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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
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Do you live under the crushing weight of a dark family secret?
Do you wake up every day, feeling sick that you have to keep a potentially scandalous life changing secret to protect your family? Something that you need to keep to yourself until a family members death, and then *perhaps* you can unburden yourself of it, to a trusted friend?
Perhaps there is a killer in your family that you are protecting, or you know that a family member gave up a child for adoption or something like that? Why wait to unburden yourself any longer? Why not share it here on GFY? After all, we are all friends and its all anonymous, so go on! Blurt out your darkest secret! You'll feel much better for it... Honest ![]() |
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: shooting pool in Elysium
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I routinely tear the tags from my mattress.
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Too old to care
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws.
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I'm my families dark secret. LOL
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myadultdesign.com
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Europe
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Banners, logos, headers, peels, FHGs, ads, paysites, photo retouching etc: my adult design portfolio
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The one and the only
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fgfdftre6
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Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: In the closet with your dad!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Happy in the dark.
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I post on GFY ...
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: NC
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i stopped reading at "we are all friends and its all anonymous"
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VIP
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How inefficient, at least use two like chop sticks or something.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 9,506
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Too many sheep in my family.
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Grrrrrrrrr
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Dreamland
Posts: 4,974
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Everyone knows I can't keep a secret. They don't tell me anything.
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My dark secret is that I shot the animals in Skyrim. Sometimes I'd chase a wounded deer for a minute or more, arrows flying overhead like slut panties at spring break. Sometimes, I'd break off quests where I was helping a little kid get to his family or someone needed some carrots or some such crap, just to pursue and kill a deer. You're wrong, CS, I don't feel any better. I don't.
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