GFY prevented me from getting laid tonight!

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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310
    #1

    GFY prevented me from getting laid tonight!

    A girl came over to Netflix and chill. She asks if she can use my laptop to check Facebook and her email. She goes directly to my search history, and yeah, she left. Something about having, "ripped assholes, gay, super gay, black cocks, small dicks, big dicks, fat girls, unshaved pussies, dirty pussies, tranny sex, chicks with dicks, animal porn, horse fetish, fat smelly asses, Donny Long dirty asshole, and Donny Long gay porn" in your search history is a real turn off.
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    • Twitter
      So Fucking Banned
      • Oct 2015
      • 271
      #2


      you need to wipe your shit like donny

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        • shake
          frc
          • Jul 2003
          • 4663
          #3
          Incognito bro...
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            • BigFurry
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2003
              • 1574
              #4
              Beginner

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                • sicone
                  Retired
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 18453
                  #5
                  I hate when GFY makes me search for shit

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                    • LeRoy
                      Porn Pusher
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 13364
                      #6
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                        • Seth Manson
                          Please dont fuck animals
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 3988
                          #7
                          Hope you didnt pay her up front.

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                            • astronaut x
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • May 2011
                              • 4844
                              #8
                              Don't be so quick to assume it was just your search history. Sounds like she already had some reservations to begin with.

                              How exactly do those search terms in your search history make it GFY's fault? Sounds like there is a lot more to that story as well.
                              Hello

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                                • Rob
                                  I'm a great bowler.
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 13310
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                  Hope you didnt pay her up front.
                                  Only half.

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                                    • Cyber Fucker
                                      Hmm
                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 12642
                                      #10
                                      Well, some girls are not open-minded.

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                                        • RyuLion
                                          ClubDomCash.com
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 32369
                                          #11

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                                            • SilentKnight
                                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 24818
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Rob
                                              A girl came over to Netflix and chill. She asks if she can use my laptop to check Facebook and her email. She goes directly to my search history, and yeah, she left. Something about having, "ripped assholes, gay, super gay, black cocks, small dicks, big dicks, fat girls, unshaved pussies, dirty pussies, tranny sex, chicks with dicks, animal porn, horse fetish, fat smelly asses, Donny Long dirty asshole, and Donny Long gay porn" in your search history is a real turn off.
                                              Sounds as though she'd need too much training, anyways.

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                                                • Freedom6995
                                                  Friends of Venus founder
                                                  • Jul 2010
                                                  • 1975
                                                  #13
                                                  A girl without a phone? I call BS.

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                                                    • iSpyCams
                                                      Amateur Gynecologist
                                                      • May 2009
                                                      • 4436
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Rob
                                                      ... in your search history is a real turn off.
                                                      I call bullshit. You don't have to "search" for any of that stuff on GFY. Once you found GFY you found it all.
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                                                        • yuu.design
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Mar 2006
                                                          • 25924
                                                          #15
                                                          hahahah, you need a second laptop
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                                                            • blackmonsters
                                                              Making PHP work
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 20961
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Freedom6995
                                                              A girl without a phone? I call BS.












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                                                                • blackmonsters
                                                                  Making PHP work
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 20961
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by pompousjohn
                                                                  I call bullshit. You don't have to "search" for any of that stuff on GFY. Once you found GFY you found it all.
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                                                                    • Rob
                                                                      I'm a great bowler.
                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                      • 13310
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Freedom6995
                                                                      A girl without a phone? I call BS.
                                                                      Battery was dying, she has iPhone, I got Galaxy...our cords didn't match. Bad chemistry off the rip, heh?

                                                                      I call bullshit. You don't have to "search" for any of that stuff on GFY. Once you found GFY you found it all.
                                                                      It was my Google search history looking for fucked up shit to post on GFY.

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                                                                        • marlboroack
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Jul 2010
                                                                          • 9327
                                                                          #19
                                                                          She wasn't the one bro

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                                                                            • jimmycooper
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • May 2010
                                                                              • 4016
                                                                              #20
                                                                              or she just thought you were a massive dork after hearing you use 'Netflix' as a verb.

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                                                                                • fitzmulti
                                                                                  I Like Depth Of Field!
                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                  • 14861
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Bitches here can't use my computers...


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                                                                                    • Twitter
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Oct 2015
                                                                                      • 271
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      maybe tonight will be better?

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