

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Advent_calendar

That was my advent calendar and you had no right to open it and eat all my chocolates

The windows, opened all my windows.. so I had all my chocolates eaten

[atom]

why didn't anyone get the normal joke... it's not fucked up if you enjoy having a laugh, it's funny, read it....

read it properly!

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Advent_calendar

That was my advent calendar and you had no right to open it and eat all my chocolates

The windows, opened all my windows.. so I had all my chocolates eaten

I got it, wasn't funny though

[NatalieK]

Another one.....

This one has to be a guy telling it, but it's very funny....


Becareful of 2 girls walking around near the shops in the local town center, they're asking guys for lifts when you come out of the store. Then one keeps you talking, rubbing your legs & flirting with you, flashing her tits. While the other steals your wallet!!!


If you go to the local shops & buy a wallet, you can get 2 for a tenner. I've been had by them 6 times this week & have bought 3 of these deals


When I read it first, I thought, stealing skanks.. Of course, the joke is, the guys going to be robbed so he gets felt up, I suppose a lot cheaper than using an escort

[NatalieK]

I got it, wasn't funny though

Our friend said it on FB this morning.. Gary & I are like, omg, let's send some money to help & stuff, then continued to read on & both laughed!

It's very funny, well, maybe if you got the part about "finding all my windows opened this morning!"

It's an obvious joke & an obviously very funny, read it back again

Funny starts at home, you can be happy or sad, fun or angry, one life, your choice

[The Porn Nerd]

I understand why Brits SAY 'arse' but why do they SPELL it out like that, arse? It's ASS. Is 'arse' even a word?

[dyna mo]

Our friend said it on FB this morning.. Gary & I are like, omg, let's send some money to help & stuff, then continued to read on & both laughed!

It's very funny, well, maybe if you got the part about "finding all my windows opened this morning!"

It's an obvious joke & an obviously very funny, read it back again

Funny starts at home, you can be happy or sad, fun or angry, one life, your choice

if you have to tell people it's funny, well, it's not funny. no offense. you thought it was funny and that was enough to start a thread about your being burglarized. i write funny shit here all day long that cracks me the fuck up, others, not so much. whoopie.

[DVTimes]

Another one.....

This one has to be a guy telling it, but it's very funny....


Becareful of 2 girls walking around near the shops in the local town center, they're asking guys for lifts when you come out of the store. Then one keeps you talking, rubbing your legs & flirting with you, flashing her tits. While the other steals your wallet!!!


If you go to the local shops & buy a wallet, you can get 2 for a tenner. I've been had by them 6 times this week & have bought 3 of these deals


When I read it first, I thought, stealing skanks.. Of course, the joke is, the guys going to be robbed so he gets felt up, I suppose a lot cheaper than using an escort

Not very funny Gary.

I know people who have been mugged.

Not something to joke about.

[AMDWarrior]

What a stupid fucking thread..

[redwhiteandblue]

I understand why Brits SAY 'arse' but why do they SPELL it out like that, arse? It's ASS. Is 'arse' even a word?

Because we say it how it's spelt. Arse. With an 'R'. An ass is a donkey to us.

[DVTimes]

Because we say it how it's spelt. Arse. With an 'R'. An ass is a donkey to us.

Though is Gary had done any research, he would have considered this before buying the domain name.

Thus he has made his site harder to sell outside the UK market.

Its an interesting marketing blunder.

[L-Pink]

Though is Gary had done any research, he would have considered this before buying the domain name.

Thus he has made his site harder to sell outside the UK market.

Its an interesting marketing blunder.

It's more than a blunder.

[TimS]

Wasn't funny but I understood it as I know what an "Advent Calendar" is.

[DVTimes]

It's more than a blunder.

Its a good lesson for us all, not to use 'local' slang words in domain names or text on a site.

It may even be the case that there are those in the UK who do not know what the slang word 'arse' means.

Arse can also be used as an insult. As in 'you are an arse'.

I presume Gary thought Arse rhymed with class.

By using Arse in his domain name has meant that it has narrowed the field from the world to in fact the UK, or at least those in the UK who know what 'arse' means.

[redwhiteandblue]

Though is Gary had done any research, he would have considered this before buying the domain name.

Thus he has made his site harder to sell outside the UK market.

Its an interesting marketing blunder.

Speaking of which, why is yours called such a daft name? It says the girls are all British but it doesn't sound like anything British. But what scares me is, it says on the tour "I shoot babes from nude to full sex. Somtimes I even join in"

[DVTimes]

Speaking of which, why is yours called such a daft name? It says the girls are all British but it doesn't sound like anything British. But what scares me is, it says on the tour "I shoot babes from nude to full sex. Somtimes I even join in"

True

1. The name is sort of meaningless. I did not want it to sound 'british' as I felt that was too polarizing. I felt that such a strange name could be more brandable than a generic name. Its clearly not good for google searches, but I felt it gives the site a sort or brand. A bit like Haagen-Dazs. Haagen-Dazs is in fact a USA firm but they opted for a swedish (I think its supposed to be swedish) name to give it more class.

2. I have been in a few shoots on my site.

[The Porn Nerd]

Because we say it how it's spelt. Arse. With an 'R'. An ass is a donkey to us.

The ONLY people who spell it that way are Brits. And even then, it's ASS. Arse is slang. Like a tosser, a punter, a git, etc etc.

"Ass with class" makes sense. "Arse with class" is fucking idiotic. Unless it's 'Arse With Clarse".

Oh why do I bother? LOL But here I go again:

True

1. The name is sort of meaningless. I did not want it to sound 'british' as I felt that was too polarizing. I felt that such a strange name could be more brandable than a generic name. Its clearly not good for google searches, but I felt it gives the site a sort or brand. A bit like Haagen-Dazs. Haagen-Dazs is in fact a USA firm but they opted for a swedish (I think its supposed to be swedish) name to give it more class.

2. I have been in a few shoots on my site.

Your site's name is insane. Made up words only work if they are memorable, not unpronounceable. LOL

Seriously, I am amazed either of these "webmasters" make a dime in Adult.

[redwhiteandblue]

The ONLY people who spell it that way are Brits. And even then, it's ASS. Arse is slang. Like a tosser, a punter, a git, etc etc.

"Ass with class" makes sense. "Arse with class" is fucking idiotic. Unless it's 'Arse With Clarse".

Oh why do I bother? LOL

Yes. I know. But seeing as we invented the English language, I think we maybe have the right to decide how we spell and pronounce the words that go in it. Anyone raised in the UK with English as their first language knows what an 'arse' is. But you're right, the site should have been called "Ass with Class" as we also accept the use of the word "ass" meaning "arse". Unless you're very posh, in which case you would pronounce it "ahhhhse". But somehow I don't think Gary and Natalie are that posh.

Actually I still get a lot of hits for chav porn, I wonder if I should put their site on that page...

[clickity click]

Its a good lesson for us all, not to use 'local' slang words in domain names or text on a site.

It may even be the case that there are those in the UK who do not know what the slang word 'arse' means.

Arse can also be used as an insult. As in 'you are an arse'.

I presume Gary thought Arse rhymed with class.

By using Arse in his domain name has meant that it has narrowed the field from the world to in fact the UK, or at least those in the UK who know what 'arse' means.

What as apposed to ass with class. No body could make that mistake.

[Zuzana Designs]

I got a Jehovah's Witness themed advent calender for Christmas.
I won't be opening any of the doors.

[j3rkules]

British humour...

[NatalieK]

I understand why Brits SAY 'arse' but why do they SPELL it out like that, arse? It's ASS. Is 'arse' even a word?

we don't say ass, we say arse, like capital R then say s not S

[NatalieK]

and to clear up, we say class, like c l ar se, it's clarssy not cl ass y... classy... arsewithclass.com ...

unless you come from up north, then it's ass with cl ass like grass & roof... listen to the way it's said in google

[NatalieK]

But somehow I don't think Gary and Natalie are that posh.

Actually I still get a lot of hits for chav porn, I wonder if I should put their site on that page...

welcomed to send your chav traffic to if it it works, however, we're not posh & snooty, but certainly have manners. I'd say we can be a posh couple when we are out having a glass of wine at one of the local restaurants as we do most weeks

We prefer wine, still or sparkling to a pint, that goes for Gary also

[NatalieK]

I got a Jehovah's Witness themed advent calender for Christmas.
I won't be opening any of the doors.

why not spend 10mins chatting, we always chat to people who knock on our door.. it's only nice & with your calendar, you'll have a nice surprise inside

[redwhiteandblue]

why not spend 10mins chatting, we always chat to people who knock on our door.. it's only nice & with your calendar, you'll have a nice surprise inside

[The Porn Nerd]

Yes. I know. But seeing as we invented the English language, I think we maybe have the right to decide how we spell and pronounce the words that go in it. Anyone raised in the UK with English as their first language knows what an 'arse' is. But you're right, the site should have been called "Ass with Class" as we also accept the use of the word "ass" meaning "arse". Unless you're very posh, in which case you would pronounce it "ahhhhse". But somehow I don't think Gary and Natalie are that posh.

Actually I still get a lot of hits for chav porn, I wonder if I should put their site on that page...

Granted - tho why you Brits call a truck a 'lorry' is beyond me; a 'lift' I get (elevator, it lifts you up duh) but a 'flat' as an apartment? What if you live in a duplex? LOL Crazy.....

But I digress. My point: you do not spell 'class' c-l-a-r-s-e' do you? We are not discussing phonetics here.

Game/set/match The Porn Nerd! Crowd goes wild.

[NatalieK]

if you have to tell people it's funny, well, it's not funny. no offense. you thought it was funny and that was enough to start a thread about your being burglarized. i write funny shit here all day long that cracks me the fuck up, others, not so much. whoopie.

exactly, some people find humour in somethings that others don't.

for the record, we've been burgled in the past.. Lucky we had home insurance, alas our photos that were taken were missing for ever

I think this gives me a right to make joke of all my calendar window being opened & all the chocolate goodies gone

[DVTimes]

Granted - tho why you Brits call a truck a 'lorry' is beyond me; a 'lift' I get (elevator, it lifts you up duh) but a 'flat' as an apartment? What if you live in a duplex? LOL Crazy.....

But I digress. My point: you do not spell 'class' c-l-a-r-s-e' do you? We are not discussing phonetics here.

Game/set/match The Porn Nerd! Crowd goes wild.

Duplex? Is that not a child's toy made by lego?

Its a flat, as you live in a flat (no second floor). So its a block of flats.

Yes its a lorry.

But what is a duplex?

Edit:

I looked up what a duplex is. Its just a flat on top of another flat. So you would say I live at the top flat, or the bottom flat. Simples.