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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310
    #1

    I'm not buying this "Illuminati" crap

    I just don't buy it. Especially all the horse shit about the rap artists being the leaders. You mean to tell me that there's a secret society hundreds of years old, whose sole purpose is to destroy (or enslave) the world, and not a single person has defected and written a tell-all book or given an interview? No fucking way in hell. It's always the ex-wife of an Illuminati member or their driver or a friend of a friend - but never the actual member.

    Any of you schmoes buy into this Illuminati bullcrap?
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    • wehateporn
      Promoting Debate on GFY
      • Apr 2007
      • 27176
      #2

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        • michael.kickass
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2009
          • 11039
          #3
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          All the other pages are full of crap and lies about the Illuminati.
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            • Rochard
              Jägermeister Test Pilot
              • Dec 2001
              • 75733
              #4
              Sorry, if I was a billionare.... The last thing in the world I would want to be a part of is any Illuminati group. I want to spend time on the beach with my beautiful young wife, not potentially face prison time for trying to rig some silly election.
              Herschel Savage
              Brooklyn, NY

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                • ClaireMonroe
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2012
                  • 213
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Rob
                  I just don't buy it. Especially all the horse shit about the rap artists being the leaders. You mean to tell me that there's a secret society hundreds of years old, whose sole purpose is to destroy (or enslave) the world, and not a single person has defected and written a tell-all book or given an interview? No fucking way in hell. It's always the ex-wife of an Illuminati member or their driver or a friend of a friend - but never the actual member.

                  Any of you schmoes buy into this Illuminati bullcrap?

                  LOL what a great twist for cuckolding sites. Down bitch!

                  No, I think it's funny though. I've never heard that rap artists were the leaders. I always heard it was lizard men or something reptilian species of humans like King Koopa or something.

                  I WISH I had bought the domain Illuminaughty damn.

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                    • ruff
                      I have a plan B
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 5507
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Rob
                      I just don't buy it. Especially all the horse shit about the rap artists being the leaders. You mean to tell me that there's a secret society hundreds of years old, whose sole purpose is to destroy (or enslave) the world, and not a single person has defected and written a tell-all book or given an interview? No fucking way in hell. It's always the ex-wife of an Illuminati member or their driver or a friend of a friend - but never the actual member.

                      Any of you schmoes buy into this Illuminati bullcrap?
                      This is exactly what I would expect someone that is Illuminati to say.
                      CryptoFeeds

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                        • aka123
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2014
                          • 4450
                          #7
                          Of course I am buying Illuminati crap. Collectible tinfoil hats, pyramids, etc. Not to mention the "Director's cut: All Youtube Illuminati Crap", in a EMP withstanding steel box of course.

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                            • sarettah
                              see you later, I'm gone
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 14293
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Rochard
                              Sorry, if I was a billionare.... The last thing in the world I would want to be a part of is any Illuminati group. I want to spend time on the beach with my beautiful young wife, not potentially face prison time for trying to rig some silly election.
                              You only become a Billionaire because you are Illuminati

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                                • wehateporn
                                  Promoting Debate on GFY
                                  • Apr 2007
                                  • 27176
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by aka123
                                  Of course I am buying Illuminati crap. Collectible tinfoil hats, pyramids, etc. Not to mention the "Director's cut: All Youtube Illuminati Crap", in a EMP withstanding steel box of course.
                                  Just 5 bucks on eBay

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                                    • Wizzo
                                      2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                                      • Nov 2000
                                      • 15224
                                      #10
                                      Where did you read rap artists are in charge of it? lol
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                                        • atom
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 2740
                                          #11
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                                            • dyna mo
                                              just a fucking jerk
                                              • Dec 2008
                                              • 68184
                                              #12
                                              it's preposterous to claim rappers are running the illuminati.

                                              Dr. Dre is the only rapper allowed in so far. and he had to get a couple billions $$ and a seat on the AAPL board to even get his foot in the door.

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                                                • aka123
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2014
                                                  • 4450
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by wehateporn
                                                  Just 5 bucks on eBay

                                                  Tell me about it. I already have a shitload of those. My imaginary girlfriend keeps nagging me for wearing those 24/7.

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                                                    • ClaireMonroe
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2012
                                                      • 213
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Rob
                                                      I just don't buy it. Especially all the horse shit about the rap artists being the leaders. You mean to tell me that there's a secret society hundreds of years old, whose sole purpose is to destroy (or enslave) the world, and not a single person has defected and written a tell-all book or given an interview? No fucking way in hell. It's always the ex-wife of an Illuminati member or their driver or a friend of a friend - but never the actual member.

                                                      Any of you schmoes buy into this Illuminati bullcrap?
                                                      My mom used to make me watch those religious movies where if you got the mark of the beast tattooed on you that you would not be taken up to heaven and then if you weren't taken up to heaven and didn't have it because you were bad then they would use a guillotine on you.

                                                      Now, IF I believed in all of that I would think the Illuminati would come from a religion/cult/country that wants to take over the world and uses 12th century techniques to execute people today with guillotines. If I did believe in all of that stuff I would be scared as hell right now because of everything going on with current country invasions, current wars, terrorism, etc.

                                                      It seems every 40 or 50 years it cycles of who the people think the Illuminati is. 40 or so years ago it was the hippies and the age of Aquarius. Before that it was the progressive movement and communism. 40 years before that? The Second Reich started.

                                                      I LOVE conspiracy theories and all that crap. You don't have to believe in them to put them together and make them up.

                                                      Forgive the typos. I hate texting. bla

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                                                        • ilnjscb
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jun 2009
                                                          • 8972
                                                          #15
                                                          I do believe that very rich people circumvent international law collectively, having seen it with my own eyes. I do believe that they naturally move towards feudalistic society, with themselves at the top, a layer of enforcers, and the 98% population of peasants. I believe inheritors convince themselves they are from "superior" bloodlines, or families, or clans. This is much more common in history than the somewhat representative governments we have in the G20.

                                                          I believe the means used to gather and increase power can seem to those on the bottom of the pyramid like a "secret society" or a cabal. In fact, the ultra-rich have no real need to operate in this manner. They have all the power they need without it. Perhaps they play at it, like the back room exclusive societies, but in reality, the slow creep of the elite is a constant of civilization.

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