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eRock · 03-20-2003, 03:32 PM

Maybe this will help...

TRYING TO HELP"

By Dennis Miller

All the rhetoric on whether or not we should go to war against Iraq has got

my little brain spinning like a top. I enjoy reading opinions from both

sides, but I've detected a hint of confusion from some of you. Maybe this

can help.

As I was reading the paper recently, I was reminded of the best advice

anyone ever gave me. He told me about the "KISS" method ("Keep It Simple,

Stupid!"). So with this as a theme, I'd like to apply this theory for those

who don't quite get it. My hope is that we can simplify things and

recognize a few important facts.

Here are ten things to consider when voicing an opinion on this important

issue:

(1) Between President Bush and Saddam Hussein ... Hussein is the bad guy.

(2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right things, keep

this in mind: the UN has Libya heading the Committee on Human Rights and

Iraq heading the Global Disarmament Committee. Do your own math here.

(3) If you use a Google or Yahoo search and type in "French Military

Victories," don't be surprised if your computer panics at its inability to

respond to your inquiry.

(4) If your only anti-war slogan is "No War For Oil," hire a pit bull

lawyer and sue your school district for having allowed you to slip through

the cracks and robbing you of the minimum education that any non-troglodyte

deserves.

(5) You can take this one to the bank: Saddam and bin Laden will NOT seek

UN approval before they try to kill us.

(6) Despite common belief among some, Martin Sheen is NOT the President. He

only plays one on TV.

(7) If you are anti-war and even an outright "America Basher," to bin Laden

you are still an "infidel" whom he wants dead.

(8) Be careful: if you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy," but not

in the danger that Hussein poses, the only job you may be able to get is as

an Ivy League college professor.

(9) Even multi-culturalists who try to browbeat us into believing that all

cultures are equally deserving of respect have trouble explaining the past

500 year of Islam.

(10) Whether you are for or against military action, our young men and women

overseas are fighting to defend our right to speak out on these issues. They

deserve our unreserved support.

I hope this helps.

JeremySF · 03-20-2003, 03:35 PM

Libertine · 03-20-2003, 03:38 PM

Complete lack of arguments, loads of rubbish - not worth commenting on.

SpaceAce · 03-20-2003, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
Complete lack of arguments, loads of rubbish - not worth commenting on.

Which is the typical response of someone who simply doesn't agree with what's being said. There are valid points in there.

It doesn't really soundlike Dennis Miller, though.

SpaceAce

eRock · 03-20-2003, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
Complete lack of arguments, loads of rubbish - not worth commenting on.

However...you made a comment. No wonder it doesn't make sense to you...

Danny_C · 03-20-2003, 04:08 PM

One thing that bothers me is the "ivy league professor" comment. I don't understand this attitude lately... as if being intelligent disqualifies your opinions.

eRock · 03-20-2003, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny_C
One thing that bothers me is the "ivy league professor" comment. I don't understand this attitude lately... as if being intelligent disqualifies your opinions.

I didn't get that one either...but it IS Dennis Miller, so who knows...

gregtx · 03-21-2003, 11:22 AM

that was beautful

directfiesta · 03-21-2003, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eRock

I didn't get that one either...but it IS Dennis Miller, so who knows...

Funny how when it is "liberal artists against war" it is shit and they should shut the fuck up ...

Different rules ....

BTW I saw him in January on Donahue's show, and I witnessed that he is a right-wing extremist... Pratically said that Cubans were coakroaches....

Scott McD · 03-21-2003, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gregtx
that was beautful

What he said...

The Porn Dude · 03-21-2003, 11:32 AM

03-20-2003, 03:32 PM	#1
eRock Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Chi-town Posts: 3,112	For those of you AGAINST this war... Maybe this will help... TRYING TO HELP" By Dennis Miller All the rhetoric on whether or not we should go to war against Iraq has got my little brain spinning like a top. I enjoy reading opinions from both sides, but I've detected a hint of confusion from some of you. Maybe this can help. As I was reading the paper recently, I was reminded of the best advice anyone ever gave me. He told me about the "KISS" method ("Keep It Simple, Stupid!"). So with this as a theme, I'd like to apply this theory for those who don't quite get it. My hope is that we can simplify things and recognize a few important facts. Here are ten things to consider when voicing an opinion on this important issue: (1) Between President Bush and Saddam Hussein ... Hussein is the bad guy. (2) If you have faith in the United Nations to do the right things, keep this in mind: the UN has Libya heading the Committee on Human Rights and Iraq heading the Global Disarmament Committee. Do your own math here. (3) If you use a Google or Yahoo search and type in "French Military Victories," don't be surprised if your computer panics at its inability to respond to your inquiry. (4) If your only anti-war slogan is "No War For Oil," hire a pit bull lawyer and sue your school district for having allowed you to slip through the cracks and robbing you of the minimum education that any non-troglodyte deserves. (5) You can take this one to the bank: Saddam and bin Laden will NOT seek UN approval before they try to kill us. (6) Despite common belief among some, Martin Sheen is NOT the President. He only plays one on TV. (7) If you are anti-war and even an outright "America Basher," to bin Laden you are still an "infidel" whom he wants dead. (8) Be careful: if you believe in a "vast right-wing conspiracy," but not in the danger that Hussein poses, the only job you may be able to get is as an Ivy League college professor. (9) Even multi-culturalists who try to browbeat us into believing that all cultures are equally deserving of respect have trouble explaining the past 500 year of Islam. (10) Whether you are for or against military action, our young men and women overseas are fighting to defend our right to speak out on these issues. They deserve our unreserved support. I hope this helps. __________________ Swiftwill Hosting

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Danny_C Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 2,160	One thing that bothers me is the "ivy league professor" comment. I don't understand this attitude lately... as if being intelligent disqualifies your opinions.