I might have if I would have known that I was going to get screwed on the tip, BUT it was Jimmy Fucking Buffett! Who would have guessed he was a tightwad?!?!

I like to see sexy women get messy & did a podcast about it!

While drinking at a bar in Quito a cop pulled a gun on me and spiked my drink.

I have played bagpipes since I was 8 years old and my bagpipe band ranked 2nd in the world in 1991. We also toured with Rod Stewart.:pimp

I once had to pay 9000 Euro's in damages to a convicted pedophile because I said I would throw is ass in a fire...

im sorry, you introduced Huxley to mushrooms?

I did not eat McDonalds until I was 25

You should have just done that and saved $9000...

I was a JR. Olympic diver for many years.

also.

I've been on the cover of the SF Guardian twice.

Aldous Huxley was born July 26, 1894, in Godalming, England. He published his first book in 1916 and worked on the periodical Athenaeum 1919–1921. Thereafter he devoted himself largely to his own writing and spent much of his time in Italy until the late 1930s, when he settled in California. He established himself as a major author in his first two published novels, Crome Yellow and Antic Hay.

That would be fucking EPIC!:pimp

Yauch was a better man for learning these things from you! Fun to turn people on to things they have never witnessed or absorbed.

to stay true to the thread....
I had sexual relations with Orgasmic! 2 TIMES!

<3 <3 <3 ...

My dick bends to the right and can hit that little know magic orgasm spot on the sugar walls --- which I will draw a map of if you Paypal me $50.

I had triple more sex way back in my colleague day now its annoying