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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310
    #1

    I need some things translated into Polish.

    I need these translated into Polish and not by some crappy Google online translator-bot. Two of my best friends from college, Tomek and Kasia are getting married and I want to talk shit. I see other Polish people talking shit to them, but my Google translated stuff looks like Arabic, not Polish. Here are the things I need translated.

    1. You look like a fucking goat's ass
    2. You are so beautiful, congrats to you both!
    3. How is the fat black guy that plays tennis? Are you two still friends?
    4. Your face is looking a lot like my ass.

    Thank you. Dziękuję.
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    • plaster
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2015
      • 2295
      #2
      Have you tried a support ticket at mech? He might respond

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        • j3rkules
          VIP
          • Jul 2013
          • 22111
          #3
          You got a private message.

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            • k0nr4d
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2006
              • 9231
              #4
              You'll get a different translation of this from every polish person you ask - but:

              1. You look like a fucking goat's ass
              - Wygłądasz jak, kurwa, kozy dupa.

              2. You are so beautiful, congrats to you both!
              - Jesteś piękna/piękny, gratuluję wam! (piekna = female, piekny = male)

              3. How is the fat black guy that plays tennis? Are you two still friends?
              - Jak z grubym murżynem który grał w tenisa? Czy nadal jestescie przyjaciółmi?

              4. Your face is looking a lot like my ass.
              - Twoja twarz przypomina móją dupę.
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                • j3rkules
                  VIP
                  • Jul 2013
                  • 22111
                  #5
                  1. Ty wyglądasz jak pieprzony kozi tyłek.
                  2. Wy jesteście piękni, gratulacje dla was.
                  3. Jak tam ten gruby czarny koleś który gra w tenisa? Czy jesteście dalej przyjaciółmi?
                  4. Twoja twarz wygląda bardzo jak moje dupsko.

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                    • k0nr4d
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 9231
                      #6
                      Originally posted by jerkules
                      3. Jak tam ten gruby koleś który gra w tenisa? Czy jesteście dalej przyjaciółmi?
                      You left out the part about the tennis player being black
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                        • j3rkules
                          VIP
                          • Jul 2013
                          • 22111
                          #7
                          Ok fixed.

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                            • Rob
                              I'm a great bowler.
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 13310
                              #8
                              Awesome, thanks!

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                                • k0nr4d
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 9231
                                  #9
                                  Polish is a messed up language...we have 17 grammatical forms of the word "two"
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                                    • 2MuchMark
                                      Mark of 2Much.net
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 50991
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                      Polish is a messed up language...we have 17 grammatical forms of the word "two"

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                                        • JuicyBunny
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jun 2010
                                          • 2145
                                          #11
                                          I keep getting match.com SPAM. Can i get a translation of "I have a match for you, my ass and your face."
                                          Might come in handy.

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                                            • Mediamix
                                              Dutch Webmaster!
                                              • Sep 2013
                                              • 3228
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                              Polish is a messed up language...we have 17 grammatical forms of the word "two"
                                              Sig too big

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                                                • Sid70
                                                  Downshifter
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 16413
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                  Polish is a messed up language...we have 17 grammatical forms of the word "two"
                                                  Never counted. I use less I guess LOL.
                                                  Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                                    • oppoten
                                                      NAME THE JEW
                                                      • Nov 2007
                                                      • 4793
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                      Jak z grubym murżynem który grał w tenisa? Czy nadal jestescie przyjaciółmi?
                                                      nadal isn't black, he's just tanned

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