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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38945

    #1

    Do you shout loudly when you pee?

    I dont mean scream in pain or anything stupid, but just a big old loud 'Oh Yeah' (Like the cool aid jug) as you begin to flow?

    I've been doing it for years. Help me prove my doctor wrong by letting me know its perfectly normal behaviour and that you do it too !

    Thanks guys


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  • OldJeff
    Big Fucking hahahaha
    • Feb 2003
    • 2490

    #2


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    • OldJeff
      Big Fucking hahahaha
      • Feb 2003
      • 2490

      #3
      I suck at the youtube
      "As pornographers we must act responsibly! ;))"- Nickatilynx

      I might be Old and Tired, but at least I don't support a whiney cunt

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      • CurrentlySober
        Too lazy to wipe my ass
        • Aug 2002
        • 38945

        #4


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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38945

          #5
          Originally posted by OldJeff


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          • shake
            frc
            • Jul 2003
            • 4663

            #6
            Only if there's nobody home.
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            • kkkkkk
              svp get banned svp
              • Dec 2005
              • 1628

              #7
              Occasionally!

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              • ilnjscb
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2009
                • 8973

                #8
                at the top of my lungs, I sing the whole song "I've got a feelin'" by the Beatles - both the John Lennon part and the Paul McCartney part

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                • LetterTwenty7
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                  • Feb 2015
                  • 1825

                  #9
                  Pee?! You mean poop?
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                  • CurrentlySober
                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 38945

                    #10
                    Originally posted by LetterTwenty7
                    Pee?! You mean poop?
                    I'm expanding my horizons...


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                    • CurrentlySober
                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 38945

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ilnjscb
                      at the top of my lungs, I sing the whole song "I've got a feelin'" by the Beatles - both the John Lennon part and the Paul McCartney part



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                      • CaptainHowdy
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 94733

                        #12
                        I'm still a young man ...

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                        • redwhiteandblue
                          Bollocks
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 2793

                          #13
                          I pee loudly when I shout, does that count?
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                          • EddyTheDog
                            Just Doing My Own Thing
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 25433

                            #14
                            If I am really dehydrated and that really dark stuff comes out it can feel like an orgasm...

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                            • beerptrol
                              Confirmed Asshole
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 12722

                              #15
                              I don't shout but I usually say "oh yeah! I'm making some Old Milwaukee <Coors, any light beer> beer" followed by a fart or two
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                              • VSKevin
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2013
                                • 885

                                #16
                                If I've been holding it WAAAAY too long, I usually let out a huge moan of relief... something along the lines of "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD YES!"
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                                • redwhiteandblue
                                  Bollocks
                                  • Jun 2007
                                  • 2793

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                  If I am really dehydrated and that really dark stuff comes out it can feel like an orgasm...
                                  You're doing it wrong.
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                                  • ruff
                                    I have a plan B
                                    • Aug 2004
                                    • 5507

                                    #18
                                    I can piss or I can yell, but I can't do both without pissing all over everything.
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                                    • EddyTheDog
                                      Just Doing My Own Thing
                                      • Jan 2011
                                      • 25433

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by redwhiteandblue
                                      You're doing it wrong.
                                      I'm 44 years old - I think I know how to piss...

                                      I open the window, stick my ass out, tuck my cock between my legs and go - Just like everyone else.....

                                      It's funny you should mention it though - The guy in the apartment under me keeps telling me I am doing it wrong as well - He's an idiot though, if he sits on the balcony at toilet time what does he expect?..

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                                      • clickity click
                                        So Fecking Bummed
                                        • Aug 2014
                                        • 3682

                                        #20
                                        Unfortunately I have a rare condition where I pass out when I piss so I can't actually shout loudly.
                                        It's a really annoying and unfortunate condition which means I need to carry spare clothes with me everywhere as I normally pass out and continue to piss everywhere.

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                                        • CurrentlySober
                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 38945

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by redwhiteandblue
                                          I pee loudly when I shout, does that count?
                                          Hullo stranger

                                          Long time no see - Hows it hangin' ?


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                                          • clickity click
                                            So Fecking Bummed
                                            • Aug 2014
                                            • 3682

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                            I'm 44 years old - I think I know how to piss...

                                            I open the window, stick my ass out, tuck my cock between my legs and go - Just like everyone else.....

                                            It's funny you should mention it though - The guy in the apartment under me keeps telling me I am doing it wrong as well - He's an idiot though, if he sits on the balcony at toilet time what does he expect?..
                                            Why do you tuck your cock between your legs? Why not just stick your dick out of the window?

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                                            • EddyTheDog
                                              Just Doing My Own Thing
                                              • Jan 2011
                                              • 25433

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by clickity click
                                              Unfortunately I have a rare condition where I pass out when I piss so I can't actually shout loudly.
                                              It's a really annoying and unfortunate condition which means I need to carry spare clothes with me everywhere as I normally pass out and continue to piss everywhere.
                                              Take pics - One mans 'unfortunate condition' is another mans content...

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                                              • EddyTheDog
                                                Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                • Jan 2011
                                                • 25433

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by clickity click
                                                Why do you tuck your cock between your legs? Why not just stick your dick out of the window?
                                                That would look silly...

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                                                • redwhiteandblue
                                                  Bollocks
                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                  • 2793

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                  Hullo stranger

                                                  Long time no see - Hows it hangin' ?
                                                  Hey mate!

                                                  It's hanging slightly to the left these days....too much self abuse probably.

                                                  We should catch up sometime.
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                                                  • clickity click
                                                    So Fecking Bummed
                                                    • Aug 2014
                                                    • 3682

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                    That would look silly...
                                                    It would give those on the no. 42 bus something to look at (if they have binoculars with them).

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                                                    • adultchatpay
                                                      Let's Make Money
                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                      • 8785

                                                      #27
                                                      No, i just shake it up.

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                                                      • CurrentlySober
                                                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                        • Aug 2002
                                                        • 38945

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                        Take pics - One mans 'unfortunate condition' is another mans content...
                                                        Or incontinence...


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                                                        • CurrentlySober
                                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 38945

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by redwhiteandblue
                                                          Hey mate!

                                                          It's hanging slightly to the left these days....too much self abuse probably.

                                                          We should catch up sometime.
                                                          Yup - If I ever get out of Devon for a bit



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                                                          • SBJ
                                                            So Fucking Fabulous
                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                            • 11387

                                                            #30
                                                            Only when I'm drinking.. I learned long ago that if you pee too early in the night when drinking you will be peeing all night.

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                                                            • davidclickpapa
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                                                              • May 2015
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                                                              #31
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                                                              • Busty2
                                                                Member since 1999
                                                                • Dec 2007
                                                                • 7202

                                                                #32
                                                                I pee when someone shouts loudly at me, does that count ?

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