man goes out as a true redneck!!!!

**TheSquealer** · 07-05-2015, 03:48 PM

They fucked up the article

"Tragedy struck in Texas..."
should have been
"Darwinism struck in Texas..."

and quite frankly, after seeing his pic, i think we're all just a little better off for it.

**SilentKnight** · 07-05-2015, 03:56 PM

Video would've been a great marketing placement for a Coors ad.

**mineistaken** · 07-05-2015, 04:00 PM

redneck power!

**Grapesoda** · 07-05-2015, 04:06 PM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

Video would've been a great marketing placement for a Coors ad.

ad campaign: drink Coors and do something stupid!

**dyna mo** · 07-05-2015, 04:13 PM

whew, i'm glad y'all didn't say Coor's Light.

**blackmonsters** · 07-05-2015, 04:23 PM

Even though he died, I think this dude may have out done him.

Teen says he blackmailed his mom into having sex with him: Police | PennLive.com

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**dyna mo** · 07-05-2015, 04:56 PM

I'm really not seeing any issues so far, i want to party with that first dude and the 2nd dude, well, i'llneed to see nudie pics of his mom.

but hey, i'm a motherfucking redneck from Texas gotta drive what i brung.

**ErectMedia** · 07-05-2015, 05:08 PM

I don't fuck with alligators, sharks or snakes.

**L-Pink** · 07-05-2015, 05:28 PM

Wonder if the gator was hungry or just fucking with the guy.

**escorpio** · 07-05-2015, 05:31 PM

Originally posted by blackmonsters

Even though he died, I think this dude may have out done him.

Teen says he blackmailed his mom into having sex with him: Police | PennLive.com

.

Wonder what he has on her. Must be pretty good.

**mineistaken** · 07-05-2015, 05:35 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

but hey, i'm a motherfucking redneck from Texas gotta drive what i brung.

You ain't no redneck, you do not fight for rebel flag

**dyna mo** · 07-05-2015, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by mineistaken

You ain't no redneck, you do not fight for rebel flag

your basic Texas redneck isn't so inclined. I'm not saying it with pride, it is what it is but yeah i grew up South Texas redneck. The big difference was there were no blacks at all where i grew up- none. i was about 13 or 14 when the first black family moved into the neighborhood. it made conversation. Texans mostly hate the Mexicans, since there weren't a lot of blacks. And you know, the war. love mexican food, well tex-mex.

**mineistaken** · 07-05-2015, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by MrBottomTooth

If my death ever makes national news I hope they find a pic equally as epic / ridiculous of me to use for the article.

"journalists"....

**mineistaken** · 07-05-2015, 06:03 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

Texans mostly hate the Mexicans

Not some spineless politically correct liberals

**rayadp05** · 07-05-2015, 06:54 PM

That's some crazy shit.

**TheSquealer** · 07-05-2015, 07:04 PM

The alligator had to be really happy.... "Wow, this is awesome! This literally never happens to me!!"

**Bladewire** · 07-05-2015, 07:11 PM

Poor little fella

**JuicyBunny** · 07-05-2015, 10:40 PM

Viva Darwin!
One dead after fireworks accident in Calais

**L-Pink** · 07-05-2015, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by JuicyBunny

Viva Darwin!
One dead after fireworks accident in Calais

"22-year-old Devon Staples died instantly when he put a fireworks mortar on his head and set it off"

Anyone want to bet on his alcohol blood level?

**TheSquealer** · 07-05-2015, 10:57 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

"22-year-old Devon Staples died instantly when he put a fireworks mortar on his head and set it off"

Anyone want to bet on his alcohol blood level?

Before or after his celebratory firework display punched a hole through the top of his head?

**blackmonsters** · 07-06-2015, 04:14 AM

Originally posted by L-Pink

"22-year-old Devon Staples died instantly when he put a fireworks mortar on his head and set it off"

Anyone want to bet on his alcohol blood level?

Alcohol, shhhhhhh.
Everybody thinks it's that evil refer killing people.

**Just Alex** · 07-06-2015, 04:21 AM

Originally posted by L-Pink

"22-year-old Devon Staples died instantly when he put a fireworks mortar on his head and set it off"

Anyone want to bet on his alcohol blood level?

Lol. Must heve had nice fro to stuck it in to

**dirtymind** · 07-06-2015, 04:26 AM

how can people be this stupid, i will never get it.

**aka123** · 07-06-2015, 04:35 AM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

Video would've been a great marketing placement for a Coors ad.

When it comes to fucking alligators, I don't think it is legal if the alligator isn't wearing safety goggles.

**pornguy** · 07-06-2015, 04:52 AM

Odd the dumb drunk fuck that got eaten by a Gator in Cancun not long ago was not a redneck.

**Paul Markham** · 07-06-2015, 07:28 AM

The last bit had me spilling my coffee.

The authorities hope the attack will be a wake up call for others to hide the sign. "No Swimming Alligators." How dumb do you need to be, to need a wake up call not to swim with alligators?

**Grapesoda** · 07-06-2015, 07:50 AM

Originally posted by Paul Markham

The last bit had me spilling my coffee.

The authorities hope the attack will be a wake up call for others to hide the sign. "No Swimming Alligators." How dumb do you need to be, to need a wake up call not to swim with alligators?

guess the guy figured it would be like swimming with the dolphins!

**dyna mo** · 07-06-2015, 07:57 AM

this thread reminds me, i need to watch joe dirt again, it's been a few months- dang!

**crockett** · 07-06-2015, 08:02 AM

Joe Dirt wasn't a redneck, he was white trash..

**dyna mo** · 07-06-2015, 08:06 AM

i didn't fucking say joe dirt was a redneck.

**Evil Chris** · 07-06-2015, 08:07 AM

This thread has me shaking my head in disbelief.

**dyna mo** · 07-06-2015, 08:07 AM

keep your snarky fucking bullshit in the politics threads, don't fucking try and gotcha me over watching a fucking movie you sad fuck.

**Bladewire** · 07-06-2015, 08:16 AM

**dyna mo** · 07-06-2015, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by Bladewire

exactly. that's right before, you know, the alligator eating joe dirt scene.

**Bladewire** · 07-06-2015, 08:22 AM

Originally posted by dyna mo

exactly. that's right before, you know, the alligator eating joe dirt scene.

**Ross** · 07-06-2015, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by ErectMedia

I don't fuck with alligators, sharks or snakes.

Likewise. That shit is just plain dumb.

**crockett** · 07-06-2015, 09:44 AM

Originally posted by dyna mo

i didn't fucking say joe dirt was a redneck.

I didn't say you said he was a redneck.. I just said he wasn't a redneck but was white trash.

JD · 07-06-2015, 04:29 PM

Woodward becomes the first man to be killed by an alligator in Texas since 1836.

**Sly** · 07-06-2015, 04:34 PM

Tombstone will read:

Thought he needed a beer. Should not have had a beer.

**Rochard** · 07-06-2015, 05:08 PM

I thought this was going to be about the guy who launched a firework from his head and exploded his head leaving nothing behind.

**PaperstreetWinston** · 07-06-2015, 08:32 PM

instant classic

**Bama** · 07-06-2015, 09:11 PM

Journalist tried to interview the alligator but all he could say was..... "buuuuuuuurp"!

**Paul Markham** · 07-06-2015, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by Rochard

I thought this was going to be about the guy who launched a firework from his head and exploded his head leaving nothing behind.

This one? Man dies after launching fireworks from his head.

He never got the memo. "Light blue touch paper and stand well back."

**michael.kickass** · 07-07-2015, 09:29 AM

...aaaand that's why you shouldn't fuck with alligators.

man goes out as a true redneck!!!!

man goes out as a true redneck!!!!

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