Amy Schumer Nude

**The Porn Nerd** · 12-01-2015, 12:12 PM

I seriously did not need to see that shit. I was hoping it was a celeb fake (questionable even then).

She looks EXACTLY as fugly as I thought she would look naked.

**j3rkules** · 12-01-2015, 12:14 PM

If I wanted to see slightly chubby, unattractive, scantily dressed women, I would head to WalMart. So no thanks.

**PR_Chris** · 12-01-2015, 12:15 PM

**georgeyw** · 12-01-2015, 12:24 PM

I really am not a fan of her work, clothed / nude / movie / comedy.

**Busty2** · 12-01-2015, 12:26 PM

Huge chub of lard

**NETbilling** · 12-01-2015, 12:27 PM

yucky poo-poo

**DVTimes** · 12-01-2015, 12:29 PM

I think she is well sexy.

**Paul&John** · 12-01-2015, 12:30 PM

fugly...

**Mickey_** · 12-01-2015, 12:44 PM

Not my cup of tea (and clearly, that was never her intention with doing this ;) ), but before you dismiss her, skim through her material, she's funny:

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**420** · 12-01-2015, 12:45 PM

**Relentless** · 12-01-2015, 12:48 PM

That is not nude.

**$money$** · 12-01-2015, 12:49 PM

**Scott McD** · 12-01-2015, 01:00 PM

Ewww.....

**The Porn Nerd** · 12-01-2015, 01:02 PM

Originally posted by 420

Exactly.

**2MuchMark** · 12-01-2015, 01:04 PM

Yikes! You guys need to give her a second chance. Sure she has a few pounds on her, but she is really actually fucking cute, pretty smart, and she's pretty funny too in my opinion.

Would hit.

**nico-t** · 12-01-2015, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by $money$

**$money$** · 12-01-2015, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by MarkPrince

Yikes! You guys need to give her a second chance. Sure she has a few pounds on her, but she is really actually fucking cute, pretty smart, and she's pretty funny too in my opinion.

Would hit.

Stalker..

**Ferus** · 12-01-2015, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by MarkPrince

Yikes! You guys need to give her a second chance. Sure she has a few pounds on her, but she is really actually fucking cute, pretty smart, and she's pretty funny too in my opinion.

Would hit.

Yeah. I would say she is cute/above average. Not steaming hot, just cute

**Rob** · 12-01-2015, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by georgeyw

I really am not a fan of her work, clothed / nude / movie / comedy.

This.

**Choopa Phil** · 12-01-2015, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by MarkPrince

Yikes! You guys need to give her a second chance. Sure she has a few pounds on her, but she is really actually fucking cute, pretty smart, and she's pretty funny too in my opinion.

She is cute...with clothes on.

**kkkkkk** · 12-01-2015, 01:58 PM

Did they make it black and white to make her look more like the holocaust or less?

**The Porn Nerd** · 12-01-2015, 02:12 PM

I would not fuck Amy Schumer with Mark Prince's dick.

**dyna mo** · 12-01-2015, 02:19 PM

is Pirelli selling truck tires now?

**Best-In-BC** · 12-01-2015, 02:24 PM

Originally posted by Rob

**Bryan G** · 12-01-2015, 03:18 PM

Funny webmasters ripping on her. She did not do this to be "sexy" but I'd love to see some of you fat fucks do the same. 95% of GFYers refuse to show what they really look like.

**L-Pink** · 12-01-2015, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by Bryan G

Funny webmasters ripping on her. She did not do this to be "sexy" but I'd love to see some of you fat fucks do the same. 95% of GFYers refuse to show what they really look like.

95% don't show faces yet alone their body's.

**Spunky** · 12-01-2015, 04:27 PM

I'd still throw the bone in her

**BellaSinns** · 12-01-2015, 05:04 PM

This from a bunch of guys who have to pay hot girls to fuck them... bahaha

**The Porn Nerd** · 12-01-2015, 05:08 PM

Originally posted by BellaSinns

This from a bunch of guys who have to pay hot girls to fuck them... bahaha

Yup....and I wouldn't give you $3.50 for Amy Schumer.

**2MuchMark** · 12-01-2015, 05:09 PM

Originally posted by Bryan G

Funny webmasters ripping on her. She did not do this to be "sexy" but I'd love to see some of you fat fucks do the same. 95% of GFYers refuse to show what they really look like.

Originally posted by L-Pink

95% don't show faces yet alone their body's.

Originally posted by Spunky

I'd still throw the bone in her

Me first!

Originally posted by BellaSinns

This from a bunch of guys who have to pay hot girls to fuck them... bahaha

**SomeCreep** · 12-01-2015, 08:15 PM

Originally posted by PR_Chris

**georgeyw** · 12-01-2015, 08:21 PM

Originally posted by MarkPrince

Yikes! You guys need to give her a second chance. Sure she has a few pounds on her, but she is really actually fucking cute, pretty smart, and she's pretty funny too in my opinion.

Would hit.

I have a selection of bats to use for said hit

**dyna mo** · 12-01-2015, 08:23 PM

Originally posted by BellaSinns

This from a bunch of guys who have to pay hot girls to fuck them... bahaha

this is porn, people pay for sex here.

and i pay to see amy shumer put on a show telling jokes, not to put a cucumber up her ass and lick my butthole.

**Horatio Caine** · 12-01-2015, 08:30 PM

I'd take that over any bony ass bimbo. At least she is someone to talk with.

**EddyTheDog** · 12-01-2015, 09:08 PM

I'm no photographer but that looks like a really bad shot - Why have her twisted like that? - It must be the worst thing to do with a bigger girl...

I hope that's the pic they are using.....

**Horatio Caine** · 12-01-2015, 09:29 PM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

I'm no photographer but that looks like a really bad shot - Why have her twisted like that? - It must be the worst thing to do with a bigger girl...

I hope that's the pic they are using.....

Do you have any idea who Amy Schumer is and what her act is?

**EddyTheDog** · 12-01-2015, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by Horatio Caine

Do you have any idea who Amy Schumer is and what her act is?

I saw some comedy she was in - Pretty blue but I didn't like it...

I think it was her anyway.....

**EddyTheDog** · 12-01-2015, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

I'm no photographer but that looks like a really bad shot - Why have her twisted like that? - It must be the worst thing to do with a bigger girl...

I hope that's the pic they are using.....

I meant to say 'not' the pic they are using...

**nico-t** · 12-02-2015, 01:57 AM

Well i'd hit it, she doesn't look that bad.

off topic: some of her sketches on her comedy central show are pretty funny. And that's unique for a woman. Others are horrible, its a hit and miss show.

Thought that movie would be the same... wrong. It turned out to be a cookie cutter romantic comedy

**PR_Glen** · 12-02-2015, 06:51 AM

Originally posted by Bryan G

Funny webmasters ripping on her. She did not do this to be "sexy" but I'd love to see some of you fat fucks do the same. 95% of GFYers refuse to show what they really look like.

i agree with your point but showing your face around here when a good 65% of this board now is made up of people with serious social/psychological problems and even psychotic tendencies doesn't fit into most peoples life strategy i would think...

**CDSmith** · 12-02-2015, 07:38 AM

I don't mind a little belly pooch on the ladies. I think she'd be a riot in bed.

Would definitely hit.

**kkkkkk** · 12-02-2015, 07:56 AM

Originally posted by PR_Glen

now

It's always been the case.

**MakeMeGrrrrowl** · 12-02-2015, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by dyna mo

this is porn, people pay for sex here.

put a cucumber up her ass and lick my butthole.

So, this is what you spend your money on. You are kinkier than I thought. I like it.

**dyna mo** · 12-02-2015, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

So, this is what you spend your money on. You are kinkier than I thought. I like it.

well, that and weed and guitar shiz.

**DamnSexy** · 12-02-2015, 08:37 AM

Originally posted by Bryan G

I'd love to see some of you fat fucks do the same.

Thanks for sharing your fantasy with us

**MakeMeGrrrrowl** · 12-02-2015, 09:00 AM

Originally posted by Bryan G

I'd love to see some of you fat fucks do the same.

Hmmm porn would be dead if that was the case, especially since most of them likely don't get laid.

Let's keep the models in front of the camera and 95% of GFYers behind the computer where they belong. =)

**dyna mo** · 12-02-2015, 09:01 AM

Originally posted by DamnSexy

Thanks for sharing your fantasy with us

**2MuchMark** · 12-02-2015, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by $money$

Stalker..

Shhhh!!!

Originally posted by The Porn Nerd

I would not fuck Amy Schumer with Mark Prince's dick.

I wish you would! That would double my chances..!

Originally posted by dyna mo

this is porn, people pay for sex here.

You have to pay to get laid? Aw man... sorry.

Originally posted by Horatio Caine

... At least she is someone to talk with.

My thinking too. To me, Brains = sexy. And I think she's pretty smart.

**LeRoy** · 12-02-2015, 09:37 AM

Not the best myspace angle but I get it.

anywho, I would totally do it and brag about it! That's just me

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