Why Your Team Sucks! (Minnesota Vikings)

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  • atom
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2002
    • 2740

    #1

    Why Your Team Sucks! (Minnesota Vikings)

    They are adding other teams so find yours here - Why your team sucks 2015 News, Video and Gossip - Deadspin

    Vikings write up is hilarious.

    Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Minnesota Vikings

    Your quarterback: Teddy Bridgewater, who is poised, accurate, intelligent, tough, and has the arm strength of an amputee baby. It concerns me that the greatest weakness of our franchise quarterback is his ability to, you know, throw a football. That?s kind of an important part of the job. I?ve had suitcases at the Delta baggage claim that arrive in a more timely manner than a Teddy deep route. Time stops when that ball is in the air. I hope he spent all offseason rock climbing. Or doing roids. He probably did roids. I approve.
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  • kane
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Aug 2001
    • 20684

    #2
    My team is the Raiders.

    I love the line: Permanently mascara-ed phenom Derek Carr. Carr, of course, will get murdered by his o-line at some point this season, in which case your quarterback will be either Matt McGloin or …

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