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  • brassmonkey
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    • Sep 2005
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    News Bachmann: Jesus is ?coming soon?



    Former Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) calls in an interview for converting as many people as possible to Christianity because Jesus is “coming soon.”

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    The 2012 Republican presidential candidate made the comments in a radio interview last week with Tony Perkins, president of the conservative Family Research Council, after both Bachmann and Perkins went on a tour of Israel. The website Right Wing Watch

    TheHill posted audio of the interview.
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  • CaptainHowdy
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    • Dec 2004
    • 94743

    #2
    Messianism is an old political move ...

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    • ITraffic
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      • Jul 2013
      • 2725

      #3

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      • brassmonkey
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        • Sep 2005
        • 77397

        #4
        Originally posted by ITraffic
        he will not have a color. he will be air. that's jesus from cuba he cut lawns in florida till he was deported in 1999
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        • 2MuchMark
          Mark of 2Much.net
          • Aug 2004
          • 50991

          #5
          Ah, Michelle Bachman. I've missed that batshit crazy lady. I wonder what her pray-the-gay-away husband is up to these days?

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          • VikingMan
            Exploiting human weakness
            • Jan 2008
            • 6862

            #6
            SHE hopes Jesus is coming soon so she no longer has to put up with her flamingly queer husband who is living a lie and counsels gay men to go straight. Unreal.

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            • j3rkules
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              • Jul 2013
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              #7
              Originally posted by ITraffic

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              • VikingMan
                Exploiting human weakness
                • Jan 2008
                • 6862

                #8
                Someone should think up an LOL Jesus caption for that picture

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                • EddyTheDog
                  Just Doing My Own Thing
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 25433

                  #9
                  Damn, I wonder if it's too late to cancel that Koran?..

                  This why I don't gamble - I always bet on the losing side.....

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                  • crockett
                    in a van by the river
                    • May 2003
                    • 76818

                    #10
                    She must be trying to be Ben Canson's running mate..

                    Can't we just round up all the Christans, Mormans and Muslims and toss them in Montana then build a Donnald Trump wall around the state to keep them in? I'm pretty sure Mexico would pay for that wall... I bet even the Canadians would chip in..
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                    • EddyTheDog
                      Just Doing My Own Thing
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 25433

                      #11
                      Originally posted by crockett
                      She must be trying to be Ben Canson's running mate..

                      Can't we just round up all the Christans, Mormans and Muslims and toss them in Montana then build a Donnald Trump wall around the state to keep them in? I'm pretty sure Mexico would pay for that wall... I bet even the Canadians would chip in..
                      Then fill it with water...

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                      • brassmonkey
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                        • Sep 2005
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by crockett
                        She must be trying to be Ben Canson's running mate..

                        Can't we just round up all the Christans, Mormans and Muslims and toss them in Montana then build a Donnald Trump wall around the state to keep them in? I'm pretty sure Mexico would pay for that wall... I bet even the Canadians would chip in..
                        im sure with decapitated heads that sing "i'm walking on sunshine"
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                        • escorpio
                          doesn't fuck around.
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 23487

                          #13
                          Jesus is coming to mow my lawn.

                          Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                          • brassmonkey
                            Pay It Forward
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 77397

                            #14
                            Originally posted by escorpio
                            Jesus is coming to mow my lawn.

                            it's racist humor it's discounting a working man
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                            • escorpio
                              doesn't fuck around.
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 23487

                              #15
                              Originally posted by brassmonkey
                              it's racist humor it's discounting a working man
                              Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                              • crockett
                                in a van by the river
                                • May 2003
                                • 76818

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ITraffic
                                Black Jesus is a real thing in the neioberhoods.. Back in the day, I did cable modem installs and would often get the hood route. I've seen more black Jesus status and black last dinner pictures than I care to count.. Also lots of rent a center big screens and PCs.
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                                • marlboroack
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jul 2010
                                  • 9327

                                  #17
                                  That would be nice.. Pretty sure I'm going to hell though.

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                                  • ghjghj
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Jun 2005
                                    • 3770

                                    #18
                                    Jesus is coming soon

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                                    • MiamiBoyz
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                                      • Oct 2012
                                      • 6690

                                      #19
                                      That CUNT should be put to sleep like the useless waste of space and oxygen that bitch is.

                                      Too bad we can't go back in time and abort her mother just to assure that this fucktard would not be born unto this earth!

                                      What a vapid moron.

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                                      • Paul Markham
                                        Too old to care
                                        • Jun 2001
                                        • 52942

                                        #20
                                        You missed the point guys.

                                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel...ional_campaign

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                                        • j3rkules
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                                          • Jul 2013
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MiamiBoyz
                                          That CUNT should be put to sleep like the useless waste of space and oxygen that bitch is.

                                          Too bad we can't go back in time and abort her mother just to assure that this fucktard would not be born unto this earth!

                                          What a vapid moron.

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                                          • CaptainHowdy
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 94743

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                            he will not have a color. he will be air.
                                            ...

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                                            • bronco67
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 29032

                                              #23
                                              She meant to say Jesus is coming on her face.

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                                              • SuckOnThis
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                                                • Oct 2003
                                                • 6844

                                                #24

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                                                • michael.kickass
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                                                  #25
                                                  Fuck that cunt.
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                                                  • directfiesta
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                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 30137

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                                    Ah, Michelle Bachman. I've missed that batshit crazy lady. I wonder what her pray-the-gay-away husband is up to these days?
                                                    I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

                                                    But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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                                                    • j3rkules
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                                                      • Jul 2013
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                                                      #27
                                                      There is no god, adapt or die.

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