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Rob · 10-10-2015, 08:10 PM

I need these translated into Polish and not by some crappy Google online translator-bot. Two of my best friends from college, Tomek and Kasia are getting married and I want to talk shit. I see other Polish people talking shit to them, but my Google translated stuff looks like Arabic, not Polish. Here are the things I need translated.

1. You look like a fucking goat's ass
2. You are so beautiful, congrats to you both!
3. How is the fat black guy that plays tennis? Are you two still friends?
4. Your face is looking a lot like my ass.

Thank you. Dziękuję.

plaster · 10-10-2015, 08:31 PM

Have you tried a support ticket at mech? He might respond

j3rkules · 10-11-2015, 03:17 AM

You got a private message.

k0nr4d · 10-11-2015, 03:46 AM

You'll get a different translation of this from every polish person you ask - but:

1. You look like a fucking goat's ass
- Wygłądasz jak, kurwa, kozy dupa.

2. You are so beautiful, congrats to you both!
- Jesteś piękna/piękny, gratuluję wam! (piekna = female, piekny = male)

3. How is the fat black guy that plays tennis? Are you two still friends?
- Jak z grubym murżynem który grał w tenisa? Czy nadal jestescie przyjaciółmi?

4. Your face is looking a lot like my ass.
- Twoja twarz przypomina móją dupę.

j3rkules · 10-11-2015, 04:05 AM

1. Ty wyglądasz jak pieprzony kozi tyłek.
2. Wy jesteście piękni, gratulacje dla was.
3. Jak tam ten gruby czarny koleś który gra w tenisa? Czy jesteście dalej przyjaciółmi?
4. Twoja twarz wygląda bardzo jak moje dupsko.

k0nr4d · 10-11-2015, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by jerkules

3. Jak tam ten gruby koleś który gra w tenisa? Czy jesteście dalej przyjaciółmi?

You left out the part about the tennis player being black

j3rkules · 10-11-2015, 04:14 AM

Ok fixed.

Rob · 10-11-2015, 08:45 AM

Awesome, thanks!

k0nr4d · 10-11-2015, 09:42 AM

Polish is a messed up language...we have 17 grammatical forms of the word "two"

2MuchMark · 10-11-2015, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

Polish is a messed up language...we have 17 grammatical forms of the word "two"

JuicyBunny · 10-11-2015, 02:20 PM

I keep getting match.com SPAM. Can i get a translation of "I have a match for you, my ass and your face."
Might come in handy.

Mediamix · 10-11-2015, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

Polish is a messed up language...we have 17 grammatical forms of the word "two"

Sid70 · 10-11-2015, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

Polish is a messed up language...we have 17 grammatical forms of the word "two"

Never counted. I use less I guess LOL.

oppoten · 10-11-2015, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

Jak z grubym murżynem który grał w tenisa? Czy nadal jestescie przyjaciółmi?

nadal isn't black, he's just tanned

10-10-2015, 08:10 PM	#1
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	I need some things translated into Polish. I need these translated into Polish and not by some crappy Google online translator-bot. Two of my best friends from college, Tomek and Kasia are getting married and I want to talk shit. I see other Polish people talking shit to them, but my Google translated stuff looks like Arabic, not Polish. Here are the things I need translated. 1. You look like a fucking goat's ass 2. You are so beautiful, congrats to you both! 3. How is the fat black guy that plays tennis? Are you two still friends? 4. Your face is looking a lot like my ass. Thank you. Dziękuję.

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10-11-2015, 03:46 AM	#4
k0nr4d Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Poland Posts: 9,228	You'll get a different translation of this from every polish person you ask - but: 1. You look like a fucking goat's ass - Wygłądasz jak, kurwa, kozy dupa. 2. You are so beautiful, congrats to you both! - Jesteś piękna/piękny, gratuluję wam! (piekna = female, piekny = male) 3. How is the fat black guy that plays tennis? Are you two still friends? - Jak z grubym murżynem który grał w tenisa? Czy nadal jestescie przyjaciółmi? 4. Your face is looking a lot like my ass. - Twoja twarz przypomina móją dupę. __________________ Mechanical Bunny Media Mechbunny Tube Script \| Mechbunny Webcam Aggregator Script \| Custom Web Development

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j3rkules VIP Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 22,111	1. Ty wyglądasz jak pieprzony kozi tyłek. 2. Wy jesteście piękni, gratulacje dla was. 3. Jak tam ten gruby czarny koleś który gra w tenisa? Czy jesteście dalej przyjaciółmi? 4. Twoja twarz wygląda bardzo jak moje dupsko. __________________ How To Build A Porn Site And Make Money \| My Best $$$ Cam Sponsor \| New Webcam Script 3 Top Adult Hosting Providers

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10-10-2015, 08:31 PM	#2
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10-11-2015, 08:45 AM	#8
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	Awesome, thanks!

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JuicyBunny So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tokyo Red Light District Posts: 2,145	I keep getting match.com SPAM. Can i get a translation of "I have a match for you, my ass and your face." Might come in handy.