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  • SilentKnight
    Megan Fox's fluffer
    • Oct 2005
    • 24818

    #1

    News Man breaks into B.C. home, feeds cats, does laundry, writes in diary

    KAMLOOPS, B.C. -- He fed the cats, prepared a meal, shaved, showered and even took meat out of the freezer to thaw.

    The only problem? Christopher Hiscock, 33, was not at home and didn't know the owners of a ranch where he became a bit too comfortable.

    The Nova Scotia man pleaded guilty Monday to possession of stolen property and being unlawfully in a dwelling house stemming from a bizarre incident north of Kamloops, B.C.

    Provincial court heard the residents of a ranch in Little Fort on the Yellowhead Highway returned home after a night out last week to find a stranger sitting on their couch with a cup of coffee.

    "She found the accused in her home watching TV," Crown lawyer Mike Wong said.

    "He had started a fire in the fireplace and prepared himself a meal. He said he had been driving by and the door was open, so he came in.

    Hiscock had also helped himself to a truck in Ontario on his way to British Columbia, court heard.

    "The accused appears to have done some laundry. He also fed the cats and put out some hay for the horses," Wong said. "He used (the residents') toothbrush and shaver, he had taken some meat out of the freezer to thaw and he had written in their diary."

    "Today was my first full day at the ranch," he wrote in the diary. "I fed the cats and horses. So much I can do here I have to remind myself to just relax and take my time.

    "I don't feel alone here, I guess with 2 cats and 3 horses it's kinda hard to be alone. Last night I had a fire in the house. It was so (peaceful). I slept like a little baby.

    I saw a picture in the basement on the wall of a man holding and weighing fish on a boat. Looking at him I realized we look a lot alike, but I think I'm more handsome."

    The residents flagged down a passing police car and Hiscock was taken into custody.

    Hiscock's journey to B.C. started in his home province of Nova Scotia earlier this month. Court heard he drove his car from Nova Scotia to Sault Ste. Marie, Ont., where he stole a truck and headed west.

    The stolen truck, which went missing on Sept. 16, was found on the Little Fort property.

    Defence lawyer Sheldon Tate said Hiscock had been working seasonally for a swimming pool company but, sensing he would be laid off, decided to travel west in search of work.

    "He quickly found that his funds were less than adequate and that led him to using the vehicle from Sault Ste. Marie to get out here," Tate said. "By the time he got to B.C., you can imagine, he was without any funds at all and he saw an unoccupied home."

    Hiscock, who has no prior criminal record, apologized in court.

    "I made a lot of mistakes," he said. "There's really no excuses for it."

    He was still beaming about his brief stay at the ranch.

    "Beautiful ranch," he said. "Gorgeous. I was driving and I just turned in. Beautiful place."

    Judge Chris Cleaveley placed Hiscock on a one-year probation term with orders barring him from contacting the residents of the ranch and the owner of the Ontario truck.

    Hiscock will also have to surrender a sample of his DNA to a national criminal database.

    "I really have nowhere to go," he said, when Cleaveley asked about his plans.

    "The woods is a good place, I suppose. There's a lot of fish out there."


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  • j3rkules
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    • Jul 2013
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    #2
    The Adventures of Nova Scotia Man!

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    • L-Pink
      working on my tan
      • Mar 2005
      • 39151

      #3
      Trying to guess which GFY'er that is. Narrowed it down to 28 possibilities.

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      • TeenCat
        Too lazy to set a koala
        • Jan 2007
        • 16139

        #4
        hope they dont have the death penalty there

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        • SilentKnight
          Megan Fox's fluffer
          • Oct 2005
          • 24818

          #5
          Originally posted by L-Pink
          Trying to guess which GFY'er that is. Narrowed it down to 28 possibilities.


          That's exactly what I said to the wife earlier when she txted me the story link. I said it sounds like somebody from GFY.

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          • brassmonkey
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            • Sep 2005
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            #6
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            • Dvae
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2005
              • 5326

              #7
              Christopher Hiscock?
              Is that his real name?
              .
              .

              Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

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              • Sly
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                • Sep 2004
                • 31377

                #8
                crockett's van breakdown?

                ;-)
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                • clickity click
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                  • Aug 2014
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                  Trying to guess which GFY'er that is. Narrowed it down to 28 possibilities.
                  Fuck you! You know nothing you piece of shit.

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                  • newB
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                    • Jul 2006
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                    #10
                    Pigshit.

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                    • Google Expert
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                      • Jun 2004
                      • 14294

                      #11
                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                      Trying to guess which GFY'er that is. Narrowed it down to 28 possibilities.
                      Sleazydream ?

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                      • EddyTheDog
                        Just Doing My Own Thing
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 25433

                        #12
                        That gives me an idea - lol...

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                        • crockett
                          in a van by the river
                          • May 2003
                          • 76818

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Sly
                          crockett's van breakdown?

                          ;-)
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                          • L-Pink
                            working on my tan
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 39151

                            #14
                            Originally posted by clickity click
                            Fuck you! You know nothing you piece of shit.

                            Well, one of my top three seems to have an alibi.

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                            • Spunky
                              I need a beer
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133986

                              #15
                              I never did trust those Eastern Canadians ;)

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                              • Jman
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                                • Sep 2003
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                                #16
                                Worth the read ;)
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                                • SilentKnight
                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 24818

                                  #17
                                  They had a tough time deciding whether to give him a year's probation, send him off for a psych eval...or nominate him as a Liberal candidate for the upcoming election.

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                                  • Best-In-BC
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 9511

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Spunky
                                    I never did trust those Eastern Canadians ;)
                                    Specially leafs fans!
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                                    • Best-In-BC
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                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 9511

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                      They had a tough time deciding whether to give him a year's probation, send him off for a psych eval...or nominate him as a Liberal candidate for the upcoming election.
                                      better than one of Harpers pussies.
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                                      • shake
                                        frc
                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 4663

                                        #20
                                        Just moved to Kamloops, swear it wasn't me though...
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                                        • marcop
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 4150

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by clickity click
                                          Fuck you! You know nothing you piece of shit.
                                          Originally posted by clickity click
                                          Hi,

                                          I just wanted to say my 2 pence. Ok, so I may not be that clever, I may not know all that. But i know somethings that you all do not know.
                                          I work hard. I own my own business. I have 2 daughters. I own my own house. I think gfy is a joke so I troll, sometimes it's threads, sometimes it's members. Sometimes it's just because.

                                          I admit I didn't know LFP before this thread and I have been in the biz since 03 on and off. I would love to know how many of those calling me actually new the Acronym before reading this thread or using Google.

                                          Anyway, I could care less to you broke mother fuckers, particularly plonk and adult kink.
                                          Senza parole . . . .

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                                          • CaptainHowdy
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 94744

                                            #22
                                            It was me ...

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                                            • SilentKnight
                                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 24818

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                              It was me ...
                                              Glueing the pages of the homeowner's 'Butthole Boyz' mags was a nice touch.

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                                              • CaptainHowdy
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 94744

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by silentknight
                                                glueing the pages of the homeowner's 'butthole boyz' mags was a nice touch.
                                                you're welcome ...

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                                                • CDSmith
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 51460

                                                  #25
                                                  Dear notmydiary --

                                                  Day 4. Chopped a year's worth of firewood. Tomorrow the basement needs finishing. Next week I'm putting in a pool out back.

                                                  When the owners come back maybe they'll adopt me.



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                                                  • SilentKnight
                                                    Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                    • 24818

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                    Dear notmydiary --

                                                    Day 4. Chopped a year's worth of firewood. Tomorrow the basement needs finishing. Next week I'm putting in a pool out back.

                                                    When the owners come back maybe they'll adopt me.



                                                    Dude can come housesit for me anytime.
                                                    Dear notmydiary --

                                                    Day 5. Prepared some fava beans and enjoyed a nice chianti with the homeowner's liver.

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