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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38939
    #1

    TOP TIP! Planning to move to another country?

    If so, don't forget to take out as much credit as possible, be it credit cards or loans (regardless of interest rates) to convert to cold hard cash to take with you.
    Be sure to not tell them you intend to move, or whereabouts you are going !

    WINNER!!!

    You're welcome


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    • kane
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Aug 2001
      • 20684
      #2
      In all seriousness, my brother's ex-wife played a similar game with banks about a year ago. She would open up a checking and savings account with about $50 in each of them. Then write a bunch of checks that would, of course, bounce. The account would end up overdrawn by $300-$400 and she would then move on to the next bank.

      She got through three banks before her name got in the system and she was denied any further accounts. She ended up having to go to her mom who co-sighed for her at the bank where she had been banking for the last 15+ years in order for her to get a checking account.

      All of those banks and many of the stores are coming after her for their money. She is lucky she didn't get arrested.

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        • Markul
          Likes Pie
          • Dec 2007
          • 12403
          #3
          In other news: If you ever need a solid and awesome handyman, hire this guy:

          But.... I pulled out...

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            • Barry-xlovecam
              It's 42
              • Jun 2010
              • 18083
              #4
              The maximum amount of us currency you can exit with or exit with US Customs is $10,000.00 cash (legally).

              If you enter the USA with more than $2K undeclared you may end up on "Bench Q" waiting to have a finger stuck up your ass. [You may enjoy that and drop a poo -- then you will get deported for shitting all over the place ]

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                • aka123
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 4450
                  #5
                  Well, you just have to hide forever and taking new credit cards and loans bight be that hard. At least if you are planning to have Visas, Mastercards and so on.

                  Old application for Visa, etc.:

                  John Doe
                  Colin street 1
                  3465423 Freedonia

                  Sos. sec. number: 4335464524343453
                  Nationality: Freedonia


                  New Visa, etc. application (in you new country):

                  John Doe
                  Bottom street 1
                  4234234 Freedomland

                  Sos. sec. number: 4335464524343453
                  Nationality: Freedonia

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                    • CurrentlySober
                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 38939
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Barry-xlovecam
                      The maximum amount of us currency you can exit with or exit with US Customs is $10,000.00 cash (legally).
                      Well... I don't think my plan was exactly whiter than white to begin with....

                      Originally posted by Barry-xlovecam
                      then you will get deported...
                      I actually have been deported - I'm banned from the USA for life ! Me = GANSTER

                      Originally posted by aka123
                      Well, you just have to hide forever and taking new credit cards and loans bight be that hard. At least if you are planning to have Visas, Mastercards and so on.

                      Old application for Visa, etc.:

                      John Doe
                      Colin street 1
                      3465423 Freedonia

                      Sos. sec. number: 4335464524343453
                      Nationality: Freedonia


                      New Visa, etc. application (in you new country):

                      John Doe
                      Bottom street 1
                      4234234 Freedomland

                      Sos. sec. number: 4335464524343453
                      Nationality: Freedonia


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                        • aka123
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2014
                          • 4450
                          #7
                          I wrote so redneck English that this might be more appropriate. From the same era.

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                            • CurrentlySober
                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 38939
                              #8
                              Originally posted by aka123
                              I wrote so redneck English that this might be more appropriate. From the same era.

                              They played that at my Sons wedding last year!

                              Even some of the real old guests (in their 70s & 80s) were dancing around to it


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                                • CurrentlySober
                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 38939
                                  #9
                                  Plus I've got the teeth to go with that song


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                                    • Bladewire
                                      StraightBro
                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 56228
                                      #10
                                      Anyone what they get lol 👍👾


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                                        • Phoenix
                                          BACON BACON BACON
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 35475
                                          #11
                                          ¿uʍop ǝpısdn sı buıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ʇǝbɹoɟ ʇ,uop 'ɹǝpun uʍop buıʌoɯ uǝɥʍ
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                                            • CurrentlySober
                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 38939
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Phoenix
                                              ¿uʍop ǝpısdn sı buıɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ ʇǝbɹoɟ ʇ,uop 'ɹǝpun uʍop buıʌoɯ uǝɥʍ
                                              ood ǝʞᴉl ᴉ


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                                                • Phoenix
                                                  BACON BACON BACON
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 35475
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                  ood ǝʞᴉl ᴉ
                                                  ̳̟͏¿̫̝͚̘̹͔͖o̴o̻͔̟̬͡d͈̗̦ ̶̣̯̟͉̖̤̼ǝ͇̞̪̺҉ʞ̧͓͙̬̜ı̸ן͓͔̠ ̗͇͎̩̬n̪̭͇̪͓o̧̩ʎ̰̟̠̣͍̙̰ ̴ṷ̩̗̳͓̝ɐ̯̝͉̠̖̦͟ɔ̲̪̞͚͖̬̕ ̹̩̳ʍ̤̳̙͔ͅo̤̜͖͈̰̩̗͜ɥ
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                                                    • Bladewire
                                                      StraightBro
                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 56228
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Phoenix
                                                      ̳̟͏¿̫̝͚̘̹͔͖o̴o̻͔̟̬͡d͈̗̦ ̶̣̯̟͉̖̤̼ǝ͇̞̪̺҉ʞ̧͓͙̬̜ı̸ן͓͔̠ ̗͇͎̩̬n̪̭͇̪͓o̧̩ʎ̰̟̠̣͍̙̰ ̴ṷ̩̗̳͓̝ɐ̯̝͉̠̖̦͟ɔ̲̪̞͚͖̬̕ ̹̩̳ʍ̤̳̙͔ͅo̤̜͖͈̰̩̗͜ɥ


                                                      (: ʇᴉ ǝʞᴉl I ʇɔǝɟɟǝ sᴉɥʇ ǝɯ ƃuᴉʍoɥs ɹoɟ noʎ ʞuɐɥ┴ ˙lol ɹǝpun uʍop ʇou ɹǝpnu uʍop s,ʇI








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                                                        • Bladewire
                                                          StraightBro
                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 56228
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                          ood ǝʞᴉl ᴉ














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