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  • Va2k
    I’m still alive barley.
    • Oct 2001
    • 10060

    #51
    Don't even know about her!

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    • MetaMan
      I AM WEB 2.0
      • Jan 2003
      • 28682

      #52
      Majority of American women are pigs. I'm normally disgusted when walking through the super market.

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      • BoomBoomBenoit
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2003
        • 204

        #53
        if selling porn has taught me one thing, it's no one is "fugly". There are so many people with so many different tastes and different motivations that EVERYONE is doable in some way.

        Mickey had it right, she may not be his cup of tea but I definitely think she's someones. The trick imo is to find the right market!

        skype: boomboombenoit

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        • MakeMeGrrrrowl
          Grrrrrrrrr
          • Oct 2002
          • 4986

          #54
          Originally posted by MetaMan
          Majority of American women are pigs. I'm normally disgusted when walking through the super market.
          Then on behalf of all women, do us a favor, stay the fuck home and starve.

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          • The Porn Nerd
            Living The Dream
            • Jun 2009
            • 19787

            #55
            I would fuck her - but I would close my eyes and pretend she's Whitney Cummings.
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            • dyna mo
              just a fucking jerk
              • Dec 2008
              • 68184

              #56
              Originally posted by MarkPrince

              You have to pay to get laid? Aw man... sorry.

              Brains = sexy. And I think she's pretty smart.

              the simple fact is it's stupid for a porn slut to try and insult porners for paying for kinky hot chick banging.




              but hey, pseudo-intellectualism is your thing. how elite.

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              • rhon23
                Rebel Girl
                • Jun 2003
                • 3274

                #57
                fuck yeah go Amy!

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                • MetaMan
                  I AM WEB 2.0
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 28682

                  #58
                  Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                  Then on behalf of all women, do us a favor, stay the fuck home and starve.
                  European women take care of themselves. American women are pigs. It has nothing to do with starving. I never got that point from fat women. Because you eat like a pig and don't respect yourself other people must "starve" themselves?

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                  • J. Falcon
                    www.AdultCopywriters.com
                    • May 2006
                    • 31645

                    #59
                    No thanks.
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                    • The Porn Nerd
                      Living The Dream
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 19787

                      #60
                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                      European women take care of themselves. American women are pigs. It has nothing to do with starving. I never got that point from fat women. Because you eat like a pig and don't respect yourself other people must "starve" themselves?
                      I just spent almost two months in Europe (Holland, Germany, Czech Republic) and you are 100% correct. While I did see the rare "chubby" girl for the most part they were overwhelmingly spectacularly beautiful and in shape. When I got home to America and New Jersey I felt like I was back in a sea of whales. Unbelievable how shlumpy and fat and slobby most American girls are! Even the hot ones are all....too much (makeup, attitude, tacky bling).

                      American women have two styles: slob and slut.
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                      • $money$
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Nov 2015
                        • 1416

                        #61
                        Originally posted by MetaMan
                        Majority of American women are pigs. I'm normally disgusted when walking through the super market.

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                        • Choopa Phil
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 3965

                          #62
                          Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                          I just spent almost two months in Europe (Holland, Germany, Czech Republic) and you are 100% correct. While I did see the rare "chubby" girl for the most part they were overwhelmingly spectacularly beautiful and in shape. When I got home to America and New Jersey I felt like I was back in a sea of whales. Unbelievable how shlumpy and fat and slobby most American girls are! Even the hot ones are all....too much (makeup, attitude, tacky bling).

                          American women have two styles: slob and slut.
                          Depends on where in Jersey...Central and Northern...more in shape. Southern...not so much.
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                          • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                            Grrrrrrrrr
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 4986

                            #63
                            Originally posted by MetaMan
                            European women take care of themselves. American women are pigs. It has nothing to do with starving. I never got that point from fat women. Because you eat like a pig and don't respect yourself other people must "starve" themselves?
                            I was saying stay home and starve in the sense that you don't need to go to the grocery store and see what grosses you out, sooo you wont be able to buy food? Got it Pal?

                            But hey, just do us American women an even bigger favor, stay in whatever country you're from where the women probably are equally annoyed with you.

                            You're a real winner. I'll tell ya.

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                            • CaptainHowdy
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 94735

                              #64
                              Posting that should be a bannable offense ...

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                              • The Porn Nerd
                                Living The Dream
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 19787

                                #65
                                Originally posted by Choopa Phil
                                Depends on where in Jersey...Central and Northern...more in shape. Southern...not so much.
                                Very true.

                                In some sense I actualy do not blame US women. It IS the food we eat here in America, stuffed with chemicals and GMO and just terrible. Plus we've been trained to think comfortable is a higher value than beauty since beauty was always the thing that kept women from being taken seriously by men. European women embrace femininity more and adhere to a more old-fashioned sense of gender roles.

                                But still I object to so many (not all) US women seeming to just not give a fuck about how they look. LOL

                                PS to the GFY ladies: the above includes slobby pig American MEN too.
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                                • Choopa Phil
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                                  • Apr 2009
                                  • 3965

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                  Very true.

                                  In some sense I actualy do not blame US women. It IS the food we eat here in America, stuffed with chemicals and GMO and just terrible. Plus we've been trained to think comfortable is a higher value than beauty since beauty was always the thing that kept women from being taken seriously by men. European women embrace femininity more and adhere to a more old-fashioned sense of gender roles.

                                  But still I object to so many (not all) US women seeming to just not give a fuck about how they look. LOL

                                  PS to the GFY ladies: the above includes slobby pig American MEN too.
                                  It's not only the quality of the food it's also the portion size. I will not date a woman who is not into health/fitness. Its ingrained in me and it's a wonderful way to live. I'm 30 years old - Never had a cavity, broken bone, or major health issue...knock on wood. I believe that most of that stems from a balanced diet and leading an active life style. It's not always about whats on the outside but whats on the inside too!
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                                  • Magnetron
                                    Lord High Groundhog
                                    • Jun 2013
                                    • 1841

                                    #67
                                    That women have dealings with some of the men here is mind blowing.
                                    .
                                    Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....."
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                                    you stood for
                                    ever before the window saying
                                    nothing

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                                    • j3rkules
                                      VIP
                                      • Jul 2013
                                      • 22111

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                      I just spent almost two months in Europe (Holland, Germany, Czech Republic) and you are 100% correct. While I did see the rare "chubby" girl for the most part they were overwhelmingly spectacularly beautiful and in shape. When I got home to America and New Jersey I felt like I was back in a sea of whales. Unbelievable how shlumpy and fat and slobby most American girls are! Even the hot ones are all....too much (makeup, attitude, tacky bling).

                                      American women have two styles: slob and slut.
                                      Could not agree more with that.

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                                      • 2MuchMark
                                        Mark of 2Much.net
                                        • Aug 2004
                                        • 50981

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by dyna mo
                                        the simple fact is it's stupid for a porn slut to try and insult porners for paying for kinky hot chick banging.
                                        but hey, pseudo-intellectualism is your thing. how elite.
                                        Sorry Dyna, but your latest word-salad here is un-tossable. What???

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                                        • Choopa Phil
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2009
                                          • 3965

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                          Sorry Dyna, but your latest word-salad here is un-tossable. What???
                                          Hes saying its dumb for people to comment about others paying for sex on a porn forum. AKA shes a hypocrite
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                                          • dyna mo
                                            just a fucking jerk
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 68184

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                            Sorry Dyna, but your latest word-salad here is un-tossable. What???
                                            that's why back when i used to deal with you, i kept it simple, basic cuss words you comprehend, a complete sentence, not so much.

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                                            • dyna mo
                                              just a fucking jerk
                                              • Dec 2008
                                              • 68184

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by Choopa Phil
                                              Hes saying its dumb for people to comment about others paying for sex on a porn forum. AKA shes a hypocrite
                                              in particular, a porn chick who gets paid for a sex website.

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                                              • The Porn Nerd
                                                Living The Dream
                                                • Jun 2009
                                                • 19787

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by Choopa Phil
                                                It's not only the quality of the food it's also the portion size. I will not date a woman who is not into health/fitness. Its ingrained in me and it's a wonderful way to live. I'm 30 years old - Never had a cavity, broken bone, or major health issue...knock on wood. I believe that most of that stems from a balanced diet and leading an active life style. It's not always about whats on the outside but whats on the inside too!
                                                Yes I forgot portion size!! Out in New Jersey when I order takeout from an Italian place I get SO MUCH FOOD it's really embarrassing. Smothered in cheese, tons of pasta, entire loaf of bread...it's unbelievable. Of course most people make 2-3 meals out of it but still the portions are gigantic. Throw in $1 menus at fast food places, too.
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                                                • 2MuchMark
                                                  Mark of 2Much.net
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 50981

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by Choopa Phil
                                                  Hes saying its dumb for people to comment about others paying for sex on a porn forum. AKA shes a hypocrite
                                                  That's what I thought. I wasn't sure if he was really saying that, here on an adult forum, where women in porn might read it. Thanks for clarifying.

                                                  Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                  that's why back when i used to deal with you, i kept it simple, basic cuss words you comprehend, a complete sentence, not so much.
                                                  Okalee-doakalee.


                                                  Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                  in particular, a porn chick who gets paid for a sex website.
                                                  Sorry - just had to quote you. You hate women more than I thought.

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                                                  • dyna mo
                                                    just a fucking jerk
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 68184

                                                    #75
                                                    not 1 single fuck given what you think i think about women.

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                                                    • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                      Grrrrrrrrr
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 4986

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by Choopa Phil
                                                      Hes saying its dumb for people to comment about others paying for sex on a porn forum. AKA shes a hypocrite
                                                      Who is the she?

                                                      I got lost somehow?

                                                      He was talking to Mark, no?

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                                                      • Ferus
                                                        Bye - Left to do stuff
                                                        • Feb 2013
                                                        • 4108

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                        I was saying stay home and starve in the sense that you don't need to go to the grocery store and see what grosses you out, sooo you wont be able to buy food? Got it Pal?

                                                        But hey, just do us American women an even bigger favor, stay in whatever country you're from where the women probably are equally annoyed with you.

                                                        You're a real winner. I'll tell ya.
                                                        Let me guess... you are fat?

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                                                        • sandman!
                                                          Icq: 14420613
                                                          • Mar 2001
                                                          • 15431

                                                          #78


                                                          Originally posted by jerkules
                                                          If I wanted to see slightly chubby, unattractive, scantily dressed women, I would head to WalMart. So no thanks.
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                                                          • EddyTheDog
                                                            Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                            • Jan 2011
                                                            • 25433

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by Ferus
                                                            Let me guess... you are fat?
                                                            You are a tosser...

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                                                            • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                              Grrrrrrrrr
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 4986

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by Ferus
                                                              Let me guess... you are fat?
                                                              Like a tub of fucking lard.

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                                                              • MaDalton
                                                                I am Amazing Content!
                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                • 39861

                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                Like a tub of fucking lard.
                                                                you bored?
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                                                                • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                  Grrrrrrrrr
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 4986

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                  you bored?
                                                                  Never that.

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                                                                  • The Porn Nerd
                                                                    Living The Dream
                                                                    • Jun 2009
                                                                    • 19787

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                    Never that.
                                                                    No he's actually interested.
                                                                    It's amazing what Germans can do with lard.

                                                                    :D
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                                                                    • 2MuchMark
                                                                      Mark of 2Much.net
                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 50981

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                      not 1 single fuck given what you think i think about women.
                                                                      That's ok. All I wanted to do was make 100% sure I read you correctly.

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                                                                      • 420
                                                                        cuck
                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                        • 11571

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                        I'm no photographer but that looks like a really bad shot - Why have her twisted like that? - It must be the worst thing to do with a bigger girl...

                                                                        I hope that's the pic they are using.....
                                                                        It seems to me like a deliberately unflattering pose. Why else should she be hunched over with her leg stock out like that. Those belly folds are probably made with tape.
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                                                                        • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                          Grrrrrrrrr
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 4986

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                                                          No he's actually interested.
                                                                          It's amazing what Germans can do with lard.

                                                                          :D
                                                                          I'm scared to know. Don't ask don't tell policy.

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                                                                          • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                            Grrrrrrrrr
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 4986

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by 420
                                                                            It seems to me like a deliberately unflattering pose. Why else should she be hunched over with her leg stock out like that. Those belly folds are probably made with tape.
                                                                            I think they're made with fat babes, but she's obviously not trying to suck em up.

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                                                                            • izombie
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Sep 2013
                                                                              • 346

                                                                              #88
                                                                              Ya'll are idiots I would totally fuck her and she's funny as hell, you know she has to be a total freak in bed.
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                                                                              • Si
                                                                                Such Fun!
                                                                                • Feb 2008
                                                                                • 13900

                                                                                #89
                                                                                I didn't know they produced a live-action Miss Piggy biopic.

                                                                                Disgusting = Funny I guess.

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                                                                                • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                                  Grrrrrrrrr
                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 4986

                                                                                  #90

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                                                                                  • EddyTheDog
                                                                                    Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                                                    • Jan 2011
                                                                                    • 25433

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    Originally posted by 420
                                                                                    It seems to me like a deliberately unflattering pose. Why else should she be hunched over with her leg stock out like that. Those belly folds are probably made with tape.

                                                                                    OK - So it was Americans doing irony - That's why I missed it...

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                                                                                    • pornsprite
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2009
                                                                                      • 1643

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      She is attractive enough to lay with easily
                                                                                      Go Fuck Yourself

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                                                                                      • adultchatpay
                                                                                        Let's Make Money
                                                                                        • Dec 2008
                                                                                        • 8785

                                                                                        #93
                                                                                        I expected a nice nudity but what the hell was that pose?

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                                                                                        • davidclickpapa
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                                                                                          • May 2015
                                                                                          • 983

                                                                                          #94
                                                                                          she's funny and all but she really looks like the worst type of soccer moms
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                                                                                            • Apr 2010
                                                                                            • 9931

                                                                                            #95
                                                                                            I want to lick all her knooks and crannies

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                                                                                            • MetaMan
                                                                                              I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                              • 28682

                                                                                              #96
                                                                                              Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                                              I was saying stay home and starve in the sense that you don't need to go to the grocery store and see what grosses you out, sooo you wont be able to buy food? Got it Pal?

                                                                                              But hey, just do us American women an even bigger favor, stay in whatever country you're from where the women probably are equally annoyed with you.

                                                                                              You're a real winner. I'll tell ya.
                                                                                              Yes it grosses me out knowing tax dollars are being spent to fund some lard asses diabetic medication as they are stocking their cart with tubs of ice cream.

                                                                                              No, when I go to America I don't have to congregate with the pack of wild pigs that are American women. To much media, to many tubs of ice cream, to much feminism, not enough exercise. No thank you.

                                                                                              It is just the truth. Go to multiple European countries. Look at the women there. Compare them to American women then come back and tell me I'm wrong. Reality hurts.

                                                                                              Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                                                                              I just spent almost two months in Europe (Holland, Germany, Czech Republic) and you are 100% correct. While I did see the rare "chubby" girl for the most part they were overwhelmingly spectacularly beautiful and in shape. When I got home to America and New Jersey I felt like I was back in a sea of whales. Unbelievable how shlumpy and fat and slobby most American girls are! Even the hot ones are all....too much (makeup, attitude, tacky bling).

                                                                                              American women have two styles: slob and slut.
                                                                                              American women are pigs. European women for the majority take care of themselves. It is important for them to carry themselves in a certain manner. It's part of their culture to eat right, walk and be active.

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                                                                                              • dyna mo
                                                                                                just a fucking jerk
                                                                                                • Dec 2008
                                                                                                • 68184

                                                                                                #97
                                                                                                Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                                                                                That's ok. All I wanted to do was make 100% sure I read you correctly.
                                                                                                and you're myopic enough to think your simple post makes it fact.




                                                                                                and btw captain save a ho, the porn slut you're trying to save here doesn't give 1 single fuck either.

                                                                                                but again, myopic you.

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                                                                                                • CamTraffic
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                                                                  • 6538

                                                                                                  #98
                                                                                                  I d rather date her than a Skinny Hollywood bitch with no brains
                                                                                                  At least she's hilarious and i love me a little meat on the bones. Very sexy
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                                                                                                  • Choopa Phil
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Apr 2009
                                                                                                    • 3965

                                                                                                    #99
                                                                                                    Some super low standards on this board haha. When you have to talk about how smart she is to make up for her lack of aesthetics then you know she ugly!
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                                                                                                    • dyna mo
                                                                                                      just a fucking jerk
                                                                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                                                                      • 68184

                                                                                                      #100
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Choopa Phil
                                                                                                      Some super low standards on this board haha. When you have to talk about how smart she is to make up for her lack of aesthetics then you know she ugly!


                                                                                                      no shit right? the funniest part though is the need to make-up the notion that she's smart.

                                                                                                      she's smart because she tells fart jokes? riiiiiiiiiight, that's a ********** level thought process.

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