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  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94727

    #1

    Taking a good picture of your own dick ...

    ... any pointers, tips, online tutorials??
  • Sly
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    • Sep 2004
    • 31376

    #2
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    • Bladewire
      StraightBro
      • Aug 2003
      • 56228

      #3
      Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
      ... any pointers, tips, online tutorials??
      Take a pic of your boner next to a coke can or with a DVD behind. It gives people perspective and has always worked for me (no I don't have a huge monster cock)


      Skype: CallTomNow

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      • Scott McD
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Nov 2002
        • 67798

        #4
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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38939

          #5
          Originally posted by Bladewire
          Take a pic of your boner next to a coke can
          Further tip - Use a small coke can like you get on an airplane... Makes it look huge!


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          • L-Pink
            working on my tan
            • Mar 2005
            • 39151

            #6
            Originally posted by Bladewire
            Take a pic of your boner next to a coke can or with a DVD behind. It gives people perspective and has always worked for me (no I don't have a huge monster cock)

            Make sure you use a 7.5 oz can. Trust me on this.





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            • EliteWebmaster
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              • Feb 2010
              • 3990

              #7
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              • EliteWebmaster
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2010
                • 3990

                #8
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                • ErectMedia
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                  • Aug 2004
                  • 7100

                  #9
                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                  Make sure you use a 7.5 oz can. Trust me on this.





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                  make sure to hold your thumb over the 7.5 FL OZ and 90 calorie markings

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                  • brassmonkey
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                    • Sep 2005
                    • 77396

                    #10
                    Originally posted by EliteWebmaster
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                    • Bladewire
                      StraightBro
                      • Aug 2003
                      • 56228

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ErectMedia


                      make sure to hold your thumb over the 7.5 FL OZ and 90 calorie markings


                      Skype: CallTomNow

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                      • aka123
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                        • Jul 2014
                        • 4450

                        #12
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                        • MiamiBoyz
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                          • Oct 2012
                          • 6690

                          #13
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                          • Colmike9
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                            • Dec 2011
                            • 7230

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ErectMedia


                            make sure to hold your thumb over the 7.5 FL OZ and 90 calorie markings
                            *Only if you have really small hands, otherwise just prop your cock on the can..
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                            • MaDalton
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                              • Feb 2004
                              • 39861

                              #15
                              Originally posted by EliteWebmaster
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                              • wehateporn
                                Promoting Debate on GFY
                                • Apr 2007
                                • 27176

                                #16
                                The main thing to keep in mind is that a GFY avatar works well at approx 150x150, if it's for another forum you'll need a different size, also always first check with a forum admin that it's allowed or you could soon find yourself banned

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                                • clickity click
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                                  • Aug 2014
                                  • 3682

                                  #17
                                  Yeah GFY avatar 150x150 penis pump cock coke can

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                                  • Bladewire
                                    StraightBro
                                    • Aug 2003
                                    • 56228

                                    #18












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                                    • Bladewire
                                      StraightBro
                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 56228

                                      #19























                                      Skype: CallTomNow

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                                      • Spunky
                                        I need a beer
                                        • Jun 2002
                                        • 133986

                                        #20
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                                        • Rob
                                          I'm a great bowler.
                                          • Nov 2003
                                          • 13310

                                          #21

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                                          • SilentKnight
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                                            • Oct 2005
                                            • 24818

                                            #22
                                            Make sure Coke is payin' ya' residuals for product placement...

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                                            • loreen
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                                              • May 2004
                                              • 12558

                                              #23
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                                              • CaptainHowdy
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Dec 2004
                                                • 94727

                                                #24
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                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 94727

                                                  #25
                                                  Thanks, guys. Right now I'm toying with the idea of doing one of those videos where you ejaculate into a celebrity photo ...

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                                                  • michael.kickass
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                                                    • Mar 2009
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                                                    #26
                                                    I shouldn't have clicked this thread. :P
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                                                    • $tandaman
                                                      Pimping 8EZ
                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                      • 3530

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by michael.kickass
                                                      I shouldn't have clicked this thread. :P
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                                                      • ManPuppy
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                                                        • Aug 2011
                                                        • 407

                                                        #28
                                                        Shoot from the knees and include your face. Gives a false perspective next to your more distant face of being much larger.
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                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 94727

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by ManPuppy
                                                          Shoot from the knees and include your face. Gives a false perspective next to your more distant face of being much larger.
                                                          Very nice ...

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                                                          • SekobA
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                                                            • Oct 2008
                                                            • 12173

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Sly

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                                                            • L-Pink
                                                              working on my tan
                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                              • 39151

                                                              #31
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                                                              • kittykatt
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                                                                • Jun 2013
                                                                • 584

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Sly
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                                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                  • 94727

                                                                  #33

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