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03-20-2003, 07:01 PM
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Back in Black
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Iraq jokes!
I guess it was just a matter of time.
Q: What is the Iraqi air force motto? A: I came, I saw, Iran! Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi army exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there. Q: What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad? A: Two days. Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam have in common? A: They both have Kurds in their way. Q: What is the best Iraqi job? A: Ambassador to New Zealand. Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off. Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo? A: B-52 ... F-16 ... A-10 ... Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck. Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from! Q: Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats? A: So they can see their air force.
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03-20-2003, 07:02 PM
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There can be only one
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What's the difference between and Iraqi woman and a catfish?
One has whiskers and smells bad, the other is a fish.
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03-20-2003, 07:03 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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  Are you going to AC this weekedn? |
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03-20-2003, 07:16 PM
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No - I'm going to be hangin in, having phone sex. 
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03-20-2003, 07:18 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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ahhhhh ....  phone sex is no good. |
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03-20-2003, 07:19 PM
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03-20-2003, 07:20 PM
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Its old but I still laugh at this.
Did you hear the forcast for iraq today....? Its calling for 3000 degrees and bomby |
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03-20-2003, 07:21 PM
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03-20-2003, 08:42 PM
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LOL Oz |
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03-20-2003, 10:30 PM
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Did you hear they are closing all of the KMART and Wall Mart's in Iraq? ....
They have opened up Targets....
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03-20-2003, 11:30 PM
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Truly we need to tame the Middle East. They are stoning too many women that could potentially be in the industry. Plus think of all the sites that could market, "it's okay, just take off your burka. No one will know, not even allah. Yes it is okay that I boop you in the shooter because that was how allah was conceived." ooooooooooooooooooooh. I'm bad |
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