The Taylor Swift fart video was disapointing

[VikingMan]

I was excited because as I was reading the article I was thinking I was going to have fresh jerk off material for the next few weeks but I could tell it was a fake the moment I heard it. It sounds just like a whoopie cushion. Only real Taylor Swift farts turn me on.

Have a listen and tell me what you think. My guess is one of the girls behind her or one of the production crew made the sound off camera.
Taylor Swift -- Mics Didn't Hear It & No One Smelt It ... So I Never Dealt It | TMZ.com

[CurrentlySober]

let me know when she follows thru

[VikingMan]

The more I study and dissect this video frame by frame I have come to the belief that Taylor herself made the fake noise. Her eye movement just before the noise begins is very telling. I knew a Taylor Swift on camera fart was too good to be true.

[just a punk]

The more I study and dissect this video frame by frame I have come to the belief that Taylor herself made the fake noise. Her eye movement just before the noise begins is very telling. I knew a Taylor Swift on camera fart was too good to be true.

Every humans fart. I have no idea who Taylor Swift is, but do you want to say she is not a human?

[CaptainHowdy]

Taylor Swift -- Mics Didn't Hear It & No One Smelt It ... So I Never Dealt It | TMZ.com

[j3rkules]

It's hilarious to even think MTV had to say something about it. Miss perfect must be seething and furious. How humiliating even if it's not a fart to have that story out there getting exposure.

[RyuLion]

It's ridiculous how TMZ makes a big fuzz about stuff like that..It's no fucking BIG DEAL!!

[Spunky]

I unfollowed her because of that

[MiamiBoyz]

Imagine the stench of rotting cum that her asshole emitted. Sickening

[j3rkules]

Imagine the stench of rotting cum that her asshole emitted. Sickening

[sandman!]

who really cares of she farted ??

[VikingMan]

who really cares of she farted ??

I promise you more people care who farted then know who is the current secretary of the Treasury

[MiamiBoyz]

I promise you more people care who farted then know who is the current secretary of the Treasury

I have no clue who the secretary of the treasury is simply because it really doesn't fucking matter.

Nothing matters really except perhaps Taylor Swift's smelly farts.

[EngineCash]

She farted, and is that such a big thing?

[michael.kickass]

Imagine the stench of rotting cum that her asshole emitted. Sickening

[CDSmith]

She farted, and is that such a big thing?

You know you're about as famous as it gets when even your farts make a splash like this one has.

God help us if she ever forgets to flush a Taylor turd at a public toilet.

[1215]

Imagine the stench of rotting cum that her asshole emitted. Sickening

we'll find out about that in her next song.

[VikingMan]

You know you're about as famous as it gets when even your farts make a splash like this one has.

God help us if she ever forgets to flush a Taylor turd at a public toilet.

I bet her turds look perfect.

[PornSEO]

I bet her turds look perfect.

They do...