If not having paragraphs means you would rather sit in jail, I don't give a shit, then they can have fun in lockup LOL.............

This thread delivers...

Delivers a summons, or warrant? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Filed under #whatcouldgowrong

I'm ... A) not going to be sitting in a jail and ... B) Not the one who wasted time rambling on and on with a wall of unreadable text no one will read because I didn't know what a paragraph is.

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Maybe you will maybe you won't...........but with your lovely attitude I doubt you'll fare well when you do run into a situation you can't and won't understand. You'll run your mouth and end up right where most do. Oh and if you can't understand the words I wrote, I realize I just wasted more time replying LOL.

...and still here!

Because I didn't do anything. :)
The wheels of justice turn slow but considering it is summer time and almost the entire student body is gone they had more than enough down time to follow up and figure that it wasn't me.

This really did happen.

I mentioned earlier that I didn't shake the black man's hand, I wonder if it would have helped if I told him straight to his face that

"I dindu nuffins!!!!" :1orglaugh

If I was ever guilty of anything I would have kept my mouth shut and said nothing, if that's the case all you do is say "Sorry, I will talk to my lawyer, good day."

They went after me because they thought I was capable of all the hacking and other schemes that were done. It's an honor to be thought of so highly for the wrong reasons! :)
I was about 3/4 done with an electrical engineering degree from Iowa State until I decided to stop going at the end of 2012. Stack that on top of the craigslist post, the email list, it rings a lot of false positives.

Glad you are still here. Local PD doesn't enforce tax crimes. .001% of people use stolen IDs to do very very bad stuff. Every single thing accessed online by anyone in the US is tracked. It is easy to list certain IPs, keywords, sites, access points, login times and geo, and holistically filter them for bad actors. You were, I assume, on the outside of one of the resulting arrays, and easy to find.

[L-Pink Mandated Paragraph] If you have done anything even remotely illegal tied in any way to your internet activity, get an attorney, tell him everything, and get his home and weekend number.

That was way better than the second season of True Detective ...