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  • EddyTheDog
    Just Doing My Own Thing
    • Jan 2011
    • 25433

    #1

    Spam Me Your Gran's Anti Mozi Potions...

    I am in Spain and am being eaten alive - I must have spent $200 on so called 'repellents' - I need to go 'old fashioned'...

  • SilentKnight
    Megan Fox's fluffer
    • Oct 2005
    • 24818

    #2
    I use Bens 100 max formula - 95% deet. Works great against skitters and ticks.

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    • ottopottomouse
      She is ugly, bad luck.
      • Jan 2010
      • 13177

      #3
      Smother yourself in Marmite.
      ↑ see post ↑
      13101

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      • EddyTheDog
        Just Doing My Own Thing
        • Jan 2011
        • 25433

        #4
        Originally posted by ottopottomouse
        Smother yourself in Marmite.


        So that's what this is about...

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        • just a punk
          So fuckin' bored
          • Jun 2003
          • 32393

          #5
          Отпугиватель комаров "Комарин-брелок" - about $17 USD for an ultrasound keychain, and no chemicals at all. Works like a magic in range of 2 square meters.
          Obey the Cowgod

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          • EddyTheDog
            Just Doing My Own Thing
            • Jan 2011
            • 25433

            #6
            Originally posted by CyberSEO
            Отпугиватель комаров "Комарин-брелок" - about $17 USD for a ultrasound keychain and no chemicals at all. Works like a magic.
            That looks like a good idea - We had an ultrasound thing for mice and it was great...

            Thanks.....

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            • CurrentlySober
              Too lazy to wipe my ass
              • Aug 2002
              • 38944

              #7
              Use poo. Thank? me later


              👁️ 👍️ 💩

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              • EddyTheDog
                Just Doing My Own Thing
                • Jan 2011
                • 25433

                #8
                Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                Use poo. Thank? me later
                OK - Covered in poo and Marmite, I will be at the local bar soon - I will let you know how it goes - I will tell you I have a bad feeling about this - Not everyone likes Marmite...

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                • kazbalah
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 1215

                  #9
                  This is no bullshit.. but i heard if you eat small amounts of shit each day for a few weeks it will repel insects, mozzies, flies, females and work colleges.
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                  • CurrentlySober
                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 38944

                    #10
                    Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                    OK - Covered in poo and Marmite, I will be at the local bar soon - I will let you know how it goes - I will tell you I have a bad feeling about this - Not everyone likes Marmite...
                    Well at least NOTHING will come near you Even Mozis

                    PS: Please post pics


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                    • Manfap
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2013
                      • 2626

                      #11
                      You get the tiger mozis down there as well. Not nice.

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                      • SilentKnight
                        Megan Fox's fluffer
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 24818

                        #12
                        I read somewhere recently that the Gates Foundation was working on a lightbulb based on laser technology that would ward off mosquitos - part of an effort to cut down the spread of malaria in the third world.

                        But I haven't seen it show up in the local hardware store just yet...

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                        • candyflip
                          Carpe Visio
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 43069

                          #13
                          I have one of these:

                          Mosquito Magnet® Patriot Trap | CO2 Mosquito Trap

                          I've brought it and used it on multiple movie sets too. It's the only thing that works for sure.

                          Spend you some brain.
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                          • Paz
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2012
                            • 457

                            #14
                            Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                            I am in Spain and am being eaten alive

                            Start smoking or get a girlfriend who should have a body temperature of 0.5C higher than yours - just kidding

                            We burn lemon eucalyptus and they run a mile.

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