Man Kills Imaginary Friend, Turns Self In, Takes World's Saddest Mug Shot - GoFuckYourself.com

Grapesoda · 05-12-2015, 05:43 PM

time to lighten shit up a bit around here....

Here you have another reason why drugs are bad, kids: you end up killing your imaginary friend and then demand the death penalty, which is exactly what one Florida man did.

Geoff Gaylord walked into a Jacksonville Sheriff's Office and confessed to his crime: he had repeatedly stabbed his friend "Mr. Happy" with a kitchen knife, cut up Mr. Happy with a hatchet, and buried him in his backyard. Let me remind you again that this occurred in Florida, so perhaps it should come as a surprise to no one.

Gaylord and Mr. Happy were friends for seven years but, according to Gaylord, he killed him for a few reasons:

"He left his empty vodka bottles all over the kitchen... never picked up his empty cocaine baggies...He messed up my apartment to the point where I just couldn't get it clean...Before Hap started doing drugs and acting weird he was my BFF...We'd go dancing, play on the children's park equipment, both huge fans of doom metal ? listened to it for hours with the lights turned off."

When Mr. Happy crashed Gaylord's car, and Gaylord got arrested instead, Gaylord had had enough.

"That drunk driving incident I got unfairly blamed for and just how messy he had become put me over the edge and I murdered him."

Gaylord was eventually taken into custody when he threatened police for not giving him the death penalty. Police found drug paraphernalia and a machine gun in Gaylord's house, and was booked on multiple charges.

So much for the BFF bracelets these two exchanged.

Man Kills Imaginary Friend, Turns Self In, Takes World's Saddest Mug Shot - Mandatory

crockett · 05-12-2015, 05:52 PM

If it sounds too good to be true... Story seems just a bit way too fluffy to be real..

SBJ · 05-12-2015, 06:06 PM

Mr Happy? Maybe he's been listening to too much ICP

~Ray · 05-12-2015, 06:13 PM

fishy story smells fishy

MassMarketing · 05-12-2015, 06:26 PM

Poor guy. But at least he turned himself in

SilentKnight · 05-12-2015, 08:01 PM

Imaginary friends are teeple, poo.

onwebcam · 05-12-2015, 08:05 PM

Editor's Note: So apparently this story comes from a phony site. Oh well. Even the smartest people in the world (read: Mandatory editors) get fooled every now and then. Enjoy the story anyway.

L-Pink · 05-12-2015, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

Editor's Note: So apparently this story comes from a phony site. Oh well. Even the smartest people in the world (read: Mandatory editors) get fooled every now and then. Enjoy the story anyway.

It did say it happened in Florida so what's not to believe.

brassmonkey · 05-12-2015, 08:39 PM

keep your head up till the trial is over.

EngineCash · 05-13-2015, 01:00 AM

Drug can do various thing to your body and especially mind...

blackmonsters · 05-13-2015, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

keep your head up till the trial is over.

It's Florida, nobody gets convicted there.

CurrentlySober · 05-13-2015, 01:02 AM

Tee Hee

Its funny coz his name is 'Gaylord'...

Grapesoda · 05-13-2015, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

Editor's Note: So apparently this story comes from a phony site. Oh well. Even the smartest people in the world (read: Mandatory editors) get fooled every now and then. Enjoy the story anyway.

exactly

epitome · 05-13-2015, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

Editor's Note: So apparently this story comes from a phony site. Oh well. Even the smartest people in the world (read: Mandatory editors) get fooled every now and then. Enjoy the story anyway.

GrapeSoda believing fake news? That is unprecedented. Let me mark this on the calendar.

Tom_PM · 05-13-2015, 07:38 AM

The one time someone could legitimately come in and say "dindu nuffin" and... crickets.

rhon23 · 05-13-2015, 07:54 AM

A Florida man..

SilentKnight · 05-13-2015, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom_PM

The one time someone could legitimately come in and say "dindu nuffin" and... crickets.

MiamiBoyz · 05-13-2015, 02:00 PM

As usual the liberal media totally got it wrong...

That ugly ass motherfucker killed MY imaginary friend!

Ugly faggot did it while we were doing the nasty too...no respect at all.

Hope they fry his ass...me so lonely now.

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