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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38946

    #1

    Rant Devious Australians will do anything to avoid paying their bills...



    Energy Australia was unable to read your meter....














    So come on... Where DO you get the fake spider kits?


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  • aka123
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2014
    • 4450

    #2
    In here we pay based on projection and it is corrected once in a year by reading the meter. The correction is pretty much always to bigger direction (I pay more) as the projection is somewhat downscaled.

    We don't have that big spiders so it wouldn't work anyways.

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    • AdultKing
      Raise Your Weapon
      • Jun 2003
      • 15601

      #3
      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
      Energy Australia was unable to read your meter....
      Imagine that crawling across your face while asleep at 4am.

      They always come in pairs.

      BTW the meter could be read, that's a smart meter - they don't have meter readers for those, it's all done via the network.

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      • SilentKnight
        Megan Fox's fluffer
        • Oct 2005
        • 24818

        #4
        A+ for creativity.

        I don't like spiders and snakes...so yeah, I'd leave that meter for another time.

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        • PluginForage
          Registered User
          • Jul 2015
          • 39

          #5
          That is funny
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          • j3rkules
            VIP
            • Jul 2013
            • 22111

            #6
            Looks legit.

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            • Colmike9
              (>^_^)b
              • Dec 2011
              • 7230

              #7
              Originally posted by AdultKing
              Imagine that crawling across your face while asleep at 4am.

              They always come in pairs.

              BTW the meter could be read, that's a smart meter - they don't have meter readers for those, it's all done via the network.
              What if you hit your face while asleep when it crawls across, how much of a mess does that make?

              They changed the meters a year ago over here, they just have to drive a truck/van down the street and they get everyone's readings.
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              • The Porn Nerd
                Living The Dream
                • Jun 2009
                • 19787

                #8
                Giant space age nuclear spiders, kangeroos that box, dingos that steal babies, snakes that can eat entire rabbits in one gulp, and crocodiles....yeah Australia is 'civilization' for sure. LOL

                Let's keep these creepy crawlies down under where they belong eh? (I mean, OY!)
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                • AdultKing
                  Raise Your Weapon
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 15601

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Colmike7
                  What if you hit your face while asleep when it crawls across, how much of a mess does that make?
                  If it's a funnel web spider, the mess is the last of your worries.

                  They changed the meters a year ago over here, they just have to drive a truck/van down the street and they get everyone's readings.
                  Here they use a combination of Wireless and BPL (Broadband over Power Lines).

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                  • AdultKing
                    Raise Your Weapon
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 15601

                    #10
                    Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                    Giant space age nuclear spiders, kangeroos that box, dingos that steal babies, snakes that can eat entire rabbits in one gulp, and crocodiles....yeah Australia is 'civilization' for sure. LOL

                    Let's keep these creepy crawlies down under where they belong eh? (I mean, OY!)
                    You forgot about stone fish, box jellyfish, blue ringed octopus, tiger snake, death adder, taipan, black snake, brown snake, copperhead snakes and worst of all .. the very biggest danger to us we all face on a daily basis is housewives driving their 4WD/SUV like crazy people.

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                    • ErectMedia
                      Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 7100

                      #11
                      Funny shit

                      In Chicago they would just estimate based on prior usage and then correct it next month when the spider goes away. They didn't read my shit in the winter here guessing cause scared of the snow and when spring came boy did I have a fucking bill. Thought someone had tapped into my line shit was so high. Switched my shit out to one of those smart meters now so da lazy fucks don't have to walk anymore so should be accurate and won't have to worry about getting sticker shock again.

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