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  • SIK
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2006
    • 1497
    #1

    funniest mail I ever received from a surfer

    I laughed my ass off


    Title: chubby girls

    Youre a retarded faggot if you dont love chubby/fat girls. Youre garbage. And you anti fat descriptions make you sound like a moron.
    Everyones laughing at you. Faggot.
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    • clickity click
      So Fecking Bummed
      • Aug 2014
      • 3682
      #2
      He's probably right.

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        • seeandsee
          Check SIG!
          • Mar 2006
          • 50945
          #3
          show us your description?
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            • kane
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Aug 2001
              • 20684
              #4
              I think my all time favorite came years ago when I (like everyone) had a TGP. One day I had a gallery that had a three hot blondes all getting anal from some dude. My description was something like, "Three sexy bitches from the Swedish national butt-fucking team take it in ass and love it!"

              I got an email from a guy who was outraged saying he was from Sweden and there was no such thing as a national anal sex team and furthermore the girls in Sweden were not kinky enough to ever take it in the ass. He demanded I change it to be more realistic and not disparaging to the fine ladies of Sweden.

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                • j3rkules
                  VIP
                  • Jul 2013
                  • 22101
                  #5
                  Surfers are always right.

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                    • SIK
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 1497
                      #6
                      Originally posted by seeandsee
                      show us your description?
                      He didn't say which video he is referring to, but here is a sample.... (voyeur caught beach fingering action - that kind of thing)

                      If you imagine his finger as a harpoon and his chubby woman as a whale, then he is actually harpooning the whale on the beach while a voyeur catches it in action. Seriously though, it is always nice to relax your significant other by giving her a beach orgasm.
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                        • SilentKnight
                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 24812
                          #7
                          I had a surfer email me years ago to complain about the small watermark/copyright logo in our photos - and asked me to re-edit all the pics to remove it just for him.

                          I replied and told him I'd have them ready for him sometime in 2035.

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                            • SIK
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 1497
                              #8
                              Originally posted by SilentKnight
                              I replied and told him I'd have them ready for him sometime in 2035.
                              Haha, working on it I presume?
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                                • SilentKnight
                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 24812
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by SIK
                                  Haha, working on it I presume?
                                  Oh yeah...diligently.

                                  Inbetween beers.

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                                    • weewilly
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2012
                                      • 190
                                      #10
                                      You send him a link to a Chubby pay site. Upsell him to Chubby chat

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                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 94034
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by SIK
                                          He didn't say which video he is referring to, but here is a sample.... (voyeur caught beach fingering action - that kind of thing)

                                          If you imagine his finger as a harpoon and his chubby woman as a whale, then he is actually harpooning the whale on the beach while a voyeur catches it in action. Seriously though, it is always nice to relax your significant other by giving her a beach orgasm.
                                          ...

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                                            • EddyTheDog
                                              Just Doing My Own Thing
                                              • Jan 2011
                                              • 25433
                                              #12
                                              Those BBW fans are a pretty passionate lot - If you push BBW content it isnt really good business to use that sort of language in your descriptions...

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                                                • PornDude
                                                  I'm still broke.
                                                  • Jul 2008
                                                  • 3083
                                                  #13
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                                                    • SilentKnight
                                                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 24812
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by PikaPoka
                                                      That needs ricochet sound f/x.

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                                                        • _Richard_
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Oct 2006
                                                          • 30989
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by SIK
                                                          He didn't say which video he is referring to, but here is a sample.... (voyeur caught beach fingering action - that kind of thing)

                                                          If you imagine his finger as a harpoon and his chubby woman as a whale, then he is actually harpooning the whale on the beach while a voyeur catches it in action. Seriously though, it is always nice to relax your significant other by giving her a beach orgasm.
                                                          pretty damn poetic ;)

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                                                            • scarlettcontent
                                                              www.scarlettcontent.net
                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                              • 6031
                                                              #16
                                                              Lol .


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                                                                • adultchatpay
                                                                  Let's Make Money
                                                                  • Dec 2008
                                                                  • 8775
                                                                  #17
                                                                  It means they also interact which is nice.

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                                                                      • Mar 2001
                                                                      • 15427
                                                                      #18
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                                                                        • ContentBay
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jun 2015
                                                                          • 399
                                                                          #19
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