Amazon boss Jeff Bezos sends a huge dildo into space

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  • DVTimes
    xxx
    • Jun 2003
    • 31658

    #1

    Amazon boss Jeff Bezos sends a huge dildo into space

    Amazon boss Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin beats Elon Musk to land reusable rocket in Texas | Daily Mail Online
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  • crockett
    in a van by the river
    • May 2003
    • 76818

    #2
    Out of all the mergers in the world that could happen.. The Virgin space program the Amazon guy and Musk should join forces and get our asses into space, onto Mars and beyond.. These guys could revolutionize the ability to put humans into space on a much faster time frame if they would work together..

    Much faster than any govt space program..
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    • lagwagon
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 8464

      #3
      Pretty awesome

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      • JFK
        FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
        • Jan 2002
        • 67373

        #4
        How far up did Musk Go ?


        This one "reached a suborbital altitude of 62 miles (100 km) and landed back at the launch site eight minutes later.

        In suborbital spaceflight, rockets are not traveling fast enough to reach the speed required to counter the pull of Earth's gravity."

        that could make all the difference

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        • TheSquealer
          Mayor of Thneedville
          • Oct 2004
          • 26172

          #5
          Gonna just go ahead and wait for CyberSEO to confirm that Russia is better at everything and this tech was stolen from Putin.
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          • Ribbet Hog
            Access.
            • Jan 2015
            • 1162

            #6
            Nasa had a base some where around japan when a new space rocket comunity share all chairity was set up in the year 2000. The fund was fied by several contributers even by the good folks of king james bible contributed. This was the point where japan stated it was going to enter space because it was restriucted untill that point. They blasted 3 rockets pointed at 3 seperate positions with Disrict Athority (DA - Dissis' and Asses') techenoldgy wih unknown to me what knowladge but the intent was to claim property for the person who set up the fund and started them back into a space program.

            hmmmm.. find old news on this ill give ya a cick on yer best cick ratio website.. lol..

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            • sandman!
              Icq: 14420613
              • Mar 2001
              • 15431

              #7
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              • Thomas.Affect3D
                Registered User
                • Nov 2015
                • 42

                #8
                Wow this is looks really cool
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                • Ribbet Hog
                  Access.
                  • Jan 2015
                  • 1162

                  #9
                  maybe someone will give me a unlimited cc for porn for a tag line in my gfy sig... come on bill gates.. come on people... i need a virtual porn credit card.. and i swear by my initionals T.M. (Trade Mark) .. that is copyrighted just for me.. please gods of the internet look at what im doing....

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                  • AntonMG
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 596

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ribbet Hog
                    maybe someone will give me a unlimited cc for porn for a tag line in my gfy sig... come on bill gates.. come on people... i need a virtual porn credit card.. and i swear by my initionals T.M. (Trade Mark) .. that is copyrighted just for me.. please gods of the internet look at what im doing....
                    You might call me stupid but I do not understand the meaning of this...
                    Am I missing something?
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                    • spads
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 344

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TheSquealer
                      Gonna just go ahead and wait for CyberSEO to confirm that Russia is better at everything and this tech was stolen from Putin.
                      In reality both the US and Russia took most of the intel and people working in the Nazi rocket program. German scientists were largely responsible for most of the big advances in both space programs.

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                      • TheSquealer
                        Mayor of Thneedville
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 26172

                        #12
                        Originally posted by spads
                        In reality both the US and Russia took most of the intel and people working in the Nazi rocket program. German scientists were largely responsible for most of the big advances in both space programs.
                        Yeah, you're right. Russia and the US are using &0 year old technology to fly to space. You are the perfect sidekick for the op. Do you have a wedding dress by chance?
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                        Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.

                        Rochard

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                        • EddyTheDog
                          Just Doing My Own Thing
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 25433

                          #13
                          Originally posted by TheSquealer
                          Gonna just go ahead and wait for CyberSEO to confirm that Russia is better at everything and this tech was stolen from Putin.

                          Putin rode his horse to Mars years ago - He shot a martian and has it's head hanging on the wall of his office in the Kremlin...

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                          • VikingMan
                            Exploiting human weakness
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 6857

                            #14
                            Bezos drove an older and basic Honda Accord for a few years after he became a billionaire. It is true.

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                            • crockett
                              in a van by the river
                              • May 2003
                              • 76818

                              #15
                              Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                              Putin rode his horse to Mars years ago - He shot a martian and has it's head hanging on the wall of his office in the Kremlin...
                              Don't forget Kim jon um or what ever the little fat dictator of NK is went to the sun because he runs the best Korea and they knew to go at night time.. Something no one at NASA ever thought of..
                              In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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