I'm Missing London ATM...

I have heard of ass to mouth, but never London ass to mouth. After eating curry?

lol - I always forget I can't use 'ATM' on GFY...

LOL

What, no 24 hour markets in London? You jest.
How disappointing.

NYC, we have ice cream 24/7.

just picked up one of these on the way home...

I think you missed the point - I am not in London...

I used to like you...

Just ate some Mint Chocolate Chip while finishing up Season 3 of Orange is the New Black, still got some Butter Pecan for tomorrow

ATM after curry is a recipe for disaster...

I hate Mint Choc Chip ice cream - The only thing worse is Rum And Raisin...

White Choc with Raspberry is the only way to go.....

yeah, people who like mint chocolate chip tend to suck as do those who like cookie crunch.

I also like balsamic vinegar flavored ice cream. seems hard to find.

Its ramadamadingdong at the moment so those "locals" take priority.

If I was in London and they tried to take away my ice cream they would see what a REAL fanatic can do - I would fight to the death...

In what hole you are where it's impossible to buy an ice cream at 4am?

It's a village in the south of Spain - I love it here until I have a craving at 4am...

Of course it will all change when I am sitting outside the bar in the village square this afternoon drinking cold beers in the sun and have as much ice cream as I can eat..

Ah I see now. I'm used to live in concrete jungle where everything is available 24/7 (something is available at the night time only ;)). Moscow is a nightlife city, so it never sleeps

P.S. Was recently watching an interview with some famous Ukrainian rock singer. When he was asked about nightlife in Kiev, he said that if you are looking for a cool nightlife on the Ukraine, you should go to Odessa, but if you can choose any country in the World, then Moscow is definitely number #1. Personally I totally agree with him.

Until you wanna smoke a joint at which point the Moscow police will break your nose . For nightlife Barcelona, Berlin, Amsterdam or NYC.

You are such a clown. You well knew that you can not buy icecream at 4am in most of smaller (and even not so small) towns in the world.
And since you are so "cool" to live in major city you pretend to be "surprised". You are see through like that, it is funny.
Not the first time you do shit like that in order to appear "cool" big city guy, yet you do not fool anyone

Seriously - how stupid you must be to be surprised that smaller towns do not have 24/7 spots?

In London they sell Freezers too, very useful

Do you go to B-Club?

The Place To B-Club
By Denis Salnikov

It is well known that without the assistance of my tusokva, clubs such as Tseppelin and Jet Set (the early Jet Set) would never be the elite vanguard of Moscow's cultural transformation. A club is not simply about throwing money into an expensive interior, but it is about something much more dear and priceless: getting the right people, such as my crowd.

By the time Cabaret opened up a couple of years ago, I was already moving into the world of finance. Cabaret represented my tusovka's time to become more sophisticated, without losing any of the joie de vivre for which we Russians are known. While one part of my friends is raising the nation's culture, I am in banking, raising the society. Two recent projects my bank is financing include a brand new elite five star hotel which will exceed even the best hotels in Milan or Paris (at a price), and a major Russian film project whose budget will scare Hollywood's Jews, although I cannot be sure that they or any other American will understand the film's message and art.

So you can see that although I don't like to brag about it, I and many of my tusovka are becoming, yes, adults. Young, energetic adults, with money and ideas.

I must call myself an adult because the new generation tusovka is already taking our place. And their club, in case you didn't know, is B-CLUB. It's located just around the corner from Cabaret, which is significant because it allows those of us in our mid-20s to oversee what the younger generation is doing, making sure that they are maintaining the high cultural standards.

The people behind B-Club are not those whom I would name, but I can assure you that this is the fruits of the new Russian aristocracy. Here, you will find the most beautiful girls imaginable, and the most sophisticated for their age. Let me just put it to you this way-my girlfriend Oksana is a regular here.

The nice thing for readers of this newspaper is that now B-Club will be relaxing its door policy just enough to allow the cream of the foreign community to take a peak in. I would advise only the most fashionable males to consider coming here. And I would not advise the foreign women to attempt to enter, because even if they are allowed in, they will soon be stricken by complexes and will probably develop eating disorders.

The style for this generation is all R&B, and B-Club has Moscow's best R&B DJs, including many blacks. The dancing is first-rate, and I particularly like the layout design, which is very open and reminds me of Paris. Also, the bathrooms are quite large, which will allow patrons to indulge in all sorts of secret sins which I used to do myself.

Shall I tell you a secret? When I was there for the fashion show two weekends ago, I was approached by a couple to join them in the bathroom. But the boy was not to my liking. He was too young for my tastes. Four years ago, I would have simply shoved him aside and taken his girl in for myself, but now, I am a businessman. My standards must always be impeccable.

What about Leto?

Leto The Club Shine In
By Denis Salnikov

There is an American saying that I am fond of, which says, "If it's not broken, then don't fix it." The same is true for last summer's top club LETO, which re-opened last weekend in the same location off the Yauza River embankment. Leto opened and closed quickly last summer. It was the most elite club the entire time, and smartly didn't overstay its welcome as many clubs, such as Tseppelin. This is a lesson many of us should remember.

So now Osen' is officially closed and the beautiful crowd has moved to Leto. In Moscow, where the elite needs constant stimulation and movement to remain interested, it is necessary that the clubs move every season in order to keep the most elite tusovka coming back. Sinesh understands this well. And of course, at Leto's door once again is my old acquaintance Pasha, who is like a guardian angel protecting elite clubs from going downhill, and protecting us, the golden youth and the elite tusovka, from being forced to mix with more common types with their depressing clothes and greedy, uncultured expressions.

The crowd outside of Leto was probably the most beautiful, stylish crowd in the world that night. Some showed up in great stretch limousines, showing off their new outfits.

At the door, there was some chaos that was unpleasant. Here I observed there are, even among the elite, three or four distinct classes or layers, and the bottom layer of the elite, which would be welcomed as gods at clubs like Fabrique, had no chance of getting into Leto.

Since I am an old acquaintance of Pasha and Sinesh, I was guided through to the front, along with my girlfriend Oksana, my friend Stas and his date Francesca, a beautiful young Russian brunette with aristocratic Italian blood. We reached the entrance but Pasha said he could not let Oksana in. It was with much regret that I told Oksana to wait in the car for me while I went inside. After all, I could not ruin my own night and my reputation simply because Oksana looked too awestruck and excited to get in. She should learn how to behave herself coolly if she is going to hang with the big boys, as the Americans say. I believe that the two hours she spent in my car with my driver gave her valuable time to think.

Stas, Francesca and I had an excellent time in Leto, greeting many of the beautiful crowd that we have not seen for quite some time. I was also able to make two important business contacts. Everyone in Leto is rich and important, but you cannot simply be from Rublevka with a rich daddy to be in the very top layer. You must also be a leader, with class. I explained this to Oksana when I returned to the car, but she pouted and then shouted, "Ok, hvatit!" I raised my hand, and she quickly stopped. She apologized and cried and asked me if I would hug her.

Yes, it is not easy to train a Russian woman, but I believe, with brutal but skilled methods, she will be ready to pass Pasha's test by the end of this summer. In the meantime, she's going to have to find her own clubbing partner.

I'm not in London - Jebus...

Edit: The whole thread is a social comment about how easy it is to live in a big city - I am in a fantastic place - However, I miss the convenience of being in a 24/7 city.....

I was giving you another reason to miss London

Are you an idiot? For real?

The only clown here is you because I said "I see" when the OP mentioned it's a village (not even a city). Learn English and try to read the comments _before_ to post your stupid replies.













Once again: Moscow is 4x times larger than NYC and there are so many cool places to visit.

P.S. All those videos are overcensored (because youtube). Come to Moscow and I'll show you some places you'll never see online ;)

Just spent 4 days in Sheboygan, Wisconsin at the Frozen Dessert Institute. I've never seen so much ice cream in my life.

You can see drag queens in most cities Try and do something not state sanctioned in Moscow and see how you end up.

In your 3rd-world shithole - for sure. Moscow is beautiful.

just like any other place if you break law and police catch you will face problems

The Russian police is corrupted, so $100 for smoking a pot and saying "fuck you" to a police officer is a fair price here

To be fair, I don't know a single person who didn't break some law here E.g. taxi service without a license - illegal, but almost all car owners doing it from time to time. Brothels are illegal, but you won't find any other city in the world with such number of brothels, like here (Amsterdam's redlight district is just nothing). Cannabis is illegal, but everybody know where to buy it 24/7. "Ecstasy" drug is illegal, but it's being sold in any night club almost openly. Tax evasion is illegal, but it's like a national sport in Russia. In the USA or Germany you will be quit about it, but in Russia tax evasion is a reason for bragging. Smoking in public places is forbidden, but everybody does it. Actually even drinking beer on public is forbidden to, but who cares? How many people were shot dead by police during the last year in Moscow?

Check this out: http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...15-prison.html - you can get up to 15 year in prison for a public sex in the "free" States. Max you can get here for the same "crime" is a fine of $1000 (in fact it will be a $100 bribe to the pocket of police officer).

So, don't be a clown and don't tell me what I can do here and what I can't.

really good scene, and the women ain't half bad

so basically Russia is an anarchy and the only thing you cannot do is openly criticize it (as a journalist or political opposition) because that gets you silenced.

thanks for explaining


edit: And I think we can also agree that it is very helpful to create outside enemies to get your own people behind you - like Putins approval rates confirm

When I see your threads here, they all connected to trips / airports

Since I'm an anarchist, I love it However anarchy doesn't mean high level of crime. Moscow is 4x times bigger than NYC, but murder, rape and robbery cases are not that big as there. If you kill or rape, you will be caught and money won't help to avoid the prison. On the other hand, insignificant crimes like tax evasion (not punished by prison time for a stand-alone person), working w/o a license, disorderly conduct (e.g. public sex) or prostitution is something our police don't really care about. You can't get 15 years in prison for that like in the USA. Also our police doesn't shoot civilians. Russia a rather safe and free place to live with its own rules. You can drink beer and smoke in public places even if it's forbidden. You can smoke a pot because there is no punishment for drug use (only distribution is illegal), but you can't kill, rape or rob. So once again: I'm ok with that. I know the rules and I feel pretty well with them.

As about criticizing of government. Yes, you can't do it in federal media (not completely of course, but very limited). However you can do it via independent media (e.g. TV Rain is an extremely anti-Putin channel and it's the only news source I'm watching on TV). Also there is a ton of similar sites in the Internet. For example, Navalny, who openly calls Putin a thief and wants to jail him for life, has got 27% of votes on latest elections of Moscow mayor. That's him in the federal court:





Note his laptop. There is written: "ВОР" (a thief), with Putin's face in the middle.

Navalny and evil Russian police:



Even police loves him. When his office is being searched by fabricated reason, the officers are asking for an autograph and listening his lectures about Putin's corruption - no j/k

So the political situation here is not as simple, as your media tries to show you. We have a strong opposition and a lot of people (including me) support it.

Yes, the same as Bush Jr. did to get 97% approval rating (Putin can even dream about it). I don't want to say that current Russian president is somehow better or worse than Bush, Obama or Clinton. Same shit - different faces. All politicians are like that.

I would borrow you one i always have at least 4 or 5 in my fridge

Eddy your in Southern Spain right?

Yes, near Alicante...

I'm mean to be in London tomorrow - That looks very unlikely ATM though.....

I have had a load of ice cream today - Yum!..

Once again, do you mean the third world shithole that ranks above Russia in every quality of life study?

Or I can just walk down the street here puffing a fat joint instead of getting shaken down by your broke ass police.

Your shithole rates #1 by alcoholism. That's all I know about it. You don't build space rockets, nuclear pants or anything else. Have you sent a first man to the outer space? No, you haven't. No math, physic, medical, geographical or literary achievements. Have you discovered Antarctica? No, you haven't. You have never won a single war because you are used to serve any master (Nazis, Russians, Americans - doesn't matter - you are ready to kiss any ass). Have you liberated Prague in 1945? No, you haven't (no balls to fight for your own land). In a few words: you are just nothing. The only thing you can do best is to drink beer and vodka 24/7. Is it the quality of life? Ok then and congrats on that.

So you are not just an alcoholic. You are a junkie. That's a real reason for a pride of your fucked up country. Congrats one more time!

I've already explained this to you before in another thread, but I'll just chalk it up to your alcoholism. Russia ranks number one for alcohol abuse. WHO | World Health Organization

Are you an idiot? That's some outdated stats from 2004. You should look for the recent ones for 2014. It could be a surprise for you, but world have changed a lot during lats 10 years.

2. Czech Republic - 25 drunkest countries in the world - Pictures - CBS News

The statistic you're looking for is Prevalence of Alcohol use disorders. The only thing your CBS link shows is that we drink more by volume. All this is demonstrates is that we hold our liquor better than you guys.

Let's hope even more has changed since 2013 http://rt.com/news/russia-city-utili...-plumbing-251/

i chuckled, the Czech GDP per capita is twice as much as the Russian

and that after you guys finished the job my ancestors started - especially in 1968 when the Russians drove with their tanks over the people that just wanted their freedom

now in reality CZ is about the most peaceful, liberal, affordable and modern country you can find

and you have really become a very bitter and hostile person btw - too bad

I don't think he even understands how per capita statistics work. All he quotes is total numbers like an idiot. Russia has 14 times the population of Czech Republic. Of course your total numbers regarding immigration, Nobel prize winners, GDP are larger than ours. It doesn't mean that Russians are somehow more successful (by the way, take a look at the number of Nobel prize winners from UK, US, France, or Germany), it means your ancestors didn't understand the concept of pulling out.

GDP does mean nothing, especially if it's not calculated in national currency, because it's the INTERNAL product. Also different countries use different methodics to calculate it. Some (like the UK) even include illegal drug trafficing and prostitution. So if you include corruption ("взятки" + "откаты") and so-called "black salaries" into Russian GDP, it will be 10x bigger than now So this abstract number doesn't mean anything and course it doesn't turn a 3rd-world country into the first world one. For example, GDP of Saudi Arabia is 3x times bigger than GDP of Czech Republic, but I would never consider Saudi Arabia as a first world. Sorry, but it simple doesn't work.

They wanted it not much enough. If they had balls, tanks would not stop them. Sorry, but they are just pussies. When Soviet people got tied of commies, only in Moscow 1 million of citizens has practically surrounded Kremlin and you know, nobody was able to stop them. As a result, the 6th article was removed from our Constitution, commies lost their power and Soviet Union has collapsed. I believe this historical moment is silenced by your media and you believe the USSR was won by Americans from outside, but not dissolved by its own people from inside.



Go compare this picture to Prague in 1968. Those were too cowardly and lazy for a real revolution. Their boozer were still open, so they were ok.

No, I'm not. I just don't like when some lazy and useless clown (it's not about you of course) is calling my motherland a 3rd-world country. This type of people gets me really angry.

I only wanted an ice cream...