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  • roboticblowjob
    The Autoblow
    • May 2009
    • 107

    #1

    I need balls for my contest...volunteers?

    Last summer I held a worldwide vaginal beauty contest and just a few days ago elitedaily.com published a short film about it:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCLIa1KpV5w

    Tomorrow we're officially launching the first ever balls contest and giving away $10k in prize money. We'll also turn the winners balls into items of home decor like bookends, paperweights, and door stops.

    It's at ballscontest.com.

    I need at least 10-20 pre-submissions to the contest so that when we go public, the site has some balls for the visitors to vote on. I expect millions of visitors, so if uh, you have balls that you think can win, or you just like the idea of millions of people voting on and looking at your nuts, please pre-submit today on ballscontest.com.

    Oh, FYI, you'll have to hold a piece of paper in the photo that says Autoblow Balls Contest to be approved - an example of this is on the submission page. Otherwise, we'd have thousands of random Internet balls submitted.

    Thanks!
    Learn about us - vieci.com
  • Cutty
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2006
    • 1265

    #2
    stopped reading at "i need balls" ya damn bitch

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    • MiamiBoyz
      fgfdftre6
      • Oct 2012
      • 6688

      #3
      You don't have enough balls in China?

      Or are they just too small to be impressive?

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      • roboticblowjob
        The Autoblow
        • May 2009
        • 107

        #4
        yep

        yep, expected that response, but hopefully there are a few dudes who don't reply but just submit
        Learn about us - vieci.com

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        • Cutty
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jan 2006
          • 1265

          #5
          Originally posted by roboticblowjob
          yep, expected that response, but hopefully there are a few dudes who don't reply but just submit
          nigga said less talk more balls, shit got real

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          • roboticblowjob
            The Autoblow
            • May 2009
            • 107

            #6
            yeah

            less talk more ball photos, with the egos here, must be someone here who feels he can win
            Learn about us - vieci.com

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            • Cutty
              So Fucking Banned
              • Jan 2006
              • 1265

              #7
              Originally posted by roboticblowjob
              less talk more ball photos, with the egos here, must be someone here who feels he can win
              we all have big egos cus our balls are small but bank accounts are big

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              • seksi
                Phonetically Sexy
                • Dec 2002
                • 312

                #8
                I am in!

                Folks, you can vote for my beautiful scrotum now! http://ballscontest.com/vote318

                Thanks!

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                • L-Pink
                  working on my tan
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 39151

                  #9
                  Originally posted by seksi

                  Is that friction burn from chin stubble?


                  .

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                  • seksi
                    Phonetically Sexy
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 312

                    #10
                    Originally posted by L-Pink
                    Is that friction burn from chin stubble?


                    .
                    I don't want to give away all of my scrotal beauty secrets, but a hot bath, a razor, and a pretty lady wearing lipstick were involved... @KittenBoheme has no chin stubble. She does have some of her work nominated for an AVN and XBiz award though...

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                    • CurrentlySober
                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 38955

                      #11
                      My balls are itchy, sweaty and sore, with slightly bleeding legions at the moment... You dont want them...

                      Plus theres also a bit of poo on them...


                      👁️ 👍️ 💩

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                      • EddyTheDog
                        Just Doing My Own Thing
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 25433

                        #12
                        I can't believe they have published people's full name, city and age next to the pics...

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                        • seksi
                          Phonetically Sexy
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 312

                          #13
                          Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                          I can't believe they have published people's full name, city and age next to the pics...
                          Yeah, they could warn people about that :P

                          Also, the site seems to be throwing "model not found" error messages when you vote right now.

                          My balls are so beautiful, they broke the internet!

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                          • CurrentlySober
                            Too lazy to wipe my ass
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 38955

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                            My balls are itchy, sweaty and sore, with slightly bleeding legions at the moment... You dont want them...

                            Plus theres also a bit of poo on them...


                            👁️ 👍️ 💩

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                            • seksi
                              Phonetically Sexy
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 312

                              #15
                              You forgot to hold up the little sign that says #AutoblowBallsContest and hide your dick, but otherwise it's a winner!

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                              • Feng-PD
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                                • Jul 2011
                                • 3964

                                #16
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