Checklist for becoming CANADIAN:

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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682
    #1

    Checklist for becoming CANADIAN:

    I know some people here before have asked about Canadian visas/citizenship. I have FIRST HAND experience in this area. so before you begin make sure you pass the OFFICIAL "Path To Becoming Canadian" checklist:

    1. Do you wear a turban?
    2. Do you pray to a God (other then Jesus) 5x /day?
    3. Do you expect to have 4+ children and plan to apply for as many benefits as possible?
    4. Will you speak languages OTHER than English while shopping in the grocery market?
    5. Do you plan on sending majority of your earnings overseas to family members?
    6. Do you plan on forcing your beliefs on Canadian culture?
    7. Do you stink like all spice?
    8. Do you believe women are unequal?
    9. Are you related to terrorists?
    10. Are you non white?

    If you answered YES to all of these questions, i can GUARANTEE that you will be accepted to Canada. CONGRATS!
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    • Manfap
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2013
      • 2626
      #2
      Is Jesus a god?

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        • MetaMan
          I AM WEB 2.0
          • Jan 2003
          • 28682
          #3
          Originally posted by Manfap
          Is Jesus a god?
          Shut your dam mouth with your stupid questions. Idiot.

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            • _Richard_
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Oct 2006
              • 30991
              #4
              another AB success story

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                • BlackCrayon
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 19634
                  #5
                  yep, canada is becoming a society of immigration.
                  you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                    • mineistaken
                      See signature :)
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 29656
                      #6
                      Well concluded. Those PC scum pushing their parasite policies.

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                        • MetaMan
                          I AM WEB 2.0
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 28682
                          #7
                          Originally posted by _Richard_
                          another AB success story
                          I live on the beaches of the Caribbean now. How is life living in china town? do you get along great with all the drug addicts?

                          LOSER

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                            • _Richard_
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 30991
                              #8
                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                              I live on the beaches of the Caribbean now. How is life living in china town? do you get along great with all the drug addicts?

                              LOSER
                              i guess you're from AB

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                                • Ross
                                  Ik ben een aap
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 18874
                                  #9
                                  Thanks for the tip, I'm applying for Perm Res now, will be sure to answer YES to all of the above questions. Cheers Metaman!

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                                    • Grapesoda
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Jul 2003
                                      • 46238
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by BlackCrayon
                                      yep, canada is becoming a society of immigration.
                                      immigration is moving to a country and assimilating into the culture... Islam is colonizing

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                                        • Captain Kawaii
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Oct 2007
                                          • 6748
                                          #11
                                          I guess Mexicans are neo-colonialists then.

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