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Is dyna mo .... um, like... going to run for president?

07-14-2015, 07:50 PM

Seems a lot of people think he is.

I won't go so far as to say I think he is, but I suspect he might. I can't cite any definitive clues, it's more just a vibe at this point.

Hey, if dyna mo can do it.

"The Dem side doesn't need a novelty act, they already got Hillary"

--- yes, while that's true it's also true that dyna mo has a massive following and fan base, and posesses the wherewithal and ability to fuck with the race baiting news pasting machine known as brassmonkey. He's plugged into the issues, moreso than most. Born unquestionably in the US of A. (well, Texas) And unlike virtually all current candidates, GOP or Dem, people laugh with him rather than at him. The only ones rolling their eyes at dyna mo these days are those foolishly pushing carbon credits and Canadians driving electric cars.

But nah, it couldn't be, right? Totally absurd. This is just a boneprone fantasy dreamt up by a few of the remaining GFY posters, nothing more. It'll never happen.

Probably won't.

Except that it could.

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07-15-2015, 03:25 PM

First item on the agenda, send special forces to Canada on a top secret black op, called operation volt.

Find mark prince's house, unplug his volt and let Down the tyres.

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07-15-2015, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by georgeyw

First item on the agenda, send special forces to Canada on a top secret black op, called operation volt.

Find mark prince's house, unplug his volt and let Down the tyres.

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07-15-2015, 03:30 PM

I wish. :D :D :D

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07-15-2015, 03:50 PM

well, the rag is off the bush now.

Originally posted by georgeyw

First item on the agenda, send special forces to Canada on a top secret black op, called operation volt.

Find mark prince's house, unplug his volt and let Down the tyres.

my other agenda items:

* ban all flags
* ban free porn
* ban pharma commercials
* cancel daylight savings time
* require all gfyers to use the word "fuck" in every fucking post
* require all canned goods to have a pop top
* implement my beer&porn for guns exchange program
* rename obamacare to dynamocare
* require the tax be included on the price tag
* make the HOV lane a VIP lane
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07-15-2015, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

Is dyna mo .... um, like... going to run for president?

A much better (and more important) question is:

Is Dyna Mo gonna hum?

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07-15-2015, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

well, the rag is off the bush now.

my other agenda items:

* ban all flags
* ban free porn
* ban pharma commercials
* cancel daylight savings time
* require all gfyers to use the word "fuck" in every fucking post
* require all canned goods to have a pop top
* implement my beer&porn for guns exchange program
* rename obamacare to dynamocare
* require the tax be included on the price tag
* make the HOV lane a VIP lane

Subsequent to my rant about Kanye West closing the PanAm Games here - I am renouncing my Canadian citizenship...and will defect to the U.S. (just like those 4 Cubans earlier today).

And will consider voting dyna mo based on the above platform.
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07-15-2015, 04:16 PM

Originally posted by sarettah

A much better (and more important) question is:

Is Dyna Mo gonna hum?

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07-15-2015, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

Subsequent to my rant about Kanye West closing the PanAm Games here - I am renouncing my Canadian citizenship...and will defect to the U.S. (just like those 4 Cubans earlier today).

And will consider voting dyna mo based on the above platform.

nice, you've brought up a good point re: my foreign policy i'm still white boarding.

along with banning flags, i'm going to push for abolishing dashed lines on maps that separate nations, so you'll be able to still live right where you are an enjoy the perks of my admin.

the beautiful part is by getting rid of the lines on maps = no more war, so i'll retask the military to replace all the telephone poles, sidewalks, dams, bridges and all the rusty shit.

make America even fucking greater!
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07-15-2015, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

nice, you've brought up a good point re: my foreign policy i'm still white boarding.

along with banning flags, i'm going to push for abolishing dashed lines on maps that separate nations, so you'll be able to still live right where you are an enjoy the perks of my admin.

the beautiful part is by getting rid of the lines on maps = no more war, so i'll retask the military to replace all the telephone poles, sidewalks, dams, bridges and all the rusty shit.

make America even fucking greater!

That'll also work for my master plan. Having endured fifty Canadian winters...I won't need a passport to get melanoma on a beach in Florida while enjoying copious amounts of wobbly beverages.

Fuck, I may even consider being your campaign manager.
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07-15-2015, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

That'll also work for my master plan. Having endured fifty Canadian winters...I won't need a passport to get melanoma on a beach in Florida while enjoying copious amounts of wobbly beverages.

Fuck, I may even consider being your campaign manager.

let's make America even fucking greater again!
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07-15-2015, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

well, the rag is off the bush now.

my other agenda items:

* ban all flags
* ban free porn
* ban pharma commercials
* cancel daylight savings time
* require all gfyers to use the word "fuck" in every fucking post
* require all canned goods to have a pop top
* implement my beer&porn for guns exchange program
* rename obamacare to dynamocare
* require the tax be included on the price tag
* make the HOV lane a VIP lane

FLMAO!!!

I would *fucking* vote for you if I could with that list

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07-15-2015, 04:59 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

let's make America even fucking greater again!

Albeit, we'll still need dots on the map around Qweebec...unless you want ********** singing Yankee Doodle while trying to bone Elon Musk.
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07-15-2015, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

well, the rag is off the bush now.

my other agenda items:

* ban all flags
* ban free porn
* ban pharma commercials
* cancel daylight savings time
* require all gfyers to use the word "fuck" in every fucking post
* require all canned goods to have a pop top
* implement my beer&porn for guns exchange program
* rename obamacare to dynamocare
* require the tax be included on the price tag
* make the HOV lane a VIP lane

including yourself voting you'll get like 2! man you can't include tax on the price tag! it would clog up retail!

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07-15-2015, 05:54 PM

Let's interview Candidate Dynamo.

Mr. Mo. May I call you Dyna? Thank you!

Dyna:

- Who would you most life to face-off against in the debate? Pick one candidate from your party, and then pick one from another party please.

- What problems would you like to solve during your first few months as president?

- Is the first lady hot?
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07-15-2015, 06:01 PM

dyna mo, dyna mo, dyna mo, dyna mo !! FOR PRESIDENTYO, he would get my vote!

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07-15-2015, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

Having endured fifty Canadian winters...I won't need a passport to get melanoma on a beach in Florida while enjoying copious amounts of wobbly beverages.

Wait ... I can ask these winter locusts for their passports?

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07-15-2015, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by MarkPrince

Let's interview Candidate Dynamo.

Mr. Mo. May I call you Dyna? Thank you!

Dyna:

- Who would you most life to face-off against in the debate? Pick one candidate from your party, and then pick one from another party please.

- What problems would you like to solve during your first few months as president?

- Is the first lady hot?

you know me, i'll face off against any mother fucker on the planet.

the very first problem i would solve would be to get rid of rudeness. you know, talking during the movie, loud sneezers, standing too close on line, loud cell phone talkers, rapists.

i'd send those people to Mexico.

next, i'd get rid of those "my kid is an honor student at somefucking school" bumper stickers. those are the root of a lot of problems here in America.

i figure those 2 things will get a lot of shit sorted and start making America even fucking greater again!
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07-15-2015, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

Wait ... I can ask these winter locusts for their passports?

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Unless you're working alongside Achnod ('Bob') or Jaginder ('Steve') at U.S. Customs...prolly not.
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07-15-2015, 07:22 PM

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dyna mo, dyna mo, dyna mo, dyna mo !! FOR PRESIDENTYO, he would get my vote!

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07-15-2015, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

well, the rag is off the bush now.

my other agenda items:

* ban all flags
* ban free porn
* ban pharma commercials
* cancel daylight savings time
* require all gfyers to use the word "fuck" in every fucking post
* require all canned goods to have a pop top
* implement my beer&porn for guns exchange program
* rename obamacare to dynamocare
* require the tax be included on the price tag
* make the HOV lane a VIP lane

This is all looks great and everything but I have a few questions about your 'beer&porn for guns exchange program'. First and foremost, why not margaritas? Who among us doesn't like a frozen margarita on a hot day? Conceivably, you could easily expand the program even further by including Pina Coladas and Strawberry. You know, girl drinks.
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07-16-2015, 08:10 AM

I'd vote for him :D ...

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07-16-2015, 08:11 AM

I can't wait from some everyman to run. Crowdfunded by the internet.

It's going to happen.

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